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Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
Ladies, some advice, if he doesn't appreciate fruit puns... You need to let that mango.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
WELCOME TO PAGE 840 - ON THE WAY TO 850 !!!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty!
I was putting mustard on my sandwich and I had that strange feeling I had already done that. I was experiencing De'-Jonvu!
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
What do you call a owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the subjects?
Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google the names they call you when it ends badly.
Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!
S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people.
My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met.
A good rule of thumb is to never hire a magician with a wife with no legs.
When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-Time.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Where do zombies like to go swimming? The Dead Sea.
What is the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
My ideal date: We order food, I eat mine and yours. you are impressed and order me more.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.