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raza19

@DavidAtInfraveoCloud said:
Well, well, well...

A riddle from my side as well, to compliment @Ian_Dot_Tech.

In the digital realm, where budgets sway,
Whispers of deals in the air may play.
A talk so low, where servers unite,
Community thrives in the hosting light.
What am I, in the tech-savvy bay?

P.S. I am not affiliated with/to LevelOne so no Rewards. Just for fun

Cloud

ceneax

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-2TB
1 vCore CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
1TB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

RIDDLE (easy mode):
I'm a language with brackets and braces,
Frameworks love me in various places.
Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
Guess my name, the web's embrace.

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

JavaScript

tridinebandim

java

emgh

javascript but I don't need it so next person to guess cobol gets it.

plumberg

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-2TB
1 vCore CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
1TB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

RIDDLE (easy mode):
I'm a language with brackets and braces,
Frameworks love me in various places.
Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
Guess my name, the web's embrace.

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Python

JabJab

@Ian_Dot_Tech said: Frontend or backend, I dance with grace

This dude really gonna say that JavaScript dances with grace?
He really wants to get cancelled or start a war.

gbzret4d

@emgh said:

@dahartigan said:

@Jord said:

@DeadlyChemist said:

@Jord said:

@DeadlyChemist said:
was offline a while, did i miss anything insane?

Yes the doubling of dick, a lot of it.

i'll have 2

So you'd like two long chodes with 4 dicks? Sounds good, that has been doubled for you.

Your dick has been halved.

it’s called circumcision

How to become a jew and i know this cause it happened to me too

vikram

No more 7950X from Spartanhost ?

Zyra

@plumberg said: Python

@plumberg said: I'm a language with brackets and braces,

nocloud

i thought he was going to make it harder this time

totally_not_banned

@mta99 said:

@totally_not_banned said:
javascript

Too easy

Yeah, but i don't need it, so the next person posting "I eat balls for breakfast" gets it.

user123

@Ian_Dot_Tech I also see that you named it "STKVM-2TB" and it has a 1TB HDD

plumberg

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-2TB
1 vCore CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
1TB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

RIDDLE (easy mode):
I'm a language with brackets and braces,
Frameworks love me in various places.
Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
Guess my name, the web's embrace.

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Java

emgh

@JabJab said:

@Ian_Dot_Tech said: Frontend or backend, I dance with grace

This dude really gonna say that JavaScript dances with grace?
He really wants to get cancelled or start a war.

Don't worry he'll never get there in time

ralf

@sycot said:
python but I don't need it so the first person to say breakpoint gets it

I genuinely lolled at python

mockingbird

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:
RIDDLE (easy mode):
I'm a language with brackets and braces,
Frameworks love me in various places.
Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
Guess my name, the web's embrace.

Perl.

ralf

lisp

op23

Haskell

nocloud

@user123 said:
@Ian_Dot_Tech I also see that you named it "STKVM-2TB" and it has a 1TB HDD

i think it's 2 cuz the price is different

user123

Ioncube

DeadlyChemist

php? idk

user123

Pascal

_MS_

@gbzret4d said:

Mind sharing the link for nr 1 and nr 2 cause i cant find them?

Those are long gone. Only lasted for a few minutes.

plumberg

@Ian_Dot_Tech said:

I hope you guys know I worked hard on these graphics!

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE RIDDLE WINS THE OPTION TO PURCHASE:
QTY: 1
STKVM-2TB
1 vCore CPU
1GB RAM
None Swap
1TB HDD
1TB @ 1Gbps Uplink
1 IPv4 + /64 IPv6 IP
Included DDoS Protection
blocked SMTP
$51.00/year Exclusive 1-off: $26/year (its an easy one)

RIDDLE (easy mode):
I'm a language with brackets and braces,
Frameworks love me in various places.
Frontend or backend, I dance with grace,
Guess my name, the web's embrace.

Rules:

• Each person can guess as many times as they want, only 1 guess per post (if you make multiple guesses in a post the whole post will be ignored).
• No cheating! IE (looking it up, it takes the fun away for everyone!)
• The first person to guess it correctly gets it, and then we move on to the next riddle.
• I will DM whoever wins to set up the code.

Ruby

JabJab

btw. correct fucking answer is English
/s

user123

Rust

emgh

deez rust

Jord

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emgh

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DeadlyChemist

@Jord said:
Lets start tagging @crunchbits for some sweet awesome dick doubling deals

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