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VPS death clock. 14 fake nodes. Sponsor a real one.
Short version: I need sponsored boxes to finish this. Long version below.
Bought a $8/yr VPS two years ago. Scored 2100 on day one, 1100 by month 18. Nobody warned me.
So I built a death clock for it. Sample the same machine over time, fit the decay curve, solve for when health hits 30%, print the date. It's running at bie.me if you want to look before reading the rest of this.
14 nodes in there right now. All synthetic — I generated 24 months of fake curves so the charts aren't empty, and there's a banner at the top of bie.me that says exactly that.
What I want from you: one sponsored box. 1 vCPU, 512M, any location, any provider. I run four read-only commands a day and publish whatever comes out, flattering or not.
What you get if the numbers hold: a self-updating badge you can embed, the certified row at the top of bie.me, and a tracked link to your order page. If they don't hold, you get nothing, which is the entire point.
DM me: provider, location, plan.
Link in profile.
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Huh?
The MJJ private vpn excuses are getting wild ngl
Still not understand what is it all about, any sexpert explanation please
I think they have an oversold VPS that benches worse now when they bought it, they've decided this means it's going to fail permanently soon, they want a free VPS to run YABS on it 4 times a day
Back in 2000s internet, people use the "student" badge to ask for free shit, nowdays just an open-source project will do.
Death clock for VPS. Same box, same benchmark, every month. Fit the
decay, solve for 30% of original, print a date.
https://bie.me/node/41
Numbers are synthetic for now. That's why I'm asking for boxes.
Not a VPN. A cron job and a curve fit.
I still don't know why and what is it use for.
Death clock of what? Who cares about hardware is going to die, my services expire I renew, if its kaput the provider got to change hardware, why tf would I put a clock on my vpses.
And furthermore, why is someone should give you a FREE VPS just for you to put a "death clock" in it ...
make literally 0 sense to me.
Maybe on your side, stop buy death host then?
"Boxes don't die, they get slower when a neighbour moves in.
The host isn't swapping hardware over that."
is this applied only to oversold providers because i don't see any of my current provider being slow when they onboard new customers.
maybe it is your choosing issue when picking up providers?
maybe 9/yr isn't optimal in the end? maybe 9/yr attract toooooooooooooo many "neighbour"?
Yeah, $9 attracts neighbours.
Question is which $9 provider deals with them. Same price, different
outcome.
Or maybe avoid all those providers altogether would help with VPS performance & production workload.
Your 9 doller a year help them buy new cars & apartment dude. Very big money.