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There’s only one letter that doesn’t appear in any U.S. state name.
You’ll find a Z (Arizona), a J (New Jersey), and even two X’s (New Mexico and Texas)—but not a single American state has the letter Q.
Samsung tests phone durability with a butt robot.
People tend to store their devices on their back pockets, which is why Samsung created a robotic butt to test phone durability.
Armadillos have bulletproof shells.
One Texas man was even hospitalized after shooting an armadillo – the bullet ricocheted off the animal and struck him in the jaw.
It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
If my body is a temple than eating pancakes is a form of prayer.
I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
What did the dog say when he rubbed sandpaper on his tail? Rough, rough!
When I go jogging, I listen to a portable CD player, so people think I've been running for 10 years.
What do you call a horse who expresses negative views? A Naysayer.
The longer you sleep – the more sleep you need. The more you eat – the bigger is your appetite.
The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later".
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh.
The story was really great. That's why I was closing my eyes the whole time trying to imagine it.
Has anyone heard the news about a festival in the US where a girl got her head stuck on a truck oversized tailpipe? Apparently she was exhausted...
I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon.
In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can't get a date.
I changed my password everywhere to "incorrect". That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, "Your password is incorrect".
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
I wanted to be a hair stylist for bald people.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. A woman already knows.
I became a vegetarian – switched to weed.
What do you call the saddest waterway in Russia? Crimea River.
What do you call the trousers of people who can't speak? Pant-O-Mimes!
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? Space!