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The first sign: my uptime monitor reports 100% uptime — from a server that was powered off. Even the ghosts are doing overtime in Frankfurt.
The first sign? Every cron job starts running at 3:33 AM, and the logs just say "HE COMES."
Load average stuck at 6.66, 6.66, 6.66 — and the fans start whispering my name。haha
First sign it's possessed: I run apt update and it says "0 packages can be upgraded. This server is already perfect. Do not touch me." Then the 1TB traffic counter starts counting down instead of up, and /var/log fills with entries dated October 31, 1666.
Count me in, thanks for the treats, Hostishere! 🎃
The VPS is possessed when sudo su demands a blood sacrifice instead of the admin password.
That is tough. A virgin in the Frankfurt tech district or anywhere near the Bahnhofsviertel at 3:00 AM is a statistical anomaly. The downtime alone while HR approves the sourcing process would be making this migration extremely problematic.
The funniest Halloween costume I've ever seen was a friend dressed as a Wi-Fi router — he walked around all night handing out passwords instead of candy, and whenever someone's phone lost signal, he just said, "Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?" Thanks for the giveaway, Hostishere! 🎃
Frist sign would be that my VPS starts rebooting itself at 3 AM, but the uptime keeps increasing.
HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY - WINNERS ANNOUNCED! 🎉
Our Halloween Giveaway has officially ended!
A huge thank you to everyone who participated! We really enjoyed reading all your spooky and hilarious server stories
We randomly selected 3 winners from 147 eligible participants.
🏆 Congratulations to our winners!
🥇 @ddgill
🥈 @Parsifal
🥉 @Neat321
Each winner receives a FREE AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D VPS for 6 months! 🚀
✅ 2 vCores · 2 GB DDR5 RAM
✅ 25 GB NVMe SSD
✅ 10 Gbit/s · 1 TB Traffic
✅ 1 IPv4 · /64 IPv6
✅ Frankfurt, Germany
No payment required. No automatic renewal.
I'll be contacting all three winners via private message shortly to arrange their VPS setup.
Thanks again to the entire LET community for participating and supporting Hostishere!
Happy hosting! 🎃
Congratulations to all winners!
Thank you @Hostishere for this giveaway/ community event.
Thanks for the Giveaway🎁✨