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VPS death clock. 14 fake nodes. Sponsor a real one.
Short version: I need sponsored boxes to finish this. Long version below.
Bought a $8/yr VPS two years ago. Scored 2100 on day one, 1100 by month 18. Nobody warned me.
So I built a death clock for it. Sample the same machine over time, fit the decay curve, solve for when health hits 30%, print the date. It's running at bie.me if you want to look before reading the rest of this.
14 nodes in there right now. All synthetic — I generated 24 months of fake curves so the charts aren't empty, and there's a banner at the top of bie.me that says exactly that.
What I want from you: one sponsored box. 1 vCPU, 512M, any location, any provider. I run four read-only commands a day and publish whatever comes out, flattering or not.
What you get if the numbers hold: a self-updating badge you can embed, the certified row at the top of bie.me, and a tracked link to your order page. If they don't hold, you get nothing, which is the entire point.
DM me: provider, location, plan.
Link in profile.
Comments
Huh?
The MJJ private vpn excuses are getting wild ngl
Still not understand what is it all about, any sexpert explanation please
I think they have an oversold VPS that benches worse now when they bought it, they've decided this means it's going to fail permanently soon, they want a free VPS to run YABS on it 4 times a day