Summer has arrived

yoursunny

According to the calendar on https://guards.re , summer has officially arrived on LowEndTalk! 🏖️
Grab your popcorn, because summer hosting season means it is time for the annual low-end- circus.

Active Summer Host Features

• The bedroom special: a server running entirely on a dusty desktop tower under a teenager's bed, cooled by a single household desk fan.
• The master of disguise: a brand new provider that registered their domain exactly four days ago, where the frontpage confidently claims they have over 10 years of enterprise data center experience. If questioned, the patron provider would explain that they previously had a different brand serving only domestic customers.
• The infinite resource: a $1/year VPS that offers unlimited storage, unlimited bandwidth, and a 10Gbps port. It will be suspended for violating fair use when four users try to install WordPress at the same time.
• The magic backup: a premium tier offering fully automated, multi-region daily backups. The backups exist in the owner's dreams and will disappear as soon as they main server fails.

Already Deadpooled

• SalmonCloud Ltd (2025-Jul)
• ConfigServer (2025-Aug)
• Upstream Network Ltd / ZHNET (2025-Nov)
• Atomic Networks (2025-Dec)
• Lewis / Velox Media (2026-Jan)

Signs a Host Will Deadpool Before End of Summer

You can spot an unstable host early by asking the right technical and operational questions.
Watch out for these major red flags when looking at the dealz:

• They rent everything and own nothing: they will vanish when their hardware and IPv4 space bills come due.
• They charge a massive fee to buy a single extra IPv4: they have a limited network and cannot scale their operations.
• They completely ban custom ISOs on KVM plans: they are over-allocating their nodes and hiding a broken control panel.
• They do not list a real data center name or address: your data is probably located in a basement guarded by two very scary dogs.
• They lack a clear policy on persistent CPU and port blasting: neighbors will crash the infrastructure by July.
• They refuse to publish YABS benchmark data: they are hiding weak hardware that will melt under summer heat.

Good Luck This Summer

Are you looking to buy a server this summer?
Remember to use a credit card with excellent fraud protection, backup your data daily to an external drive, and never buy a lifetime plan unless you expect that lifetime to last about two weeks.

DataRecovery

This is the official $7 and below per year thread now.

Providers are welcome to post their special offers.

ShadowLurker

luckypenguin

https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/218412/teracast-is-down-and-ghosting-customers-possible-exit-scam

fazar

looking forward unsustainable $1/year summertime offers. hell yeah!

AlteredParadox

@fazar said:
looking forward unsustainable $1/year summertime offers. hell yeah!

Does 1EUR/yr count!?

Neoon

Actually, my BolloxMedia is still running.

Hayzee

Now's my time to shine, let me whip out the dust-covered, thermal paste-crusted i5 9600k from wherever it is and list it as an i9 14900k with 96 slots

luckypenguin

@Hayzee said: Now's my time to shine, let me whip out the dust-covered, thermal paste-crusted i5 9600k from wherever it is and list it as an i9 14900k with 96 slots

You can totally spoof that... /etc/pve/qemu-server/VM_ID.conf
args: -cpu host,model-id="Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-14900K"

And you can mount files on NVMe drive and advertise it as RAM to the guest...
args: -object memory-backend-file,id=ram-node,size=8G,mem-path=/mnt/nvme-storage/fake-ram.raw,share=on -numa node,memdev=ram-node

forest

@luckypenguin said:
And you can mount files on NVMe drive and advertise it as RAM to the guest...
args: -object memory-backend-file,id=ram-node,size=8G,mem-path=/mnt/nvme-storage/fake-ram.raw,share=on -numa node,memdev=ram-node

Calm down, Beastie Satan.

davide

You could have left the em-dashes they don't occupy much space.

AdamWilliam

lol

rpqu

3 out of 5 has discord

nikio

@rpqu said:
3 out of 5 has discord

Come on now, there are a couple of country domain registries with Discord servers, too! ola.cv comes to mind! Wouldn't you trust your professional portfolio domain to a bunch of random kids from an African country on Discord?

totally_not_banned

@rpqu said:
3 out of 5 has discord

Discord is a kind of a red flag and i feel in like 90% of cases deservedly so.

igctt

many said veloxmedia is down, but my uk instance is running after half a year, maybe I didn't get it at the lowest price so it's somehow sustainable.

lovelyserver

Let me know about any unsustainable $1/year summertime offers

ChatGBT is ready to write my "honest" review.

admax

Scorching sun 🔥🔥🔥

suyadi92

it s possibel

bbmmsvr4u

sounded like summersail xD

dbadude

There is a dutch summertime saying; "Vrouwen bloot, handel dood"
rougly translated "Woman naked, no trade"

luckypenguin

Since you somewhat liked my part 1 regarding HW trickery, here is part 2:
Hook iperf3 port range on the host, so all yabs tests will return 10Gbit:

Make a prerouting rule:
sudo iptables -t nat -F PREROUTING 2>/dev/null;
sudo iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p tcp --dport 5201:5209 -j DNAT --to-destination 10.10.10.1;
sudo iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p udp --dport 5201:5209 -j DNAT --to-destination 10.10.10.1

Host our local iperf3:
sudo apt install -y iperf3
iperf3 -s -D

Add a Token Bucket Filter capped at 10G:
sudo tc qdisc add dev guest_VM_ID_NIC root tbf rate 10Gbit burst 1m

Poor MJJs will now get full 10Gbit served from your local node to any yabs server 😈

rpqu

@luckypenguin said:
Poor MJJs will now get full 10Gbit served from your local node to any yabs server 😈

But, won't the ping looks sus?

luckypenguin

@rpqu said: But, won't the ping looks sus?

No, pings go over ICMP, we only hook TCP/UDP.

rpqu

@luckypenguin said:

@rpqu said: But, won't the ping looks sus?

No, pings go over ICMP, we only hook TCP/UDP.

Oops, yeah.

_MS_

We need a Summerhost Megathread.
Guaranteed deadpool within 6 months, 69% uptime, no support, $1/year flash deals, $7/year regular pricing.
Open to all providers.

forest

@luckypenguin said:
Since you somewhat liked my part 1 regarding HW trickery, here is part 2:
Hook iperf3 port range on the host, so all yabs tests will return 10Gbit:

Make a prerouting rule:
sudo iptables -t nat -F PREROUTING 2>/dev/null;
sudo iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p tcp --dport 5201:5209 -j DNAT --to-destination 10.10.10.1;
sudo iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p udp --dport 5201:5209 -j DNAT --to-destination 10.10.10.1

Host our local iperf3:
sudo apt install -y iperf3
iperf3 -s -D

Add a Token Bucket Filter capped at 10G:
sudo tc qdisc add dev guest_VM_ID_NIC root tbf rate 10Gbit burst 1m

Poor MJJs will now get full 10Gbit served from your local node to any yabs server 😈

How evil! Did you happen to work with Volkswagen Group's TDI diesel engine team, by chance?

Frobsy

I'm surprised there is no more $7/year

JohnFilch123

@MS said: Open to all providers.

PrivateFeet will participate

Protocol903

capital class shitpost. i love it

sliix

Ahhhh. Good ol summer hosts.