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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn.
WELCOME TO PAGE 644 - THE PAGE OF SILLY COMMENTS !!!
Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
There is McDonald’s in all continents except Antarctica.
Fast food giant McDonald’s serves 120 countries with about 37,855 restaurants worldwide – but you wouldn’t find a single McDonald’s joint in Antarctica. Not only does it have a McDonald’s-shaped void, but Antarctica is the only demilitarised continent worldwide. Instead, the entire continent is relegated for educational and scientific purposes.
At any point in time, 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.
As you are reading this, 50 million people are drunk! Check out other fun facts about alcohol!
Sonic the Hedgehog isn’t his full name.
In fact, Sega’s posterboy is actually named Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Because of a membrane that holds its tongue to the roof of its mouth, a crocodile can’t stick its tongue out of its elongated snout. However, alligators can.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
One of the more mind-blowing fun facts: no two tongue prints are alike. The use of tongue prints as a forensic identifier began fairly recently.
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents
You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids.
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife.
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
Why doesn't the bike stand by itself? Because it's two tired.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory, I refuse to be talked to in that tone of voice!
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of the stuff! It's enough to make a mango crazy.
I'll be doing a book signing today at Barnes & Noble from 2pm until they kick me out for writing in random books.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A tiny part of me says yes.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless.