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2023 Black Friday Cyber Monday - FLASH SALE + MEGATHREAD

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  • asynchronous but I don't need it so next person to guess Breakpoint gets it.

    Thanked by 1emgh
  • @DeadlyChemist said:

    have i been a good boy f5'ing?

    I may have missed it but what app is that?

  • @ipguru said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:

    have i been a good boy f5'ing?

    I may have missed it but what app is that?

    whatpulse, i love it

    Thanked by 1ipguru
  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-3TB
    1v Core CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    3TB HDD
    3TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $153/year Exclusive 1-off: $60/year $93 OFF!!!! deals.

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a programming pattern, a smart maneuver,
    Sync and async in a coding fever.
    Callbacks and promises in my sphere,
    Guess my name, the asynchronous cheer.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Async/Await

  • Concurrent programming

  • @op23 said:

    @user123 said:

    @emgh said:

    @user123 said: some of us don't know sh!t about programming and are non-tech people who dabble in LE stuff

    git gud

    Honestly? I've never figured out how to use git or Docker properly. I mean, if I git something, how the hell do I back it up???

    git push origin “prod-remote”

    Make sure to do on Fridays

    Does it work as well as rm -rf? At least I could get that to work.

  • @Zyra said: @c1vhosting i have around 8usd/t left in my account, anything you can do with that for a ipv4 box?

    8USDT, let's do:
    1 vCores, 1GB RAM, 50GB SSD, 3TB @ 600Mbps bandwidth, 1 IPv4, 1 IPv6 address

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-3TB
    1v Core CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    3TB HDD
    3TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $153/year Exclusive 1-off: $60/year $93 OFF!!!! deals.

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a programming pattern, a smart maneuver,
    Sync and async in a coding fever.
    Callbacks and promises in my sphere,
    Guess my name, the asynchronous cheer.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Event loop

  • @JabJab said:

    @optisoft said: I bought with promo applied, after promo is out, you are out of stock and i have invoice.

    Bought != promo applied. It was most likely used between you seen the lower price screen and you actually clicking Pay. Code was used, price was adjusted to remove the code.

    TOO SLOW

    If that, its a problem on system of provider, not on customer side.

    If promo isnt applied, i did not get any screen with promo or code over.

  • webhook?

  • Ian_Dot_TechIan_Dot_Tech Member, Patron Provider

    @Webb_Carter said:

    @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-3TB
    1v Core CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    3TB HDD
    3TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $153/year Exclusive 1-off: $60/year $93 OFF!!!! deals.

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a programming pattern, a smart maneuver,
    Sync and async in a coding fever.
    Callbacks and promises in my sphere,
    Guess my name, the asynchronous cheer.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Asynchronous Programming

    Winner

    Thanked by 1admax
  • Rollercoster?

  • promise (again, don't need it)

  • @user123 said:

    @op23 said:

    @user123 said:

    @emgh said:

    @user123 said: some of us don't know sh!t about programming and are non-tech people who dabble in LE stuff

    git gud

    Honestly? I've never figured out how to use git or Docker properly. I mean, if I git something, how the hell do I back it up???

    git push origin “prod-remote”

    Make sure to do on Fridays

    Does it work as well as rm -rf? At least I could get that to work.

    That doesn’t make the remote servers happy or the customers confused

  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep

    @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    @Webb_Carter said:

    @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-3TB
    1v Core CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    3TB HDD
    3TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $153/year Exclusive 1-off: $60/year $93 OFF!!!! deals.

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a programming pattern, a smart maneuver,
    Sync and async in a coding fever.
    Callbacks and promises in my sphere,
    Guess my name, the asynchronous cheer.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Asynchronous Programming

    Winner

    Thanked by 1ehab
  • @optisoft said:

    @JabJab said:

    @optisoft said: I bought with promo applied, after promo is out, you are out of stock and i have invoice.

    Bought != promo applied. It was most likely used between you seen the lower price screen and you actually clicking Pay. Code was used, price was adjusted to remove the code.

    TOO SLOW

    If that, its a problem on system of provider, not on customer side.

    If promo isnt applied, i did not get any screen with promo or code over.

    YOU'RE RIGHT; THE FAULT CAN'T BE YOURS.

    OBVIOUSLY.

    BY THE WAY, IF WE WERE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND..

  • @c1vhosting said:

    @Zyra said: @c1vhosting i have around 8usd/t left in my account, anything you can do with that for a ipv4 box?

    8USDT, let's do:
    1 vCores, 1GB RAM, 50GB SSD, 3TB @ 600Mbps bandwidth, 1 IPv4, 1 IPv6 address

    1.5 GB for @Zyra
    (let's see if group pressure works)
    let's go LET

  • @NetDynamics24 said: LET50%

    @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-3TB
    1v Core CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    3TB HDD
    3TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $153/year Exclusive 1-off: $60/year $93 OFF!!!! deals.

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a programming pattern, a smart maneuver,
    Sync and async in a coding fever.
    Callbacks and promises in my sphere,
    Guess my name, the asynchronous cheer.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Promises(javascript)

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @nocloud said:
    waiting for dedi following specs.

    Cyrix or intel 286
    2mb RAM
    40mb HDD
    1 dial up phone line
    56-kbps modem
    3.5" with access to MSDOS, Monkey Island 1 & 2, Wing Commander 1,2 and 3

    location: N. Korea or Somalia (preferably Mogadishu)

    We have 2x SuperMicro SuperServer 5015M-T with Intel Xeon X3360. A little over your ask on hardware specs, but Spokane WA is basically North Korea.

  • Ian_Dot_TechIan_Dot_Tech Member, Patron Provider

    god my management team is gonna kill me for the next one...

  • event driven pizzacrust?

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:
    god my management team is gonna kill me for the next one...

    payrise

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech IF WE WERE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND..

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:
    god my management team is gonna kill me for the next one...

    Holla for manglement! W00t!

  • @Jord said:

    @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    @totally_not_banned said:
    javascript

    Wins while I eat at my desk.
    I will dm you son.

    I read something else :joy:

    ive read dick and son

  • @crunchbits said:

    @nocloud said:
    waiting for dedi following specs.

    Cyrix or intel 286
    2mb RAM
    40mb HDD
    1 dial up phone line
    56-kbps modem
    3.5" with access to MSDOS, Monkey Island 1 & 2, Wing Commander 1,2 and 3

    location: N. Korea or Somalia (preferably Mogadishu)

    We have 2x SuperMicro SuperServer 5015M-T with Intel Xeon X3360. A little over your ask on hardware specs, but Spokane WA is basically North Korea.

    7$?

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:
    god my management team is gonna kill me for the next one...

    Wow!!!

  • Can someone reach my phone from the second end of the desk so I can logging to VirMach via 2FA? I am laaaaaaazy.
    or just give me my damn code.

  • 8$ USD/T :grin:

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