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What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A branch manager.
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Why did the baby cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer so long.
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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you'll see later, the other you'll see in a while.
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When is a door not really a door? When it's really ajar.
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What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man.
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? Poor guy really needed some space.
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What's the No. 1 cause of divorce? Marriage!
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Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged!
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Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil.
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Where do skunks pray? In pews.
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If you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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What was the mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
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I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
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Did you hear about the beautiful wedding? Even the cake was in tiers.
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Why are there fences are cemeteries? Because everyone's always dying to get in.
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A company is making glass coffins. Whether they're successful remains to be seen.
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What did one wall say to the other? "Meet me at the corner!"
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What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and sandals? A hippie-potamus.
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How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg!
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What's the award for being the best dentist? A plaque.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because when he asked them for their favorite composer, they said, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
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Why did the toilet paper roll downhill? To get to the bottom.
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What's the best name for a man who can't stand? Neil.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
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Why are groups of fish so smart? Because they travel in schools.