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subaru

@FAT32 WE LOVE YOU

bgerard

First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

hyena56

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

So thats like competing with his sugar boy. So I dont think so. He loves his sugar boy dearly

bdl

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

@crunchbits have said in past they have no plans for any EU expansion.

A picture of @FAT32 as a chicken will cheer you up in light of this unfortunate news

crunchbits

@hyena56 said:

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

So thats like competing with his sugar boy. So I dont think so. He loves his sugar boy dearly

Maybe we become a sugar family?

bdl

@crunchbits said:

@hyena56 said:

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

So thats like competing with his sugar boy. So I dont think so. He loves his sugar boy dearly

Maybe we become a sugar family?

NO PURPLE NO NO NO

(oof - stable diffusion has "purple daddy" all wrong, see below)

FAT32

@crunchbits said:
Yeah, so there is a secret [redacted] that will give you [redacted] either on an order or to your account. You'll also see some pretty rare and unique one off [redacted] that isn't a standard listing/exposed anywhere.

I wanted to make it a really fun thing for the provider poll but @FAT32 rejected it and said [redacted] would be unfair to offer.

I start to feel you might be VirMach the blue daddy... he pulled this kind of trick before...

emg88

@FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!

crunchbits

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:
Yeah, so there is a secret [redacted] that will give you [redacted] either on an order or to your account. You'll also see some pretty rare and unique one off [redacted] that isn't a standard listing/exposed anywhere.

I wanted to make it a really fun thing for the provider poll but @FAT32 rejected it and said [redacted] would be unfair to offer.

I start to feel you might be VirMach the blue daddy... he pulled this kind of trick before...

Well, sounds like a very smart guy. Maybe I'll have to buy myself him a beer.

bgerard

@hyena56 said:

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

So thats like competing with his sugar boy. So I dont think so. He loves his sugar boy dearly

Sugar boy will need to earn his keep eventually. Sugar boy will become sugar man, in which he owes daddy colo. New sugar boy will soon be acquired from another basement, dare I say through the promise of DDoS protection from daddy.

bdl

@bgerard said:

@hyena56 said:

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

So thats like competing with his sugar boy. So I dont think so. He loves his sugar boy dearly

Sugar boy will need to earn his keep eventually. Sugar boy will become sugar man, in which he owes daddy colo. New sugar boy will soon be acquired from another basement, dare I say through the promise of DDoS protection from daddy.

Unless he gets sent to sugar jail

bobsburgers

@crunchbits said:

@bobsburgers said:
@crunchbits when will you add more 10gbit server stock? And the code isn't working for e3 system.

They're all on-demand at the moment due to our build queue. We've got 'em, but no time to build default setups to list at the moment. Anything you need we can do, though. Ticket/PM/Discord and we can get you squared away.

Code is active, though we're down to last few E3's iirc.

Just sent through a quote request, looking forward to your response .

bgerard

@bdl said:

@bgerard said:

@hyena56 said:

@bgerard said:
First crunchbits vps, looking forward to it. @crunchbits any plans for an Orastie, RO location?

So thats like competing with his sugar boy. So I dont think so. He loves his sugar boy dearly

Sugar boy will need to earn his keep eventually. Sugar boy will become sugar man, in which he owes daddy colo. New sugar boy will soon be acquired from another basement, dare I say through the promise of DDoS protection from daddy.

Unless he gets sent to sugar jail

That would be sweet for some

FAT32

I have some time so why not give some reviews. @FrankZ -ly @crunchbits service is decent, for the price there's nothing to complain about, and it is probably the lowest you can get that's not from basement.

While it is not* less than $10/yr, it is the most balanced specs that you can actually use for production at this price. VirtFusion also don't really allow overselling RAM so you can imagine this is not some [redacted] scam that sell SWAP memory as RAM.

The CPU is consistent and I didn't notice any steal nor performance issues, which suggests the node is probably not oversold.

It is understandable that the host is relatively new, but I am still amazed by the amount of interactions and ideas @crunchbits has placed to sell his products with lots of generous offers. No copy-paste in all the threads he has posted so far.

Behind the scene, he is also a pain fun to work with and that's how we ends up with that Gay Captcha during Black Friday.

Edit: All in all what I want to say is he seems genuine and for what it is worth, have a try and join the red side

FAT32

Ah shit I pressed on the wrong button and posted it lol

SocksAreComfortable

Honestly out of every provider I've tried from LET, I've kept my @crunchbits service running longer than any of them, and now have...2 yearly boxes and 2 monthly boxes. Dammit.

bdspice

Give me prizes. I love gifts

crunchbits

@FAT32 said:

I have some time so why not give some reviews. @FrankZ -ly @crunchbits service is decent, for the price there's nothing to complain about, and it is probably the lowest you can get that's not from basement.

If its Yearly's, yeah I don't think you can get much under that. Even if the power is free, lots of other fees.

While it is not* less than $10/yr, it is the most balanced specs that you can actually use for production at this price. VirtFusion also don't really allow overselling RAM so you can imagine this is not some [redacted] scam that sell SWAP memory as RAM.

Even if they did allow it (but I think you're right), we don't. RAM is too cheap to compromise our reputation on and I find that the rest of the resources all balance pretty close to 1:1 with RAM (outside of something like high RAM specific VMs)

We'll be publishing public-view panels for all nodes with the next order process/website update very soon. It's not really secret, I actually would prefer people to see it.

The CPU is consistent and I didn't notice any steal nor performance issues, which suggests the node is probably not oversold.

CPU alerts go off if it gets to problem area. Most nodes are massively undersold by CPU usage (sub 10%).

It is understandable that the host is relatively new, but I am still amazed by the amount of interactions and ideas @crunchbits has placed to sell his products with lots of generous offers. No copy-paste in all the threads he has posted so far.

Behind the scene, he is also a pain fun to work with and that's how we ends up with that Gay Captcha during Black Friday.
Edit: All in all what I want to say is he seems genuine and for what it is worth, have a try and join the red side

Someone has to be the heel

But genuinely thank you for the detailed response.

crunchbits

@bdspice said:
Give me prizes. I love gifts

Give me memes!

optimistic

Free glizzies? I'm in.

bdspice

@crunchbits said:

@bdspice said:
Give me prizes. I love gifts

Give me memes!

bgerard

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

I have some time so why not give some reviews. @FrankZ -ly @crunchbits service is decent, for the price there's nothing to complain about, and it is probably the lowest you can get that's not from basement.

If its Yearly's, yeah I don't think you can get much under that. Even if the power is free, lots of other fees.

While it is not* less than $10/yr, it is the most balanced specs that you can actually use for production at this price. VirtFusion also don't really allow overselling RAM so you can imagine this is not some [redacted] scam that sell SWAP memory as RAM.

Even if they did allow it (but I think you're right), we don't. RAM is too cheap to compromise our reputation on and I find that the rest of the resources all balance pretty close to 1:1 with RAM (outside of something like high RAM specific VMs)

We'll be publishing public-view panels for all nodes with the next order process/website update very soon. It's not really secret, I actually would prefer people to see it.

The CPU is consistent and I didn't notice any steal nor performance issues, which suggests the node is probably not oversold.

CPU alerts go off if it gets to problem area. Most nodes are massively undersold by CPU usage (sub 10%).

It is understandable that the host is relatively new, but I am still amazed by the amount of interactions and ideas @crunchbits has placed to sell his products with lots of generous offers. No copy-paste in all the threads he has posted so far.

Behind the scene, he is also a pain fun to work with and that's how we ends up with that Gay Captcha during Black Friday.
Edit: All in all what I want to say is he seems genuine and for what it is worth, have a try and join the red side

Someone has to be the heel

But genuinely thank you for the detailed response.

What is that naming scheme?

Rack: 47
??
Rack Unit: 23
Node: 1 (for multi node chassis?)

crunchbits

@bgerard said:

What is that naming scheme?

Rack: 47
??
Rack Unit: 23
Node: 1 (for multi node chassis?)

47 = entire row (multiple rows in this location)
D* = column
UXX = rack unit
N* = node if multinode

They become a little... difficult to read without mistakes when your eyes are blurry from being at a screen too long, but I'm just a fan of the node name being firmly affixed to it's specific physical location in the DC. It's very simple for any agent/tech to make sure we're all talking about the same exact unit. When there was a few servers many moons ago we'd use nicknames, but at this point we'd need an entire translation layer created if we still did that.

bgerard

@crunchbits said:

@bgerard said:

What is that naming scheme?

Rack: 47
??
Rack Unit: 23
Node: 1 (for multi node chassis?)

47 = entire row (multiple rows in this location)
D* = column
UXX = rack unit
N* = node if multinode

Damn, so close

alexvolk

Hopefully, will move from LunaNode to CrunchBit!

thuanbui

Awesome. Thanks for the offers and give aways

venurgopal

FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!

bobsburgers

@crunchbits what bandwidth is your top of rack switch with your dedicated servers?

crunchbits

@bobsburgers said:
@crunchbits what bandwidth is your top of rack switch with your dedicated servers?

Fed back to our core stack: 80Gbps to 160Gbps depending on the rack use/density.

Samurai

Crunchbits, how did you come up with your name?