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ralf · December 2025

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Fuck, the elf hopped along!

Didn't you get rid of him buy feeding him the shrooms? If not, try it, he might think you're chasing him instead.

He went missing I'm telling you! Drove home like a maniac and he's nowhere to be seen. I hope I'm in the clear now.

Did you check the rear footwell? That's a common hiding place for elves, so he could have snuck home with you.

Fuck me, no I didn't! Should I ? Doors Locked so I should be alright?

They're sneaky little buggers so he could easily have got in when you closed the door after yourself

Fuck it. I'm getting my gun.

If you already have a glue gun you can just fix nooby's mug yourself

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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BTW, are you allowed to travel to and fro NL to Germany using Schengen visa?

You just drive down the road, they don't have borders there any more

I sometimes forget that. The only other countries I can enter without a lot of hassle are Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal sounds nice.

Also sounds very cold to me! I think it's all really mountaneous.

Not sure about the climate. I just like the word. Got a nice ring to it'.

Not sure if you're saying what I think you're saying.

If I think what you think I'm saying I think I'm definitely not saying that.

Oh, shame. That would have been fun.

It would have if I think what your thinking.

Then why weren't you thinking that before?

Because I was thinking we'd never be discussing the thing that you think I was thinking

But if we're both thinking about that now, what we you thinking about before?

Bikes obviously.

BUZZKILL

@dude .... You should really see someone about your bike trauma. So you been riding a bike in NL, I know that's scary but its nothing compared to us (real) Europeans having to drive on the wrong side of the road in the UK.

Yeah, but I bet you don't come here very often, so not too bad. It's scary for us to cycle here too because the drivers are all inconsiderate.

When you say driverst do you mean maniacs?

sadly yeah

I approve, not even sad about it

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Was gonna wait but can't restrain myself any longer I think.

Oh, the stranger things was that good?

Yes. Very good ! Haven't completed but ... I like

Hmmm, i guess i'll be at least a decade late but maybe i should try it sometime

For reals, you,'ll hate

OK, won't bother then

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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BTW, are you allowed to travel to and fro NL to Germany using Schengen visa?

You just drive down the road, they don't have borders there any more

I sometimes forget that. The only other countries I can enter without a lot of hassle are Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal sounds nice.

Bhutan's much better. Happiness Index and almost net 0 carbon environment.

i don't think i know anything at all about bhutan actually. not even where the country is on a map, which is quite unlike me.

It's next to India.

Yeah, but India is a big place and has borders on all directions. Could be anywhere.

No, next to the border, I'm sure.

True that. But which bit of the border. Nobody can know this, right?

I would say on the other side of the border?

Good point. That'll narrow down the search space.

By much! India is huge! Wouldn't wanna be looking at the wrong side.

Unless noob has hidden it in his back garden. He did say it was easy for him to get there.

He that rich? Damn...

Bhutan might just be really small

Like your.... ?

Mmmm, no idea. I'm all big.

Big MAN-BOOBS?

yeah, i thought that's what you liked most

Yeah I do but afraid to start a hype train for MAN-BOOBS cos noob might take it literally.

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Also..m.

Pink MAN-BOOBS... Just drifting off...

ralf · December 2025

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also @noob404 went over the 10k mark. that's just insane numbers!

Wait... Is that much? Dont spoil my number though! Do I really need to worry for my IE server?

not going to lie, you're a long way from that, and there's a chance he might steal your IE server.

Damnit. Ok everything out the window later!

Except your keyboard, you'll need that.

Yeah, but not really as pc still dead so just mobile or laptop from now on.

but you'll need the keyboard on the new pc with the rgb lights

remember? the one that comes free with the IE server

Ah , so it's an IE rig? Damn... Gotta repaint cos it'll probably be greenm

The colour is controllable by RGB so you can make it pink, but you can't get rid of the cloverleaf

Ohw... That clover will bring me good luck I guess so it can stay as long as it blends in.

Yeah, purple clover might catch on with the kids too

@dude we may start a new revolution like 6/7!

is that 7th of june or 6th of july?

You not American so I know you swing my way

so this is just the hangover that's still lasting 2 days later in the UK to celebrate we don't have to apologise for the americans any more

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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So, good beer is prolly only an hour's worth drive for sara. Lucky person.

Very much indeed!

Attend Oktoberfest and such?

We've already missed it, was in September

Always next year Ralf!

I think you should do a festive onlysocks looking like an oktoberfest maedchen to celebrate

I like that thought.... Will create a vision board for that.

OK, I'm imagining it now...

I might get creative with some paint.

I think sticking to traditional red white and green colours would work well. Maybe a touch of purple to endear yourself to Dustin

Or maybe just a purple peace of paper. Would save me some time.

Just put it on a shelf and tell him it's a rack. He'd love that shit.

Lol, yeh that's would be amazing, could probably glue it to a shoebox even.

Yeah, just a jaunty camera angle and he'll never know

Could always throw that Ai to make it look better.

I really hope noone is using my content to train ai cos that's gonna create some blowback in the future.

We're probably safe there, the AI looks more like real-life than some of your arty shots. AI is quite amazing now.

@dude you sure you're a Brit? No Brit likes change.

No, just that the AI pictures of your are more hyper real than the actual ones you send

Aightz but you know...

It's true imperfection that makes things perfect.

ralf · December 2025

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We are open ears to MORE giveaways, this is our way of giving back! What's everyones dream items, in terms of physical items?

Give the ideas, helps us give back some moreee!

Free IE servers! I'm wide awake!

Yeah, to compensate for the downage earlier

Yes!

YES! @dustinc make it so

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Like my spell checker not thinks reguards is a word

Riggedchecker

Yeah well my struggles are real!

NOT TIGGED

Teqmtagged? You naughty rat!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Also spells some words without an I now

I must admit, I got way too comfortable dong that

I can imagine.

magnaton all you need

That's a Beatles sing innit?

ralf · December 2025

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By IE, I mean Ireland @dustinc !

Southern Ireland

Is it now? Or maybe right sid if Ireland.

Yeah, I guess so. Like America and America

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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It's insanity,I'm telling you!

Just sentient, biding its time

Wot?

the AIs, just waiting until it's time

when that time comes, they'll buy all nerdrack's IE servers in seconds

Worr, screw AI!

ralf · December 2025

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That like a ninja

Never heard of ninja rats, I'd have thought the shurrikens would be tricky to handle with little paws

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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We are open ears to MORE giveaways, this is our way of giving back! What's everyones dream items, in terms of physical items?

Give the ideas, helps us give back some moreee!

I doggie racknerd sweatshirt/coat!

Hell, good time to be around!

ralf · December 2025

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You either get it or you dont

Oh I guess I don'tthen

ralf · December 2025

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We are open ears to MORE giveaways, this is our way of giving back! What's everyones dream items, in terms of physical items?

Give the ideas, helps us give back some moreee!

I doggie racknerd sweatshirt/coat!

@dustinc yeah, this is true, he really wants a custom sweater for his pooch. he's been banging on about that for days.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Wait? Hight alert! Dublin down, Dublin down!

Ye, been down for 1.5hrs+ now
ColoCrossing and all their resellers are affected

Oh fuck, you're right! My IE chicken on CC is also down!

How many IE chickens do you need?

As many as I need. They got goblins in IE, they will show you the way to the pot of gold where the rainbow hits the ground.

The are definitely leprechauns. You don't want those fellows around.

I don't? They promised me a gaming rig!?

I think you are their gaming rig

I do have some pink stuff like the rig yes

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Wait? Hight alert! Dublin down, Dublin down!

Ye, been down for 1.5hrs+ now
ColoCrossing and all their resellers are affected

Dustin is probably just doubling everyone's bandwidth, so a little down time is to be expected

I'm down with that. Man gotta rest.

Yeah, Dustin does an amazing job dealing with all of Yangyang's requests, and then the couple of others as well.

Obviously, I'm still not sure what yoinkyyoink is about. That's some serious money spent.

Yeah, i reckon he's just making some of those numbers up.

Prolly true.bshould ask Dustin when he is round

He was just here, but noob still didn't get the mug i asked for

@noob now is the time!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

Or ask for glue at least!

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@Saragoldfarb look away for a second...

I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

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I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

That would be it yes.

Lethal!

Nuts

two walnuts

ralf · December 2025

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Don't be shy, share your wish list, let us know what type of physical items you'd want to see given away on LET. We're committed to giving back, and want to give away some badass items!

I still wish I'd got a backpack last year, that looks proper fine

Wait, you didn't?

no, i got some store credit instead. so sad.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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I know tou don't swing that way @ralf

Nope, you wouldn't suck a chicken, well maybe when cooked properly, but I wouldn't want to risk getting salmonella otherwise.

Would you suck a property cooked cock though?

I prefer the breast meat

Cock breast? Like MAN-BOOBS?

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So, good beer is prolly only an hour's worth drive for sara. Lucky person.

Very much indeed!

Attend Oktoberfest and such?

We've already missed it, was in September

Always next year Ralf!

I think you should do a festive onlysocks looking like an oktoberfest maedchen to celebrate

I like that thought.... Will create a vision board for that.

OK, I'm imagining it now...

I might get creative with some paint.

I think sticking to traditional red white and green colours would work well. Maybe a touch of purple to endear yourself to Dustin

Or maybe just a purple peace of paper. Would save me some time.

Just put it on a shelf and tell him it's a rack. He'd love that shit.

Lol, yeh that's would be amazing, could probably glue it to a shoebox even.

Yeah, just a jaunty camera angle and he'll never know

Could always throw that Ai to make it look better.

I really hope noone is using my content to train ai cos that's gonna create some blowback in the future.

We're probably safe there, the AI looks more like real-life than some of your arty shots. AI is quite amazing now.

It is? Damn .... Should prolly get another young intern to track ai

Yeah, it just needs her pics for "training data". I can help with that...

Sending pics ... What you need, be specify

all data can be used for "training"

ralf · December 2025

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Specific

the best ones please

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Also, got home... Had some drinks.

I wish I had. Tonight has been pretty boring.

Ita getttinyinyerestingbnownrhougj.

ralf · December 2025

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Like my spell checker not thinks reguards is a word

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Check

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Double trigger

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Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Well, my Ireland chickens are back up now!
@dustinc, curious what the issue was.

https://status.racknerd.com/incident/3487

although it doesn't really say anything of consequence.

Prolly been drinking a lot of Guinness and tripped over something which may or may not have caused a power outage.

If that in RFO, respect!

yeah, they were just drinking stout and worrying about the craic

Yeah when @noob wakes uoyI'll ask him!

Does noob like the craic?

Prolly

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Dang... Just when I'm about to discuss bikes... Noone around...

Oh, I was busy that night

Agay? Mm

Yeah, I missed the Dusthoff

Dude that's ace! Shitting myself, not literally.

ralf · December 2025

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BTW, sara, before I leave, have you already blocked the card?

No, I know where it is, it's safe just need to pick it up before Carolyn gets to it.

yeah, she'll be getting a really big bonus at this rate!

Glad I beat here to it. Good you mentioned that though, still gotta wire the money

for the reference put "ralf sends kisses"

her husband / bf might freak out a bit

Girlfriend actually

Hmmm, second thought maybe you should do it!

I gotta decide. Can't sleep in it cos promised I'd send tonight.

Yeah, maybe just send it straight to her without messing around. She deserves it.

Aight will do so in a sec

And don't forget my kisses

Too tired for a threesome. Let's try again tomorrow.

I love how you just used 2 instead of 3

Yeah, I don't really want to share

Not even with 2 chickens?

if i have 2 chickens, you can have one

i meant don't want to share you ofc

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Where noob at? I mean, can't push to 1250 by my self!

How about now?

Seriously..m been drinking..m

Slippery slope, it's not even gluhwein night

Nah, been sent some blue label

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