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Blue whales eat 500,000 calories in 1 mouthful.
When whales open their gaping mouths in the ocean, they eat half a million calories’ worth of krill. If whales were like humans, their calorie deficit would be way off the charts: the energy they get is more than 240 times the energy they expend to gather all the krill in their mouth.
The tiny pocket in jeans is for pocket watches.
When jeans were invented by Jacob Davis and Levi Strauss in 1893, it only had four pockets: one in the back, two in the front, and the tiny pocket.
NASA can “fax” tools to astronauts
Sending equipment to the Space Station used to take months or years, but 3D printing technology now lets NASA do it in a few hours.
Only ¼ of the Sahara Desert is sandy.
When you think Sahara, you’d probably think of something out of The Lion King or National Geographic: stretches of dry, barren sands. However, this is actually not the case. One of the fun facts about the Sahara desert is that it’s hardly made up of sand! Most of it is covered in gravel with mountains and oases.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Cake: the answer, no matter the question.
Autocorrect just changed "I have so much anxiety I can barely breathe" to "I'm fine."
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed looked.
Doctor: "Well, it looks like you're pregnant."
Woman: "Oh my God, I'm pregnant?!"
Doctor: "No, it just looks like you are."
Why did the girl wear glasses in math class? It improves di-vision.
I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck.
Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind.
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass.
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day!
I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.
Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito.
A: I can't tell you it was to cheesy.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."
Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet.
You have a room temperature IQ - if the room is in Antarctica.