Is there any free Linux vps

deank

Not exactly the same sentence. I just yelled "Give me a GF!".

At a school playground when I was a teen. I got one actually.

default

@deank said:
Not exactly the same sentence. I just yelled "Give me a GF!".

At a school playground when I was a teen. I got one actually.

Sure you did. Women are more than men on the globe. The problem is: are there more servers than humans, and so many for servers to be free?

BetaRacks

I want a free wife

dahartigan

@Mickeydarrenlau said:
I need a free Linux vps that have 2 core and 8gb ram and 1tb storage

You have to be trolling...

diher

you can sign up for Github Educations , 1 organization there seems to let you create colocation servers using your own device.

kheng86

Oracle free tier is the closest you can get

atroxz

Is there any free Ferrari ?

raindog308

@BetaRacks said: I want a free wife

Trust me, there's no such thing. It's not the acquisition costs but rather the maintenance.

@default said: Women are more than men on the globe.

Actually, globally there are 102 males for every 100 females. It's 107:100 at birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_world#Sex_ratio

I'm thinking the decades of China's "mandatory infanticide if you have more than one child" policy may have been highly impactful to that stat, as culturally boys were seen as more valuable. Between 1980 and 2000, the ratio of male to females soared from 103:100 to 117:100. On a billion+ population, that could well tip the global scales.

raindog308

@atroxz said: Is there any free Ferrari ?

Could be...watch this space: https://www.omaze.com/collections/omaze-cars

They've done Ferraris in the past.

randomq

How much is your allowance? Or how much can you earn mowing lawns or cleaning cars? I bet you can afford a decent server here after a weekend:

https://virmach.fat32.top/

Some VPS under $10-20/yr with decent specs.

Or if you really need storage, look at Hosthatch:

$20/yr 500GB

https://manage.hosthatch.com/billing/order/lax-500g-special?q=/billing/order/lax-500g-special

TimboJones

@raindog308 said:

@BetaRacks said: I want a free wife

Trust me, there's no such thing. It's not the acquisition costs but rather the maintenance.

@default said: Women are more than men on the globe.

Actually, globally there are 102 males for every 100 females. It's 107:100 at birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_world#Sex_ratio

I'm thinking the decades of China's "mandatory infanticide if you have more than one child" policy may have been highly impactful to that stat, as culturally boys were seen as more valuable. Between 1980 and 2000, the ratio of male to females soared from 103:100 to 117:100. On a billion+ population, that could well tip the global scales.

Chinese sausage fest. Just another reason to avoid China.

On the other hand, if you only watched Japanese porn, you'd think they were trying to make up for China's infanticide.

dahartigan

@TimboJones said:

@raindog308 said:

@BetaRacks said: I want a free wife

Trust me, there's no such thing. It's not the acquisition costs but rather the maintenance.

@default said: Women are more than men on the globe.

Actually, globally there are 102 males for every 100 females. It's 107:100 at birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_world#Sex_ratio

I'm thinking the decades of China's "mandatory infanticide if you have more than one child" policy may have been highly impactful to that stat, as culturally boys were seen as more valuable. Between 1980 and 2000, the ratio of male to females soared from 103:100 to 117:100. On a billion+ population, that could well tip the global scales.

Chinese sausage fest. Just another reason to avoid China.

China does communism wrong. Russia has more females than males.

o_be_one

@randomq said: https://virmach.fat32.top/

My god i was pretty sure this only for BF and CM time... So nice it does continue ^^

Arkas

@BetaRacks said: I want a free wife

The wife might be free, but the usage is extremely expensive. Also, no return policy.

TimboJones

@dahartigan said:

@TimboJones said:

@raindog308 said:

@BetaRacks said: I want a free wife

Trust me, there's no such thing. It's not the acquisition costs but rather the maintenance.

@default said: Women are more than men on the globe.

Actually, globally there are 102 males for every 100 females. It's 107:100 at birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_world#Sex_ratio

I'm thinking the decades of China's "mandatory infanticide if you have more than one child" policy may have been highly impactful to that stat, as culturally boys were seen as more valuable. Between 1980 and 2000, the ratio of male to females soared from 103:100 to 117:100. On a billion+ population, that could well tip the global scales.

Chinese sausage fest. Just another reason to avoid China.

China does communism wrong. Russia has more females than males.

This really should be their country's slogan.

einverne

Free is the most expensive.

dahartigan

@TimboJones said:

@dahartigan said:

@TimboJones said:

@raindog308 said:

@BetaRacks said: I want a free wife

Trust me, there's no such thing. It's not the acquisition costs but rather the maintenance.

@default said: Women are more than men on the globe.

Actually, globally there are 102 males for every 100 females. It's 107:100 at birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_world#Sex_ratio

I'm thinking the decades of China's "mandatory infanticide if you have more than one child" policy may have been highly impactful to that stat, as culturally boys were seen as more valuable. Between 1980 and 2000, the ratio of male to females soared from 103:100 to 117:100. On a billion+ population, that could well tip the global scales.

Chinese sausage fest. Just another reason to avoid China.

China does communism wrong. Russia has more females than males.

This really should be their country's slogan.

Little known fact, right? Plus Russian chicks aren't at all hideous generally speaking. Babushkas need not apply..

dahartigan

@einverne said:
Free is the most expensive.

There's a hefty fuckin' fee..

raindog308

Of the top 10 countries where women outnumber men the most, 7 are ex-Warsaw Pact. The others are Portugal, El Salvador, and Nepal. And #11 and #12 are ex-WP as well.

WTF is up with Slavic sperm?

ourvds

free cheese only in a mousetrap

Thundas

@raindog308 said:
Of the top 10 countries where women outnumber men the most, 7 are ex-Warsaw Pact. The others are Portugal, El Salvador, and Nepal. And #11 and #12 are ex-WP as well.

WTF is up with Slavic sperm?

It's all that vodka they drink daily.

chocolateshirt

@Mickeydarrenlau said:
I need a free Linux vps that have 2 core and 8gb ram and 1tb storage

Is there any free Tesla car for me to use?

pakwebking

Wait a minute!! Any new joke?

sigoat

just login via OMIGOD on M$ Azure, no passwd required !

angstrom

@pakwebking said:
Wait a minute!! Any new joke?

Congrats on your first post

skorupion

@raindog308 said:
Of the top 10 countries where women outnumber men the most, 7 are ex-Warsaw Pact. The others are Portugal, El Salvador, and Nepal. And #11 and #12 are ex-WP as well.

WTF is up with Slavic sperm?

for some reason I don't know if you are saying that sarcastically or not

raindog308

@skorupion said:

@raindog308 said:
Of the top 10 countries where women outnumber men the most, 7 are ex-Warsaw Pact. The others are Portugal, El Salvador, and Nepal. And #11 and #12 are ex-WP as well.

WTF is up with Slavic sperm?

for some reason I don't know if you are saying that sarcastically or not

So since genetically the sperm is what determines male vs. female and 9 of the top 12 ex-Sov countries have more women then men, I have to wonder why Slavic men are producing so many excess women.

(Yes, in jest...)

TimboJones

@raindog308 said:

@skorupion said:

@raindog308 said:
Of the top 10 countries where women outnumber men the most, 7 are ex-Warsaw Pact. The others are Portugal, El Salvador, and Nepal. And #11 and #12 are ex-WP as well.

WTF is up with Slavic sperm?

for some reason I don't know if you are saying that sarcastically or not

So since genetically the sperm is what determines male vs. female and 9 of the top 12 ex-Sov countries have more women then men, I have to wonder why Slavic men are producing so many excess women.

(Yes, in jest...)

Actually, this is the new Olympics steroid workaround. They realized they weren't starting soon enough. They're actually men who are raised as women from birth in order to beat the Olympic system at older ages.

AXYZE

@raindog308 said:

@skorupion said:

@raindog308 said:
Of the top 10 countries where women outnumber men the most, 7 are ex-Warsaw Pact. The others are Portugal, El Salvador, and Nepal. And #11 and #12 are ex-WP as well.

WTF is up with Slavic sperm?

for some reason I don't know if you are saying that sarcastically or not

So since genetically the sperm is what determines male vs. female and 9 of the top 12 ex-Sov countries have more women then men, I have to wonder why Slavic men are producing so many excess women.

(Yes, in jest...)

WW2 happened, wars in Balkans happened... I dont know if youre trolling or what

raindog308

@AXYZE said:
WW2 happened, wars in Balkans happened... I dont know if youre trolling or what

WW2 was 3 generations ago.