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emgh

@crunchbits said: [something]

CRUNCHBITS, IF WE WERE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND..

ralf

@JabJab said:
Can someone reach my phone from the second end of the desk so I can logging to VirMach via 2FA? I am laaaaaaazy.
or just give me my damn code.

1234

totally_not_banned

Did someone win yet?

DeadlyChemist

@Zyra said:

@DeadlyChemist said: 7$?

8$ USD/T

nah 7$

nocloud

@crunchbits said:

@nocloud said:
waiting for dedi following specs.

Cyrix or intel 286
2mb RAM
40mb HDD
1 dial up phone line
56-kbps modem
3.5" with access to MSDOS, Monkey Island 1 & 2, Wing Commander 1,2 and 3

location: N. Korea or Somalia (preferably Mogadishu)

We have 2x SuperMicro SuperServer 5015M-T with Intel Xeon X3360. A little over your ask on hardware specs, but Spokane WA is basically North Korea.

looks nice, nowhere near ghetto enough!

https://outofoffice.blog/40-great-things-to-do-in-spokane-washington/

totally_not_banned

even driver propagating

DeadlyChemist

@nocloud said:

@crunchbits said:

@nocloud said:
waiting for dedi following specs.

Cyrix or intel 286
2mb RAM
40mb HDD
1 dial up phone line
56-kbps modem
3.5" with access to MSDOS, Monkey Island 1 & 2, Wing Commander 1,2 and 3

location: N. Korea or Somalia (preferably Mogadishu)

We have 2x SuperMicro SuperServer 5015M-T with Intel Xeon X3360. A little over your ask on hardware specs, but Spokane WA is basically North Korea.

looks nice, nowhere near ghetto enough!

https://outofoffice.blog/40-great-things-to-do-in-spokane-washington/

yeah worth 7$

gbzret4d

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:
god my management team is gonna kill me for the next one...

DO IT NOW

Jord

I think we need more tits

user123

@Jord said:
I think we need more tits

What, I'm not enough? #ungrateful

emgh

@Jord said: I think we need more tits

jord..

if we were standed in a deserted island..

Jord

@user123 said:

@Jord said:
I think we need more tits

What, I'm not enough? #ungrateful

Always, but we need to double the tits, can't have to many tits

gbzret4d

@nocloud said:

@crunchbits said:

@nocloud said:
waiting for dedi following specs.

Cyrix or intel 286
2mb RAM
40mb HDD
1 dial up phone line
56-kbps modem
3.5" with access to MSDOS, Monkey Island 1 & 2, Wing Commander 1,2 and 3

location: N. Korea or Somalia (preferably Mogadishu)

We have 2x SuperMicro SuperServer 5015M-T with Intel Xeon X3360. A little over your ask on hardware specs, but Spokane WA is basically North Korea.

looks nice, nowhere near ghetto enough!

https://outofoffice.blog/40-great-things-to-do-in-spokane-washington/

40 things to do....... nr1 dont get murdered

evergreen

@Jord said:
I think we need more tits

user123

@Jord said:

@user123 said:

@Jord said:
I think we need more tits

What, I'm not enough? #ungrateful

Always, but we need to double the tits, can't have to many tits

Wait, did you mean TiBs?

DeadlyChemist

@gbzret4d said: 40 things to do....... nr1 dont get murdered

nah, thats the fun part

DeadlyChemist

@evergreen said:
.> @Jord said:

I think we need more tits

birb

Ian_Dot_Tech

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Jord

@emgh said:

@Jord said: I think we need more tits

jord..

if we were standed in a deserted island..

Would I lick your tits?

tridinebandim

Deadlock

shyseven

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Lock

neilp316

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Deadlock

Webb_Carter

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Thread Contention

vavn

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Deadlock

emgh

deadlock but I don't need it so the first person to say breakpoint gets it

redart

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Data race?

MilaFiumba

Deadlock

emgh

@Jord said:

@emgh said:

@Jord said: I think we need more tits

jord..

if we were standed in a deserted island..

Would I lick your tits?

YES YOU WOULD

FAT32

Mutex

redart

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-512GB
1v Core CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
512 GB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$25.50/year Exclusive 1-off: $7/year

RIDDLE (Hard at least I hope):
I'm a phantom in the server's domain,
A specter of inefficiency to disdain.
Thread contention, a silent woe,
Guess my name, in parallel's shadow

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Mutex