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You know the guy that was in the ring? Turns out the one he fought with was a bunch of bull.
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
WELCOME TO PAGE 974 !!
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"The way to happiness is: keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply, give much. Fill your life with love. Do as you would be done by."
To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same.
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"With mindfulness, strive on."
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"Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence."
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"If the problem can be solved why worry? If the problem cannot be solved worrying will do you no good."
A mother makes her son intelligent in 20 years, but a woman can make him stupid in 30 seconds.
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"Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world."
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won.
Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Woke up early to go for a run and got as far as still laying here.
By the cup of Nescafé even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka – into actions.
She's as smart as bait.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
Ladies dating a short guy is fun until you can't find him at the club and you don't have taxi money to go home.
Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.
Whenever I see you there is a smile on my face. And by smile I meant I laugh.
Easy to Easy is not easy.
Winter is natures way of telling you to polish.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Cats are a great pet if you've ever wanted convenient access to a friend that hurts your feelings.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
No pressure.
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
It's a sin to love another's wife
I think therefore I can't get anything done.