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2023 Black Friday Cyber Monday - FLASH SALE + MEGATHREAD

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  • @DavidAtInfraveoCloud said:
    Well, well, well...

    A riddle from my side as well, to compliment @Ian_Dot_Tech.

    In the digital realm, where budgets sway,
    Whispers of deals in the air may play.
    A talk so low, where servers unite,
    Community thrives in the hosting light.
    What am I, in the tech-savvy bay?

    P.S. I am not affiliated with/to LevelOne so no Rewards. Just for fun :lol:

    Cloud

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-2TB
    1 vCore CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    1TB HDD
    1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a language with brackets and braces,
    Frameworks love me in various places.
    Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
    Guess my name, the web's embrace.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    JavaScript

  • javascript but I don't need it so next person to guess cobol gets it.

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-2TB
    1 vCore CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    1TB HDD
    1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a language with brackets and braces,
    Frameworks love me in various places.
    Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
    Guess my name, the web's embrace.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Python

    Thanked by 1admax
  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said: Frontend or backend, I dance with grace

    This dude really gonna say that JavaScript dances with grace?
    He really wants to get cancelled or start a war.

    Thanked by 3op23 emgh FAT32
  • gbzret4dgbzret4d Member
    edited November 2023

    @emgh said:

    @dahartigan said:

    @Jord said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:

    @Jord said:

    @DeadlyChemist said:
    was offline a while, did i miss anything insane?

    Yes the doubling of dick, a lot of it.

    i'll have 2

    So you'd like two long chodes with 4 dicks? Sounds good, that has been doubled for you.

    Your dick has been halved.

    it’s called circumcision

    How to become a jew and i know this cause it happened to me too

    Thanked by 1emgh
  • No more 7950X from Spartanhost ?

  • @plumberg said: Python

    @plumberg said: I'm a language with brackets and braces,

    :grin:

  • i thought he was going to make it harder this time

  • @mta99 said:

    @totally_not_banned said:
    javascript

    Too easy

    Yeah, but i don't need it, so the next person posting "I eat balls for breakfast" gets it.

    Thanked by 2emgh commercial
  • @Ian_Dot_Tech I also see that you named it "STKVM-2TB" and it has a 1TB HDD :p

  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-2TB
    1 vCore CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    1TB HDD
    1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a language with brackets and braces,
    Frameworks love me in various places.
    Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
    Guess my name, the web's embrace.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Java

  • @JabJab said:

    @Ian_Dot_Tech said: Frontend or backend, I dance with grace

    This dude really gonna say that JavaScript dances with grace?
    He really wants to get cancelled or start a war.

    Don't worry he'll never get there in time

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • @sycot said:
    python but I don't need it so the first person to say breakpoint gets it

    I genuinely lolled at python

    Thanked by 4emgh Zyra sycot admax
  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:
    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a language with brackets and braces,
    Frameworks love me in various places.
    Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
    Guess my name, the web's embrace.

    Perl.

  • lisp

  • Haskell

  • @user123 said:
    @Ian_Dot_Tech I also see that you named it "STKVM-2TB" and it has a 1TB HDD :p

    i think it's 2 cuz the price is different

  • Ioncube

  • php? idk

  • Pascal

  • @gbzret4d said:

    Mind sharing the link for nr 1 and nr 2 cause i cant find them?

    Those are long gone. Only lasted for a few minutes.

    Thanked by 1gbzret4d
  • @Ian_Dot_Tech said:

    I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

    FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
    QTY: 1
    STKVM-2TB
    1 vCore CPU
    1GB RAM
    None Swap
    1TB HDD
    1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
    1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
    Included DDoS Protection
    blocked SMTP
    $51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

    RIDDLE (easy mode):
    I'm a language with brackets and braces,
    Frameworks love me in various places.
    Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
    Guess my name, the web's embrace.

    Rules:

    • Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
    • No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
    • The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
    • I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

    Ruby

  • btw. correct fucking answer is English
    /s

    Thanked by 2emgh ehab
  • Rust

  • deez rust

    Thanked by 1ralf
  • JordJord Moderator, Host Rep

    Lets start tagging @crunchbits for some sweet awesome dick doubling deals

  • @Jord said:
    Lets start tagging @crunchbits for some sweet awesome dick doubling deals

    YE 7$

    Thanked by 1emgh
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