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BLACK WEEK -> NETHERLANDS DEDICATED SERVERS 45% OFF RECURRING!!! | NO DMCA by HostSlick.com

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  • JabJabJabJab Member
    edited December 2023

    @kend said: Evening starts. Anyone got his HS chicken deployed please share some YABS!

    No chicken, no YABS.
    I already called my LowEndLawyer and he drafting the documents to sue HostSlick in PETA court for chicken cruelty - it's stuck in cage for like 10 days.

    Thanked by 1anda
  • HostSlickHostSlick Member, Patron Provider

    @JabJab said:

    @kend said: Evening starts. Anyone got his HS chicken deployed please share some YABS!

    No chicken, no YABS.
    I already called my LowEndLawyer and he drafting the documents to sue HostSlick in PETA court for chicken cruelty - it's stuck in cage for like 10 days.

    Watch my Profile Pic.
    If i get Chicken meat bread in jail No Problem.
    Its all i care.

    We are processing North 500 Orders. Any Patience appreciated.

    Time will BE taken back into account or do we Need offer additional free stuff yet Sir. Please No lawyers!

  • @HostSlick said:
    Watch my Profile Pic.
    If i get Chicken meat bread in jail No Problem.
    Its all i care.

    We are processing North 500 Orders. Any Patience appreciated.

    Time will BE taken back into account or do we Need offer additional free stuff yet Sir. Please No lawyers!

    KFC is processing less chicken than you tonight. :wink:

  • Hope my chickens hatch soon

  • HostSlickHostSlick Member, Patron Provider

    @kheng86 said:
    Hope my chickens hatch soon

    Im cooking it. Do you want barbecue sauce?

  • HostSlickHostSlick Member, Patron Provider

    @kend said:

    @HostSlick said:
    Watch my Profile Pic.
    If i get Chicken meat bread in jail No Problem.
    Its all i care.

    We are processing North 500 Orders. Any Patience appreciated.

    Time will BE taken back into account or do we Need offer additional free stuff yet Sir. Please No lawyers!

    KFC is processing less chicken than you tonight. :wink:

    Mayo?

  • JabJabJabJab Member
    edited December 2023

    @HostSlick said: Please No lawyers!


    All you had to do was

    but now you are

    and my lawyer is on the way to post office

    now you gonna

    for

    --
    BTW.

    Thanked by 2SwordfishBE _MS_
  • WHAT TIME IS IT

  • Still no one here got a chick?

  • Release the chickens

    Thanked by 1ehab
  • Thanked by 1ehab
  • The chicken is missing?

  • @HostSlick said:

    @kend said:

    @HostSlick said:
    Watch my Profile Pic.
    If i get Chicken meat bread in jail No Problem.
    Its all i care.

    We are processing North 500 Orders. Any Patience appreciated.

    Time will BE taken back into account or do we Need offer additional free stuff yet Sir. Please No lawyers!

    KFC is processing less chicken than you tonight. :wink:

    Mayo?

    I've got mayo. Now where is my chicken?

  • Double the bandwidth if applicable for my order 8217550673 please.

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    Double the waiting time and give it to the next person

    Thanked by 3anda porter fatchan
  • Anyone got his HS chicken deployed please share some YABS!

  • @wenwasdaa said:
    Anyone got his HS chicken deployed please share some YABS!

    You are subjected to double waiting time according to @FAT32 request.

  • HostSlickHostSlick Member, Patron Provider

    Sorry. Rest is coming.

    Short update: We are down from 586 Pending orders to 203 pending orders.
    Other VPS are coming!!

    Thanked by 2Warkos porter
  • JabJabJabJab Member
    edited December 2023

    Let's do the math!

    586-203 = 383.
    383 VPSes took 14 days (6th Dec - 23th Nov).
    Next batch of those 203 times HostSlick factor [1.5] times ChickenLifeTimeFactor times [1.2] and WastedTimeOnRefundFactor [1.2] equals 30.24 days.
    Multiple that by 383/586 equals around 20 days.

    January here we come!

    Thanked by 1FAT32

  • Thanked by 1FAT32
  • @JabJab said:


    That was way earlier than January, lol.
    Still waiting on mine.

  • JabJabJabJab Member
    edited December 2023

    @DarkMagik said: That was way earlier than January, lol.
    Still waiting on mine.

    Don't worry, I already broke it :D

  • I will try reinstalling tomorrow, maybe it's jsut locked so people won't nuke it :)

    @HostSlick that cloud.hostslick.com shows crazy time (like 20 minutes desynchro) time for time sync or something? :D

  • HostSlickHostSlick Member, Patron Provider
    edited December 2023

    @JabJab said:
    I will try reinstalling tomorrow, maybe it's jsut locked so people won't nuke it :)

    @HostSlick that cloud.hostslick.com shows crazy time (like 20 minutes desynchro) time for time sync or something? :D

    OpenVZ template screwed on one node. Dealing with that already, giving error with debian and ubuntu.

    Im working trough night

    Thanked by 1Warkos
  • reepje123reepje123 Member
    edited December 2023

    If the performance stays like this this is going to be a keeper

    YABS:

    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
    #                     v2023-11-30                    #
    # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    
    Wed Dec  6 05:05:54 PM EST 2023
    
    Basic System Information:
    ---------------------------------
    Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minutes
    Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 v4 @ 2.60GHz
    CPU cores  : 6 @ 2596.990 MHz
    AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
    VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    RAM        : 11.6 GiB
    Swap       : 0.0 KiB
    Disk       : 177.1 GiB
    Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
    Kernel     : 6.1.0-13-amd64
    VM Type    : KVM
    IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online
    
    IPv6 Network Information:
    ---------------------------------
    ISP        : ColocationX Ltd.
    ASN        : AS208046 ColocationX Ltd.
    Host       : ColocationXV6
    Location   : Amsterdam, North Holland (NH)
    Country    : The Netherlands
    
    fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda1):
    ---------------------------------
    Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
    Read       | 48.05 MB/s   (12.0k) | 420.00 MB/s   (6.5k)
    Write      | 48.09 MB/s   (12.0k) | 422.22 MB/s   (6.5k)
    Total      | 96.15 MB/s   (24.0k) | 842.22 MB/s  (13.1k)
               |                      |
    Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
    Read       | 1.14 GB/s     (2.2k) | 1.71 GB/s     (1.6k)
    Write      | 1.20 GB/s     (2.3k) | 1.83 GB/s     (1.7k)
    Total      | 2.34 GB/s     (4.5k) | 3.55 GB/s     (3.4k)
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 3.83 Gbits/sec  | 8.74 Gbits/sec  | 10.3 ms
    Scaleway        | Paris, FR (10G)           | 5.03 Gbits/sec  | 6.00 Gbits/sec  | 13.1 ms
    NovoServe       | North Holland, NL (40G)   | 6.45 Gbits/sec  | 8.83 Gbits/sec  | 4.20 ms
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.45 Gbits/sec  | 1.51 Gbits/sec  | 94.6 ms
    Clouvider       | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.74 Gbits/sec  | 1.73 Gbits/sec  | 81.5 ms
    Clouvider       | Dallas, TX, US (10G)      | 605 Mbits/sec   | 380 Mbits/sec   | 117 ms
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 911 Mbits/sec   | 911 Mbits/sec   | 147 ms
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 5.99 Gbits/sec  | 8.22 Gbits/sec  | 10.3 ms
    Scaleway        | Paris, FR (10G)           | busy            | 7.42 Gbits/sec  | 13.1 ms
    NovoServe       | North Holland, NL (40G)   | 5.62 Gbits/sec  | 8.70 Gbits/sec  | 4.17 ms
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.36 Gbits/sec  | 1.82 Gbits/sec  | 90.6 ms
    Clouvider       | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 2.01 Gbits/sec  | 419 Mbits/sec   | 81.7 ms
    Clouvider       | Dallas, TX, US (10G)      | 828 Mbits/sec   | 1.19 Gbits/sec  | 119 ms
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 1.15 Gbits/sec  | 33.8 Mbits/sec  | 145 ms
    
    Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
    ---------------------------------
    Test            | Value
                    |
    Single Core     | 1168
    Multi Core      | 4637
    Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/3880164
    
    YABS completed in 15 min 21 sec
    

    (Maybe someone can tell me how to put this wall of lines into a spoiler?)

    Thanked by 1Warkos
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