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ralf · December 2025

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I know tou don't swing that way @ralf

Nope, you wouldn't suck a chicken, well maybe when cooked properly, but I wouldn't want to risk getting salmonella otherwise.

Would you suck a property cooked cock though?

I prefer the breast meat

Cock breast? Like MAN-BOOBS?

bingo

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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That like a ninja

Never heard of ninja rats, I'd have thought the shurrikens would be tricky to handle with little paws

Wot? You a millenialy? Shredder? Doesn't ring a bell?

ralf · December 2025

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Also, got home... Had some drinks.

I wish I had. Tonight has been pretty boring.

Ita getttinyinyerestingbnownrhougj.

just squeeze it out and it'll be fine

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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You either get it or you dont

Oh I guess I don'tthen

Skill issue, no offence

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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We are open ears to MORE giveaways, this is our way of giving back! What's everyones dream items, in terms of physical items?

Give the ideas, helps us give back some moreee!

I doggie racknerd sweatshirt/coat!

@dustinc yeah, this is true, he really wants a custom sweater for his pooch. he's been banging on about that for days.

I can second this!

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I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

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I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

That would be it yes.

Lethal!

Nuts

two walnuts

Just 2?

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Dang... Just when I'm about to discuss bikes... Noone around...

Oh, I was busy that night

Agay? Mm

Yeah, I missed the Dusthoff

Dude that's ace! Shitting myself, not literally.

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Where noob at? I mean, can't push to 1250 by my self!

How about now?

Seriously..m been drinking..m

Slippery slope, it's not even gluhwein night

Nah, been sent some blue label

what colour label is gluewine?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Don't be shy, share your wish list, let us know what type of physical items you'd want to see given away on LET. We're committed to giving back, and want to give away some badass items!

I still wish I'd got a backpack last year, that looks proper fine

Wait, you didn't?

no, i got some store credit instead. so sad.

Oh I'd love that so I found order mman IE server

ralf · December 2025

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oh, see he's not even nto lades

Told ya.

how do you even understand each other? is it "lads" or is it "ladies"?

Lads or ladies, not much difference in the dark.

Ask noob's doctor to help fix your hands as wel

Paw my dear, paw

pawfect delivery

So good , I mean... It's a shame no-one here to witness

dustin is lurking to make sure we're good enough for przes

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So, good beer is prolly only an hour's worth drive for sara. Lucky person.

Very much indeed!

Attend Oktoberfest and such?

We've already missed it, was in September

Always next year Ralf!

I think you should do a festive onlysocks looking like an oktoberfest maedchen to celebrate

I like that thought.... Will create a vision board for that.

OK, I'm imagining it now...

I might get creative with some paint.

I think sticking to traditional red white and green colours would work well. Maybe a touch of purple to endear yourself to Dustin

Or maybe just a purple peace of paper. Would save me some time.

Just put it on a shelf and tell him it's a rack. He'd love that shit.

Lol, yeh that's would be amazing, could probably glue it to a shoebox even.

Yeah, just a jaunty camera angle and he'll never know

Could always throw that Ai to make it look better.

I really hope noone is using my content to train ai cos that's gonna create some blowback in the future.

We're probably safe there, the AI looks more like real-life than some of your arty shots. AI is quite amazing now.

It is? Damn .... Should prolly get another young intern to track ai

Yeah, it just needs her pics for "training data". I can help with that...

Sending pics ... What you need, be specify

all data can be used for "training"

Aight, have fun training your hands.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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the best ones please

Wut?

ralf · December 2025

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Bald ... Bird s like .

are you having a stroke?

ralf · December 2025

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Shipping ain't too bad, I mean, saving a collector's item!

Just chuck the bits in the bin and get Dusty to send a new one, i reckon. He's probably got a tea stain at the bottom anyway.

Prolly notbl ab tea stain but I'll go with your story

Wot?

i know what the stain was really

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OMG, only like 12 more @yangyang028 to hit 1k!!!

Wot? He after my IE server! I knew it!

yeah, he's getting close to you, my man

How man .. maybe I can multitask again tonight!

Just don't get any damage to your wrist doing that

Yeah . Gotta think up what the best strategy would be. Gotta be able to drive after all.

Delegate the driving to carolyn

God no! Wed prolly crash and I would be able to Fight for my IE server anymore and noob would take it .

What does noob even want an IE server for? The pings to India would be bad.

I really don't know man. Maybe he thinks it's pretty close?

Or maybe IE is exotic for him

Not just for him, it is kinda exotic for me as well.

Really? It's basically England but wetter

Sure but who doesn't like wet?

I know you like it wet, but not everybody does

You like to sand down your tail?

ow! no way!

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Like my spell checker not thinks reguards is a word

Riggedchecker

Check

RIGGED

Double trigger

triggards

Triggerydoe

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

We now in Australia

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BTW, sara, before I leave, have you already blocked the card?

No, I know where it is, it's safe just need to pick it up before Carolyn gets to it.

yeah, she'll be getting a really big bonus at this rate!

Glad I beat here to it. Good you mentioned that though, still gotta wire the money

for the reference put "ralf sends kisses"

her husband / bf might freak out a bit

Girlfriend actually

Hmmm, second thought maybe you should do it!

I gotta decide. Can't sleep in it cos promised I'd send tonight.

Yeah, maybe just send it straight to her without messing around. She deserves it.

Aight will do so in a sec

And don't forget my kisses

Too tired for a threesome. Let's try again tomorrow.

I love how you just used 2 instead of 3

Yeah, I don't really want to share

Not even with 2 chickens?

if i have 2 chickens, you can have one

i meant don't want to share you ofc

Ofc = onlyfans channel?

ralf · December 2025

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also @noob404 went over the 10k mark. that's just insane numbers!

Wait... Is that much? Dont spoil my number though! Do I really need to worry for my IE server?

not going to lie, you're a long way from that, and there's a chance he might steal your IE server.

Damnit. Ok everything out the window later!

Except your keyboard, you'll need that.

Yeah, but not really as pc still dead so just mobile or laptop from now on.

but you'll need the keyboard on the new pc with the rgb lights

remember? the one that comes free with the IE server

Ah , so it's an IE rig? Damn... Gotta repaint cos it'll probably be greenm

The colour is controllable by RGB so you can make it pink, but you can't get rid of the cloverleaf

Ohw... That clover will bring me good luck I guess so it can stay as long as it blends in.

Yeah, purple clover might catch on with the kids too

@dude we may start a new revolution like 6/7!

is that 7th of june or 6th of july?

You not American so I know you swing my way

so this is just the hangover that's still lasting 2 days later in the UK to celebrate we don't have to apologise for the americans any more

Yup. Timezones are a bitch

Yeah, +56 hours is quite a nusiance

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But, if you don't mind me asking, why isn't the keyboard fixed yet? I mean you did mention earlier that if my keyboard breaks, then I have to learn to make do with it, rather than spending money I don't have. I totally agree with that, cause, I have done that multiple times in life. But, I am just curious cause won't it be affecting your work a lot, working without a fully functional keyboard?

prase the lord! have good news... my new key just arrved n the post about 10 mnutes ago. wll nstall t soon.

Was this a mechanical keyboard allowing for easy replacement?

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, NEVER TRUST A SWEDE!

I SAID "I" NOT WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS!

I guess I should at least be thankful it fits. He also sent a key called "AE" which was also not "I" and even worse was the wrong height. It's not rocket science guys.

Damn, this came all the way from Sweden? And, they still got it wrong?!!!

Sweden or Denmark, one of them, never remember which is which!

Oh, I guess, it'd be closer to sara. So, maybe get her to complain to them.

i mean this one works, it just looks a bit silly, so i guess i'll just make do

It still types I though, right?

yeah, it does now i have a key that doesn't stick

That's much better. If it's too much headache to get another replacement, just see if you can scratch off that and maybe use a marker to write I on it.

it's kind of growing on me. maybe i'll just learn how to speak swedåsh.

BTW, what's this company called anyways? And, have you already contacted their support?

i don't know, was just some cheap mechanical keyboard on aliexpress. it's a black keyboard if that helps.

Oh I see. I thought AE only had stuff mostly from China.

yeah, that's why it was cheap

They got Scandinavians working there?

Yeah, i don't understand how that happened. Maybe it was just a printing error.

Nah, prolly went there to get the cheap stuff ten got stuck behind the wall.

Drunk too much and couldn't climb the wall?

Yeah or they spiked the soda.

Probably just pissed.

Would have noticed the colour difference though.

isn't that drugs colourless?

Oh I thought you was talking pee?

I thought you were talking about spiking the drinks. Although pee is lager coloured, so depends if it's real beer or lager.

This conversation is like I dunno... We're seriously going there? Next up is discussing golden showers.

I would never do that

Aight we'll discuss it with @noob404 in the morning!

I think he said he was happy for Trump but couldn't afford one himself

Wot now? That bad bad boy

no a while ago. then we started talking about joe bidet.

Joe bidet? Remind me?

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That like a ninja

Never heard of ninja rats, I'd have thought the shurrikens would be tricky to handle with little paws

Wot? You a millenialy? Shredder? Doesn't ring a bell?

no, what's that then?

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You either get it or you dont

Oh I guess I don'tthen

Skill issue, no offence

fair play

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Noticed the pic but didn't check.

I think the symbol is Ansgtrom, right?

best not to summon the angry storm here

LOL! I meant the actual SI unit .

This is the key, right - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angstrom

I don't know, unicodes is very confusing:

That looks like something I could have made up.

yeah, i think some of unicode is just an elaborate troll.

even english, they have about 3 ways of encoding normal quotation marks.

they decide some chinese and japanese characters are the same, even though they're visually different and so an app needs to know what language it's in to decide how to render it, but other characters that look the same they'll decide to give multiple codes for. i think it all just depends how much beer there was at lunch on the day they added things.

Must have been though up by monks then!

yeah, a few dubels short of a sixpack

I don't think they ever get a six-pack ready to be shipped.

Mind you if I had all that beer on hand, I might not be a good worker either.

Fair enough I guess. Too bad you're not devoted to god enough.

I've got a monk's outfit from a fancy dress party a few years back, so I might still be able to sneak in.

Like undercover bos? Just stay away from the kids though.

sure, as long as they don't have kids guarding the beers

That might actually be the case though...

I'll remember to take candy for them and maybe some kind of toy like a yoyo.

Yo-yo slang for......?

I dunno, I don't see kids handling yo-yo s anymore these days. Like how times have changed!

I do notice them playing with marbles again so that's a good thing I suppose.

Yeah, good point actually.

You can still get rubik cubes fairly easily along with new variants like 4x4 and triangle ones.

@dude I own them all!

noice

Yeah not much hobbies but totally nerd for Rubik's

did you ever have the rubik magic? that was quite novel to

Not sure .. like magic pie?

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I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

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I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

That would be it yes.

Lethal!

Nuts

two walnuts

Just 2?

the other is a hazelnuss

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@dude google 67 now , lol just the numbers.

Really interesting

Mathematics: 67 is a prime number, meaning it can only be divided evenly by 1 and itself.

Wait, Google wasn't messing with your screen?

It did that too, but the nerd facts were more interesting to a boomer like me.

I see. My kid called up over that thing. You gotta look right now.

Time to take away her phone.

Yeah, it won't be long until she's asking you to google 69

@dude... I dread that day. However, if she dared when a bit older to call and ask me that.... respect.

Yeah, glad I don't have to worry about that kind of phone call!

Yeah that's like, when dating and all... She real pretty (if I may say so) so when she grows older...

Luckily she's got a godfather who's terrifying as shit so whenever she will bring home a date I'll make sure he's around to meet the guy and give him some pointers on what is and is not allowed.

Sure you as a dino could be fierce enough! But good idea to have reinforcements.

Nah, not scary enough. Prolly cos I'm pink. Hence I need a proper muscular bald and tattooed guy to scare off the nutters.

What if she brings home a bigger guy?

Not happening. Don't ask how I know

would never dream of it

You would thoug....

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I still wish I'd got a backpack last year, that looks proper fine

Wait, you didn't?

no, i got some store credit instead. so sad.

Oh I'd love that so I found order mman IE server

but the backpack is real pretty

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So, good beer is prolly only an hour's worth drive for sara. Lucky person.

Very much indeed!

Attend Oktoberfest and such?

We've already missed it, was in September

Always next year Ralf!

I think you should do a festive onlysocks looking like an oktoberfest maedchen to celebrate

I like that thought.... Will create a vision board for that.

OK, I'm imagining it now...

I might get creative with some paint.

I think sticking to traditional red white and green colours would work well. Maybe a touch of purple to endear yourself to Dustin

Or maybe just a purple peace of paper. Would save me some time.

Just put it on a shelf and tell him it's a rack. He'd love that shit.

Lol, yeh that's would be amazing, could probably glue it to a shoebox even.

Yeah, just a jaunty camera angle and he'll never know

Could always throw that Ai to make it look better.

I really hope noone is using my content to train ai cos that's gonna create some blowback in the future.

We're probably safe there, the AI looks more like real-life than some of your arty shots. AI is quite amazing now.

It is? Damn .... Should prolly get another young intern to track ai

Yeah, it just needs her pics for "training data". I can help with that...

Sending pics ... What you need, be specify

all data can be used for "training"

Aight, have fun training your hands.

i will savour every moment of it

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Current server at CC, also down

Yeah, sh97 said all of coco pops crossings were crossed out

Hi @ralf -- ColoCrossing Dublin did experience a location-widespread incident earlier today, however it was resolved a bit over 4 hours ago. Once we received additional details from our upstream and a clearer picture around the root cause, our team updated the status page with more specifics here: https://status.racknerd.com/incident/3487

Also worth noting -- power uptime was not affected during this event, and customer servers did not need to be rebooted. Everything has been stable since traffic was rerouted against Cogent (and still is at the time I am writing this).

Thank you! Looking forward to moving my IE server to you! Such great service !

I don't have an IE server, but maybe I need to try one

Don't! It's mine!

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BTW, sara, before I leave, have you already blocked the card?

No, I know where it is, it's safe just need to pick it up before Carolyn gets to it.

yeah, she'll be getting a really big bonus at this rate!

Glad I beat here to it. Good you mentioned that though, still gotta wire the money

for the reference put "ralf sends kisses"

her husband / bf might freak out a bit

Girlfriend actually

Hmmm, second thought maybe you should do it!

I gotta decide. Can't sleep in it cos promised I'd send tonight.

Yeah, maybe just send it straight to her without messing around. She deserves it.

Aight will do so in a sec

And don't forget my kisses

Too tired for a threesome. Let's try again tomorrow.

I love how you just used 2 instead of 3

Yeah, I don't really want to share

Not even with 2 chickens?

if i have 2 chickens, you can have one

i meant don't want to share you ofc

Ofc = onlyfans channel?

of course

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also @noob404 went over the 10k mark. that's just insane numbers!

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TRENDING NOW: RackNerd’s BLACK FRIDAY! NEW DEALS, NEW LOCATIONS, NEW HARDWARE + 100’s of GIVEAWAYS!

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also @noob404 went over the 10k mark. that's just insane numbers!