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Q: What is a plumber's favorite food? A: A leek!
forgets to bring phone into the bathroom I'm off the grid
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
WELCOME TO PAGE 842 - STILL SLOWLY WORKING MY WAY TO PAGE 850 !!!
Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards.
Why do we call "#" a hashtag and not pound? Because feminists wouldn't appreciate the PoundMeToo movement.
I turned on the light to wake up my kids. My 2-year-old turned it off and went back to bed. She used to be the family alarm clock. Now she's the snooze button
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Autocorrect is Freudian slip of smartphone age.
I have clean conscience. I haven't used it once until now.
What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? To see a butterfly.
The bartender says "we don't serve time travelers in here". A time traveler walks into a bar.
"What are you eating and how can I help?"
-Dogs
Happy Birthday! You're now living proof of the old saying that "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that I have enough chip clips for 6 people.
2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do.
Don't anybody move! I lost my brain somewhere here.
I came into this world screaming and I still haven't stopped.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you.