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• rpqu Member

  January 1

  

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  @rpqu said:

  Unironically true

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  @FAT32 said: What games would you like to play?

  Preferably something that'd involve @emgh

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  January 1

  @Saragoldfarb said:
  Why the fuck did I order another server!?

  Man I am getting sooooo good at resisting deals

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• nghialele Member

  January 1

  Helo, been extremely sick the last week hence the silence from me

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• hotsnow Veteran

  January 1

  Happy New Year

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  @nghialele said:
  Helo, been extremely sick the last week hence the silence from me

  Hope you're feeling better now

  

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  January 1

  Just done reading Page 69 and I already feel tired, going back to sleep

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• Saragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  @FAT32 said:
  Just done reading Page 69 and I already feel tired, going back to sleep

  Sleep tight!

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• rpqu Member

  January 1 edited January 1

  @Murv said:

  @rpqu said:

  Unironically true

  Since it's slow. How many times you have went to japan, @Murv?
  For me, it's 8 or 9. I lost count past 3

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• Neoon Community Contributor, Veteran

  January 1

  @FAT32 should I renew the 7$/y Nuyek?
  https://stats.neoon.net/monitor/f768f1e9ef09cc097dadd71e34d3ef0d

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• JabJab Member

  January 1

  Happy New Year bastards!

  Welcome from 2026.

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• tfgp99 Member

  January 1

  i can tell, one reveillon that i barely drink
  feeling proud of myself

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• tfgp99 Member

  January 1

  also, any deals?
  

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• Saragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  @tfgp99 said:
  also, any deals?
  

  Free tequila shot at my place?

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• tfgp99 Member

  January 1

  @Saragoldfarb said:

  @tfgp99 said:
  also, any deals?
  

  Free tequila shot at my place?

  prepare the lemon and salt 😂

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• HostDoc Member, Host Rep

  January 1

  @FAT32 said:
  Ya speaking of which... Happy New Yearrrr @HostDoc any anys?

  Happy New Year!!
  Maybe in the morning if I can find time.

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• sliix Member

  January 1

  @FAT32 said:
  I just received an email from @Hosteroid saying my invoice is due... I have a VPS there!?

  The €7.24/year deal last year? I just got that renewed myself.

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  January 1

  

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• gbzret4d Member

  January 1

  @Murv said:

  @FAT32 said: What games would you like to play?

  Preferably something that'd involve @emgh

  This?
  https://store.steampowered.com/app/1384700/A_Gay_Love_Story_About_Gay_Love/

  Thanked by 2mandala emgh
• gbzret4d Member

  January 1

  @FAT32 said:

  @Saragoldfarb said:
  Why the fuck did I order another server!?

  Man I am getting sooooo good at resisting deals

  Just means that there aren't great deals so far

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• deafcon Member

  January 1

  Come on providers. I'm drunk. I'm at my inlaws' place. I'm bored. Give me that dopamine hit of getting a good deal. Where are the unsustainable storage deals?

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• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  @FAT32 said:

  @plumberg said:

  @Murv said:
  @sh97 send me your best Python script

  

  Specially for @Murv

  #!/usr/bin/env python3
  import os
  import sys
  import random
  import time
  import threading
  from colorama import init, Fore, Back, Style
  
  # Initialize colors for Windows compatibility
  init()
  
  class WaifuSecurityAudit:
      def __init__(self):
          self.waifu_threat_level = random.choice(["SSS+", "EX Rank", "Moe Overload", "Kawaii Critical"])
          self.detected_husbandos = []
          self.tsundere_detected = False
          self.anime_titles = ["Attack on Titan", "Naruto", "One Piece", "Bleach", 
                              "Demon Slayer", "Jujutsu Kaisen", "Sword Art Online", 
                              "Re:Zero", "Konosuba", "Overlord", "Made in Abyss"]
          
      def clear_screen(self):
          os.system('cls' if os.name == 'nt' else 'clear')
          
      def anime_intro(self):
          print(Fore.MAGENTA + Style.BRIGHT)
          print("""
          　∧＿∧
          （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
          ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+.
          　しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)
          　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
          　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆
          """)
          print(Fore.CYAN + "╔═══════════════════════════════════════════╗")
          print(Fore.CYAN + "║  KAWAI SECURITY SCAN v2.0 『かわいい』      ║")
          print(Fore.CYAN + "║      Powered by WaifuOS™                   ║")
          print(Fore.CYAN + "╚═══════════════════════════════════════════╝" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          print()
          time.sleep(1)
          
      def yuri_detection_protocol(self):
          print(Fore.LIGHTMAGENTA_EX + "\n🌸 INITIATING YURI SCAN PROTOCOL...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          yuri_pairs = [
              ("Homura", "Madoka"),
              ("Yuu", "Touko"),
              ("Kyouko", "Sayaka"),
              ("Rei", "Asuka"),
              ("Shima", "Rin"),
              ("Adachi", "Shimamura")
          ]
          
          for i in range(3):
              pair = random.choice(yuri_pairs)
              print(f"   Scanning for {pair[0]} × {pair[1]} dynamics...")
              time.sleep(0.8)
              print(f"   [{random.choice(['Ship confirmed! 💕', 'Cuteness overload!', 'Wholesome levels: MAX'])}]")
              
      def fumo_invasion_check(self):
          print(Fore.GREEN + "\n🧸 DETECTING FUMO PLUSHIE INFESTATION...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          fumos = ["Reimu", "Marisa", "Cirno", "Remilia", "Sakuya", "Yukari", 
                  "Suika", "Flandre", "Youmu", "Yuyuko"]
          
          fumo_count = random.randint(5, 50)
          print(f"   Fumo population detected: {fomo_count}")
          
          if fomo_count > 20:
              print(Fore.YELLOW + "   ⚠️  WARNING: Excessive moe detected!")
              print("     Recommend: More fumos cannot hurt! 🧸" + Style.RESET_ALL)
              
      def waifu_audit(self):
          print(Fore.LIGHTBLUE_EX + "\n💖 PERFORMING WAIFU QUALITY ASSURANCE...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          waifus = ["Asuna", "Rem", "Emilia", "Mai", "Zero Two", "Miku", 
                   "Chika", "Kaguya", "Marin", "Raphtalia", "Kurumi"]
          
          grades = ["S+", "A", "B", "C", "D (needs headpats)"]
          
          for waifu in random.sample(waifus, 5):
              grade = random.choice(grades)
              print(f"   {waifu}: [{grade}] {'⭐' * random.randint(1, 5)}")
              time.sleep(0.5)
              
      def manga_security_scan(self):
          print(Fore.LIGHTYELLOW_EX + "\n📚 ANALYZING MANGA LIBRARY INTEGRITY...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          issues = [
              "Missing Volume 17 of Berserk",
              "Spine crease detected on volume 3",
              "Yaoi hiding in Shonen section",
              "Isekai overflow in Light Novel shelf",
              "Dog ears found on page 42",
              "Ramune stain on cover"
          ]
          
          for issue in random.sample(issues, 3):
              print(f"   🔍 {issue}")
              time.sleep(0.7)
              
      def generate_fake_download(self):
          print(Fore.LIGHTRED_EX + "\n⬇️  DOWNLOADING CULTURE PACKAGE...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          files = [
              "bluray_s1_complete.mkv (86.4GB)",
              "soundtrack_flac.zip (3.2GB)",
              "drama_cd_vol1-6.rar (8.7GB)",
              "artbook_scans.pdf (2.1GB)",
              "nhentai_backup.tar (420.69GB)"
          ]
          
          for file in random.sample(files, 3):
              print(f"   📥 {file}")
              time.sleep(0.5)
              
          # Fake progress bar
          for i in range(0, 101, random.randint(3, 7)):
              bar = "▓" * (i // 2) + "░" * (50 - i // 2)
              print(f"\r   [{bar}] {i}%", end="", flush=True)
              time.sleep(0.05)
          print()
          
      def detect_isekai_portal(self):
          print(Fore.LIGHTCYAN_EX + "\n🌀 SCANNING FOR ISEKAI TRANSFER PORTALS...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          vehicles = ["Truck-kun", "Shinkansen", "Magic Circle", 
                     "VR Headset", "Mysterious Book", "Bathwater"]
          
          vehicle = random.choice(vehicles)
          print(f"   Primary isekai vehicle: {vehicle}")
          
          if vehicle == "Truck-kun":
              print(Fore.RED + "   ⚠️  EMERGENCY: Avoid crossing streets!" + Style.RESET_ALL)
              
      def generate_security_report(self):
          print(Fore.LIGHTGREEN_EX + "\n" + "=" * 50)
          print("           FINAL SECURITY ASSESSMENT")
          print("=" * 50 + Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          scores = {
              "Moe Levels": f"{random.randint(70, 100)}%",
              "Waifu Collection": random.choice(["EX Rank", "S+", "Adequate"]),
              "Fumo Density": f"{random.randint(5, 20)} per m²",
              "Culture Storage": f"{random.randint(500, 2000)}GB",
              "Anime Power Level": f"Over {random.randint(8000, 9000)}!!!"
          }
          
          for category, score in scores.items():
              print(f"   📊 {category}: {score}")
              time.sleep(0.3)
              
      def cute_countdown(self):
          print(Fore.MAGENTA + "\n⏰ INITIATING HEADPAT PROTOCOL IN: " + Style.RESET_ALL, end="")
          
          countdown_messages = [
              "3... Ara ara~",
              "2... Baka!",
              "1... It's not like I wanted to prank you or anything!",
              "0... UwU"
          ]
          
          for msg in countdown_messages:
              print(f"\r⏰ INITIATING HEADPAT PROTOCOL IN: {msg}", end="", flush=True)
              time.sleep(1.5)
          print()
          
      def final_reveal(self):
          print(Fore.YELLOW + Style.BRIGHT)
          print("\n" + "=" * 50)
          print("            PRANK REVEAL!")
          print("=" * 50)
          print(Style.RESET_ALL)
          
          print(Fore.CYAN + "\n🎌 おめでとうございます！ (Congratulations!)")
          print("You've been weeb-pranked by a fellow fan! 💖")
          print("\nThis script did absolutely nothing harmful!")
          print("It only scanned for maximum kawaii levels. ✨")
          
          print(Fore.GREEN + "\nYour system is perfectly safe!")
          print("Now go watch some anime! 📺")
          
          print(Fore.MAGENTA + "\n" + r"""
          　　　　　／￣￣ヽ＿
          　　　　/^ヽ　　/￣￣￣￣￣ヽ
          　　　 〈　 ＼/＿＿＿＿＿＿ノ
          　　　　ヽ＿ノ
          　　　　/　　/
          　　 ノ￣ゝ
          　　｜　　|
          　　｜　　|
          """)
          
          print(Style.RESET_ALL)
          
      def run_weeb_prank(self):
          self.clear_screen()
          self.anime_intro()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          print("Initializing nekomimi security protocols...")
          time.sleep(1)
          
          # Run scans
          self.yuri_detection_protocol()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          self.fumo_invasion_check()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          self.waifu_audit()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          self.manga_security_scan()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          self.detect_isekai_portal()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          # Start fake download in background
          download_thread = threading.Thread(target=self.generate_fake_download)
          download_thread.start()
          download_thread.join()
          
          self.generate_security_report()
          time.sleep(2)
          
          self.cute_countdown()
          time.sleep(1)
          
          self.final_reveal()
  
  def main():
      # Optional: Check for colorama, install if needed
      try:
          from colorama import init
      except ImportError:
          print("Installing colorama for colorful weeb experience...")
          os.system("pip install colorama > /dev/null 2>&1 || pip3 install colorama > /dev/null 2>&1")
          from colorama import init, Fore, Back, Style
          init()
      
      print("Starting Kawaii Security Suite v2.0...")
      time.sleep(1)
      
      scanner = WaifuSecurityAudit()
      
      try:
          scanner.run_weeb_prank()
      except KeyboardInterrupt:
          print(Fore.RED + "\n\nScan interrupted! またね～ (See you later!)" + Style.RESET_ALL)
          sys.exit(0)
      
      input(Fore.WHITE + "\n\nPress Enter to return to your regularly scheduled anime... " + Style.RESET_ALL)
  
  if __name__ == "__main__":
      main()
  

  I just run this shit and my Windows Defender has been shouting at me

  As long as its shouting fumos were all good

  Happy 2026

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• smallpancakes Member

  January 1

  Happy new year everyone!

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• anakara Member

  January 1 edited January 1

  Happy new year 2026 everyone!

  

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• lala_th Member

  January 1

  Happy new year 2026 everyone!

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• Penguin Member

  January 1

  Happy New Year

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• jimidfs Member

  January 1

  Happy New Year

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  January 1

  happy

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• jet3918 Member

  January 1

  Happy New Year 2026

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