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What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink in.
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How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!
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What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
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What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese? She grated it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, matey!"
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How do you organize an astronomer's party? You planet.
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What's the action like at a circus? In-tents.
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
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What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.
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What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
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Why should you never eat a clock? Because it's too time-consuming.
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What should a sick bird do? Get tweetment.
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I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing
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What grades did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs.
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!
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Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere.
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What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies.
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What do you get a man with the heart of a lion? A lifetime ban from the zoo.