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  • Me want cheap dedis :(

    Thanked by 1inthecloudblog
  • Pls Santa give me my dual AMD 480 XFX Black Edition ☺

  • dontrix123dontrix123 Member
    edited November 2016

    I want a cheap Dedi server for less than $10 a YEAR with 2-4 core and 4 ram with 500 disk space and more than 10tb bandwidth

  • @Clouvider said:

    @joodle said:
    1GB, 1 real dedicated CPU, 10GB of SSD or SSD Cached disk space, 500GB bandwidth somewhere in the EU for €1,50 a month (paid quarterly) with 99.997% uptime, would instant buy dat shizzle.

    OP said realistic and you're coming out with a dedicated CPU @ €1.50 EUR ;-)

    Alright alright! A shared one is good as well tho :P

    Thanked by 1Clouvider
  • @dontrix123 said:9
    I want a cheap Dedi server for less than $10 a YEAR with 2-4 core and 4 ram with 500 disk space and more than 10tb bandwidth

    That's like not asking for a pony but a complete farm.
    I want that, too. :)

  • singhighsinghigh Member
    edited November 2016

    I wish @cociu could offer 1 dedicated core, 4GB RAM, 1T HDD with 3 IPs at lowest price

  • NihimNihim Member
    edited November 2016

    Dear Santa,

    I would like the $4.99 BF online server I didn't manage to get after 1 hour of refreshing. That or some talc powder, cause I am still butt-hurt about it.

    ps. A similar dedi from a known provider would do :p

  • DewlanceVPSDewlanceVPS Patron Provider, Veteran
    edited November 2016

    Santa Clause, Please issue a ST-2 form.



    I also wish that my account will be not blocked in future for any reason..



    Fix my all other issue.

  • My Wish is simple.. Faster Virtual Mac Generator at OVH.... so far its pain with 256 IPs...

    Thanked by 1Tom
  • I want a provider to launch VPS's where they pay you for using them.

    Thanked by 1Mxl
  • @MagicalTrain said:
    Even though Santa isnt real? Who will read our wishlist then?

    Hold up -- Santa isn't real?

  • VbroVbro Member
    edited November 2016

    Dear Santa,

    Please take down all the providers who lies to their customers about bandwidth, guaranteed port speed and uptime etc

    Thanked by 1cuongnh
  • I think "Santa Clouse" aka @cociu gonna be sorry he asked when he reads the wishlist ..

  • raindog308raindog308 Administrator, Veteran

    alown said: booooooooo

    This time of year, I am brown-nosing to get on the Nice List.

  • @raindog308 said:

    alown said: booooooooo

    This time of year, I am brown-nosing to get on the Nice List.

    Booooooo

  • Master_BoMaster_Bo Member
    edited December 2016

    @MagicalTrain said:
    Even though Santa isnt real? Who will read our wishlist then?

    I suppose that's a matter of belief. That reminds me an episode from "Last Christmas" ("Doctor Who", 2014):

    Santa: Hey. You want to take the reins, Doctor?
    Doctor: You're a dream construct, currently representing either my recovering or expiring mind.
    Santa: Yes, but do you want a go?
    Doctor: Yeah. All right.

    Personally, I'd rather not bother Santa with selfish wishes, apart from wishing good health to all good people. Let them do wonders for their lives themselves.

  • brueggusbrueggus IPv6 Advocate, Veteran

    Dear Santa,
    please enable IPv6 at Colocrossing.

  • Foul said: Who's Santa Clouse?

    This is Santa Clousau, Chief Inspector of the Sûreté North Pole dpt.

    Thanked by 1mik997
  • As of the OP's asking, I wish @cociu (or other provider) could give me a storage box with ~200GB HDD space and at least 1TB traffic for less than 15$ yearly!

  • Dedi: Intel® Xeon® D-1531, 32 GB DDR4, 2 × 4 TB SATA, /29 IPV4, ~$30/m

  • edited December 2016

    Dear Santa Clouse,

    8GB RAM, 4GB swap, 4 cores, 40GB disk SSD cached, 80TB bandwidth $10 KVM,
    4GB RAM, 4GB swap, 2 cores, 30GB disk SSD cached, 40TB bandwidth $8 KVM,
    or
    16GB RAM, 8 core Atom, 2x 240GB SSD, 100TB bandwidth $20 dedi, please. :)

    Thanks!

  • @flatland_spider said:
    Dear Santa Clouse,

    8GB RAM, 4GB swap, 4 cores, 40GB disk SSD cached, 80TB bandwidth $10 KVM,
    4GB RAM, 4GB swap, 2 cores, 30GB disk SSD cached, 40TB bandwidth $8 KVM,
    or
    16GB RAM, 8 core Atom, 2x 240GB SSD, 100TB bandwidth $20 dedi, please. :)

    Thanks!

    You mean this one? https://www.online.net/en/dedicated-server/dedibox-xc

    But with only 1 ssd :(

  • Dear Santa,

    Please find @Nekki a capslock key.

  • @teamacc said:

    You mean this one? https://www.online.net/en/dedicated-server/dedibox-xc

    But with only 1 ssd :(

    Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm looking for.

    It's not in the US though. :\

  • Dear santa, i want server to build youtube for adult $5 please

  • MagicalTrain said: 4gb and 300+gb HDD. For 10€

    budget good for VPS, not for dedicated server.

    brueggus said: Dear Santa, please enable IPv6 at Colocrossing.

    and SolusVM v2, please?

  • @Clouvider said:

    @joodle said:
    1GB, 1 real dedicated CPU, 10GB of SSD or SSD Cached disk space, 500GB bandwidth somewhere in the EU for €1,50 a month (paid quarterly) with 99.997% uptime, would instant buy dat shizzle.

    OP said realistic and you're coming out with a dedicated CPU @ €1.50 EUR ;-)

    He's not asking for enough. It should be 110% SLA

  • FYI, I'm watching and waiting for something we can latch on ;)

  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran

    @VortexMagnus get us Failover IP's with an API.

    Thanked by 1VortexMagnus
  • Dear Santa you cheap fat bastard, Please make AlphaRacks offer SSD in their wonderful deals. Yes, I have a vps with them and think they are great but god damn it, lets get real here, They need to make me happy cause I'm a spoiled little shit that wants his way.

    I know where to find you Santa, so don't give me any double talk and do what I demand from AlphaRacks..

    Love and kisses from your LEB friend

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