Merry Christmas 2025 and Happy New Year 2026! [DEALS MEGATHREAD]

FAT32 · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Oh yes so did I. I had 18 servers with them. Some like since the beginning. Actually not all that bad.. but ... Yeayy, it's time to part ways.

@DediRock can you be our VirMach and price match provide refugee deals for my VirMach VPS?

FAT32 · December 2025

@plumberg said:

@Murv said:
@sh97 send me your best Python script

Specially for @Murv

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import os
import sys
import random
import time
import threading
from colorama import init, Fore, Back, Style

# Initialize colors for Windows compatibility
init()

class WaifuSecurityAudit:
    def __init__(self):
        self.waifu_threat_level = random.choice(["SSS+", "EX Rank", "Moe Overload", "Kawaii Critical"])
        self.detected_husbandos = []
        self.tsundere_detected = False
        self.anime_titles = ["Attack on Titan", "Naruto", "One Piece", "Bleach", 
                            "Demon Slayer", "Jujutsu Kaisen", "Sword Art Online", 
                            "Re:Zero", "Konosuba", "Overlord", "Made in Abyss"]
        
    def clear_screen(self):
        os.system('cls' if os.name == 'nt' else 'clear')
        
    def anime_intro(self):
        print(Fore.MAGENTA + Style.BRIGHT)
        print("""
        　∧＿∧
        （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
        ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+.
        　しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)
        　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
        　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆
        """)
        print(Fore.CYAN + "╔═══════════════════════════════════════════╗")
        print(Fore.CYAN + "║  KAWAI SECURITY SCAN v2.0 『かわいい』      ║")
        print(Fore.CYAN + "║      Powered by WaifuOS™                   ║")
        print(Fore.CYAN + "╚═══════════════════════════════════════════╝" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        print()
        time.sleep(1)
        
    def yuri_detection_protocol(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTMAGENTA_EX + "\n🌸 INITIATING YURI SCAN PROTOCOL...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        yuri_pairs = [
            ("Homura", "Madoka"),
            ("Yuu", "Touko"),
            ("Kyouko", "Sayaka"),
            ("Rei", "Asuka"),
            ("Shima", "Rin"),
            ("Adachi", "Shimamura")
        ]
        
        for i in range(3):
            pair = random.choice(yuri_pairs)
            print(f"   Scanning for {pair[0]} × {pair[1]} dynamics...")
            time.sleep(0.8)
            print(f"   [{random.choice(['Ship confirmed! 💕', 'Cuteness overload!', 'Wholesome levels: MAX'])}]")
            
    def fumo_invasion_check(self):
        print(Fore.GREEN + "\n🧸 DETECTING FUMO PLUSHIE INFESTATION...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        fumos = ["Reimu", "Marisa", "Cirno", "Remilia", "Sakuya", "Yukari", 
                "Suika", "Flandre", "Youmu", "Yuyuko"]
        
        fumo_count = random.randint(5, 50)
        print(f"   Fumo population detected: {fomo_count}")
        
        if fomo_count > 20:
            print(Fore.YELLOW + "   ⚠️  WARNING: Excessive moe detected!")
            print("     Recommend: More fumos cannot hurt! 🧸" + Style.RESET_ALL)
            
    def waifu_audit(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTBLUE_EX + "\n💖 PERFORMING WAIFU QUALITY ASSURANCE...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        waifus = ["Asuna", "Rem", "Emilia", "Mai", "Zero Two", "Miku", 
                 "Chika", "Kaguya", "Marin", "Raphtalia", "Kurumi"]
        
        grades = ["S+", "A", "B", "C", "D (needs headpats)"]
        
        for waifu in random.sample(waifus, 5):
            grade = random.choice(grades)
            print(f"   {waifu}: [{grade}] {'⭐' * random.randint(1, 5)}")
            time.sleep(0.5)
            
    def manga_security_scan(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTYELLOW_EX + "\n📚 ANALYZING MANGA LIBRARY INTEGRITY...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        issues = [
            "Missing Volume 17 of Berserk",
            "Spine crease detected on volume 3",
            "Yaoi hiding in Shonen section",
            "Isekai overflow in Light Novel shelf",
            "Dog ears found on page 42",
            "Ramune stain on cover"
        ]
        
        for issue in random.sample(issues, 3):
            print(f"   🔍 {issue}")
            time.sleep(0.7)
            
    def generate_fake_download(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTRED_EX + "\n⬇️  DOWNLOADING CULTURE PACKAGE...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        files = [
            "bluray_s1_complete.mkv (86.4GB)",
            "soundtrack_flac.zip (3.2GB)",
            "drama_cd_vol1-6.rar (8.7GB)",
            "artbook_scans.pdf (2.1GB)",
            "nhentai_backup.tar (420.69GB)"
        ]
        
        for file in random.sample(files, 3):
            print(f"   📥 {file}")
            time.sleep(0.5)
            
        # Fake progress bar
        for i in range(0, 101, random.randint(3, 7)):
            bar = "▓" * (i // 2) + "░" * (50 - i // 2)
            print(f"\r   [{bar}] {i}%", end="", flush=True)
            time.sleep(0.05)
        print()
        
    def detect_isekai_portal(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTCYAN_EX + "\n🌀 SCANNING FOR ISEKAI TRANSFER PORTALS...\n" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        vehicles = ["Truck-kun", "Shinkansen", "Magic Circle", 
                   "VR Headset", "Mysterious Book", "Bathwater"]
        
        vehicle = random.choice(vehicles)
        print(f"   Primary isekai vehicle: {vehicle}")
        
        if vehicle == "Truck-kun":
            print(Fore.RED + "   ⚠️  EMERGENCY: Avoid crossing streets!" + Style.RESET_ALL)
            
    def generate_security_report(self):
        print(Fore.LIGHTGREEN_EX + "\n" + "=" * 50)
        print("           FINAL SECURITY ASSESSMENT")
        print("=" * 50 + Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        scores = {
            "Moe Levels": f"{random.randint(70, 100)}%",
            "Waifu Collection": random.choice(["EX Rank", "S+", "Adequate"]),
            "Fumo Density": f"{random.randint(5, 20)} per m²",
            "Culture Storage": f"{random.randint(500, 2000)}GB",
            "Anime Power Level": f"Over {random.randint(8000, 9000)}!!!"
        }
        
        for category, score in scores.items():
            print(f"   📊 {category}: {score}")
            time.sleep(0.3)
            
    def cute_countdown(self):
        print(Fore.MAGENTA + "\n⏰ INITIATING HEADPAT PROTOCOL IN: " + Style.RESET_ALL, end="")
        
        countdown_messages = [
            "3... Ara ara~",
            "2... Baka!",
            "1... It's not like I wanted to prank you or anything!",
            "0... UwU"
        ]
        
        for msg in countdown_messages:
            print(f"\r⏰ INITIATING HEADPAT PROTOCOL IN: {msg}", end="", flush=True)
            time.sleep(1.5)
        print()
        
    def final_reveal(self):
        print(Fore.YELLOW + Style.BRIGHT)
        print("\n" + "=" * 50)
        print("            PRANK REVEAL!")
        print("=" * 50)
        print(Style.RESET_ALL)
        
        print(Fore.CYAN + "\n🎌 おめでとうございます！ (Congratulations!)")
        print("You've been weeb-pranked by a fellow fan! 💖")
        print("\nThis script did absolutely nothing harmful!")
        print("It only scanned for maximum kawaii levels. ✨")
        
        print(Fore.GREEN + "\nYour system is perfectly safe!")
        print("Now go watch some anime! 📺")
        
        print(Fore.MAGENTA + "\n" + r"""
        　　　　　／￣￣ヽ＿
        　　　　/^ヽ　　/￣￣￣￣￣ヽ
        　　　 〈　 ＼/＿＿＿＿＿＿ノ
        　　　　ヽ＿ノ
        　　　　/　　/
        　　 ノ￣ゝ
        　　｜　　|
        　　｜　　|
        """)
        
        print(Style.RESET_ALL)
        
    def run_weeb_prank(self):
        self.clear_screen()
        self.anime_intro()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        print("Initializing nekomimi security protocols...")
        time.sleep(1)
        
        # Run scans
        self.yuri_detection_protocol()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        self.fumo_invasion_check()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        self.waifu_audit()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        self.manga_security_scan()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        self.detect_isekai_portal()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        # Start fake download in background
        download_thread = threading.Thread(target=self.generate_fake_download)
        download_thread.start()
        download_thread.join()
        
        self.generate_security_report()
        time.sleep(2)
        
        self.cute_countdown()
        time.sleep(1)
        
        self.final_reveal()

def main():
    # Optional: Check for colorama, install if needed
    try:
        from colorama import init
    except ImportError:
        print("Installing colorama for colorful weeb experience...")
        os.system("pip install colorama > /dev/null 2>&1 || pip3 install colorama > /dev/null 2>&1")
        from colorama import init, Fore, Back, Style
        init()
    
    print("Starting Kawaii Security Suite v2.0...")
    time.sleep(1)
    
    scanner = WaifuSecurityAudit()
    
    try:
        scanner.run_weeb_prank()
    except KeyboardInterrupt:
        print(Fore.RED + "\n\nScan interrupted! またね～ (See you later!)" + Style.RESET_ALL)
        sys.exit(0)
    
    input(Fore.WHITE + "\n\nPress Enter to return to your regularly scheduled anime... " + Style.RESET_ALL)

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()

I just run this shit and my Windows Defender has been shouting at me

x1arch · December 2025

@FAT32 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Oh yes so did I. I had 18 servers with them. Some like since the beginning. Actually not all that bad.. but ... Yeayy, it's time to part ways.

@DediRock can you be our VirMach and price match provide refugee deals for my VirMach VPS?

You need tag @djunior

FAT32 · December 2025

@advinservers said:
P89EZGM3LT - 25% Off of KVM Standard XS, S, and M VPS in Johor, MY

AMD EPYC Milan (4 vCPU)
8GB DDR4 ECC Memory
64GB NVMe SSD Storage
2TB Bandwidth (1 Gbps)
Located in Johor, MY
Code P89EZGM3LT
$6/month

AMD EPYC Milan (8 vCPU)
16GB DDR4 ECC Memory
128GB NVMe SSD Storage
4TB Bandwidth (1 Gbps)
Located in Johor, MY
Code P89EZGM3LT
$12/month

AMD EPYC Milan (12 vCPU)
32GB DDR4 ECC Memory
256GB NVMe SSD Storage
8TB Bandwidth (1 Gbps)
Located in Johor, MY
Code P89EZGM3LT
$24/month

Will we ever see a $6/yr returns even at $12/yr? Say 1C4G10G at $12/yr

FAT32 · December 2025

@mandala said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@plumberg said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Like I mean... If it was virmache....

Ahh

Good old $1.11/y

Yes. Even though its been solid. No virmache free.

I dropped bdsm altogether.

I hope virmach comes back. I never managed to figure out the magic stuff to actually order anything, but I loved reading the lootbox thread updates when it seemed like he recoded the wheel of misfortune spinner thing entirely after each purchase.

Oh yes so did I. I had 18 servers with them. Some like since the beginning. Actually not all that bad.. but ... Yeayy, it's time to part ways.

I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

But now I have my real ten-foot pole.

I love my ten-foot pole.

What is this AVIF thingy my poor computer doesn't support it

FAT32 · December 2025

Updated index to page 40...

lukast__ · December 2025

Happy New Year!

(Sorry that it's late for some (most?) and early for the others.)

FAT32 · December 2025

@nekomikoreimu said:

@muffin said:

super idol 的笑容都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼
热爱105°C的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

At one point I was seeing this meme every single day and it has so many variation

FAT32 · December 2025

@beanman109 said:

@barbarza said:

@Murv said:

@Decicus said:
Anon & Soyo

Sauce

Pixiv? Fucking weeb.

Which AI is this it looks soooooo good and sooo cute

FAT32 · December 2025

@zGato said:
i'm still alive, thanks for asking

hellow everywan!

Happy New Year @zGato - Are you closer to 400 or 500 VPS now?

ralf · December 2025

@FAT32 said:

@Murv said:
Ugh... All this constant frustration... Constant failure...
Gomen @FAT32 , I... I don't think I can control the MJJ inside me anymore...

AHHHHHHH 你好 WORK ORDER 为了我的鸡

Ok let's be real, what deal are you looking for? I see what we can do

This picture was foreshadowing something...

FAT32 · December 2025

@maws said:
I did not know so many VPS purchaser are anime fans

It brings the inner peace within ourself

FAT32 · January 1

@mandala said:

@ehab said:

@zGato said:
i'm still alive, thanks for asking

hellow everywan!

have you been doing any ?

recommened by @oloke and daily by @ralf

@Murv said:

@Decicus said:
Anon & Soyo

Sauce

Pixiv? Fucking weeb.

It's called "cultured".

How can I "See More"?

FAT32 · January 1

I just received an email from @Hosteroid saying my invoice is due... I have a VPS there!?

FAT32 · January 1

@Murv said:

@mandala said:
emgh please offer something

jbiloh how much bilohbucks to put this ad on LET?

You know I could add ads too just for this thread...

alexanderras · January 1

HNY everyone!

FAT32 · January 1

@e2bs2k1 said:
Question: Why many sales server are hosted in Germany FR??

HETZNER

alexanderras · January 1

@FAT32 said:

@advinservers said:
P89EZGM3LT - 25% Off of KVM Standard XS, S, and M VPS in Johor, MY

AMD EPYC Milan (4 vCPU)
8GB DDR4 ECC Memory
64GB NVMe SSD Storage
2TB Bandwidth (1 Gbps)
Located in Johor, MY
Code P89EZGM3LT
$6/month

AMD EPYC Milan (8 vCPU)
16GB DDR4 ECC Memory
128GB NVMe SSD Storage
4TB Bandwidth (1 Gbps)
Located in Johor, MY
Code P89EZGM3LT
$12/month

AMD EPYC Milan (12 vCPU)
32GB DDR4 ECC Memory
256GB NVMe SSD Storage
8TB Bandwidth (1 Gbps)
Located in Johor, MY
Code P89EZGM3LT
$24/month

Will we ever see a $6/yr returns even at $12/yr? Say 1C4G10G at $12/yr

@advinservers this would make my year!

Murv · January 1

@FAT32 said: You know I could add ads too just for this thread...

Well it's still not too late...

tfgp99 · January 1

Happy New Year!

alexanderras · January 1

I think my New Year’s resolution will be MOAR MEGATHREADS. I had a blast at BF and now this one. Can we do this every day in 2026?

FAT32 · January 1

@bingobangobongo said:

@beanman109 said:

@FAT32 said:

@bingobangobongo said:
HAI FWENDS! How is everyone?!? Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas if you celebrate!

I enjoyed some quality family time and am still trying to take it easy into the new year.

Only 51 pages here?!? I guess you all spent cash for BF

Thanks for reminding me that I have a VPS haven't setup

I'm down to like almost zero idlers i'm using everything that was idling for something now
This is a problem
Any deals

I still have a few idlers - equaling a couple TB of RAM

@bingobangobongo Hi

FAT32 · January 1

@tentor said:

@FAT32 said:

@SolidVPS said:

@SolidVPS said:

@barbaros said:

@SolidVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

6 core 6 ram 66 disk space 6TB BW - 12$ / year

Sure, we’ll have some in our next refresh. We’re sold out in NL, so I’ll have to check, but we’ll definitely have some in the UK.

In EU please (Lithuania doesn’t count as EU)

@Murv said:

@SolidVPS said: Anything below $10–$12 per year

$12/yr storage dealz

We can do that, no problem. 250GB or 500GB? It will have to be in Tampa, FL, as all of our storage servers are currently located there.

We will have more storage servers in several locations in the future; we are playing it by ear.

You asked, we listened

Both deals now live, very limited QTY enjoy everyone, Happy Holidays!

https://my.solidvps.com/store/xmas2025-flashsale

Very good NL deal... but my wallet say no at the last minute

Your wallet is very picky

Now I regret for not buying that 666 deal from $12/yr after having more sleep

Not that I need it, but I want it

alexanderras · January 1

@freerangecloud will we ever see a good deal for Vancouver?

FAT32 · January 1

@Murv said:

@FAT32 said: I am scared

Why...? I just wanted to play some games with my idol...

What games would you like to play?

Saragoldfarb · January 1

@FAT32 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
I'm craving for chicken...

I have to say... your avatar has more flavours than mine, I like it raw

Nothing like green Dino, the real OG! Happy new year

zGato · January 1

@FAT32 said:

@zGato said:
i'm still alive, thanks for asking

hellow everywan!

Happy New Year @zGato - Are you closer to 400 or 500 VPS now?

Happy New Year my favorite dino

Closer to 400, thankfully

FAT32 · January 1

@DP said:

@FAT32 said:

@DP said:

@FAT32 said:

@SolidVPS said: @Saragoldfarb Sorry, it’s all sold out. We would have loved to offer it.

6GB LT posibel?

I dont know why I asked for it because I don't need it but I want it

I can't speak for everyone, but 90% of what I have idling is 100% not needed

FTFY.

Saragoldfarb · January 1

Looking for deals... current offers are sooooo 2025. Get with the times! 2026 baby!

FAT32 · January 1

@tentor said:

@emgh said:

Hey but you also have sicrit deal

Where do I sign up for a sicrit deal now I am jelly

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