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noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

I really dislike the smell of cigarette smoke and vapes and all that stuff so it's really easy for me to avoid any addiction to them. But I've worked with some guys who were crazily addicted even to just nicotine.

Here is an interesting thing. When I do stop smoking for quite a good amount of time, I do hate standing around people who are smoking cause infeel nauseated by the smell of the smoke

Opposite for me.

Yah, I guess, it's highly subjective. It's prolly my subconscious' way of reminding me that smoking is bad when I am on a break.

noob404 · December 2025

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Wait...

Anytime, as long as you say something interesting

noob404 · December 2025

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I have to pick the pace up. Sara did 600+ comments yesterday. That's awesome

Who's counting?

The stats page. Check my signature. Why you acting like this is your first time, you pro??!!

He ain't no pro. He's amateur category material.

No, he is THE PRO RAT!

noob404 · December 2025

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I have to pick the pace up. Sara did 600+ comments yesterday. That's awesome

Wait. There was some necroposting as well I believe. My sneaky little eyes caught some on page 811. No worries. Wish my rat friend could reach the 6th position though. Sad.

Oh I see ralf is just 20 odd comments from reach there himself. That's good as well. Ralf, when reaching 1000+?

You won't be quite so chipper when you lose the TV to me

Yah, that I won't be . I am a real sore loser.

Trauma...

For real. I am just kidding.

noob404 · December 2025

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Man, it's a real headache hunting for a laptop with both 360 flip and touchscreen in India. Deals don't make any sense

The Huawei Matebook Fold looks amazing, but most likely way outside your budget.

It's not officially available in the UK yet, but ebay has it for sale for about US$5000. When I saw them in the shops in China they were about $2700, so that's some serious scalping.

Good guess. Way out of my budget and at that price no wareanty in India. Can't risk it. Thank you though. The thing looks cool

Very cool. Maybe I don't buy server on Christmas and buy it instead.

Would be a great option for you guys, if you were looking to buy one. Huawei is a giant when it comes to innovation, the triple fold being a recent example.

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

I really dislike the smell of cigarette smoke and vapes and all that stuff so it's really easy for me to avoid any addiction to them. But I've worked with some guys who were crazily addicted even to just nicotine.

I'm not planning to smoke either

That's a very good decision esp if you do keep it

Woed.

Why though? Isn't it good that someone doesn't start smoking at all?

noob404 · December 2025

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dammm

Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

Boxing? Pardon my ignorance.

MMA. it is so much more than boxing..

That them thing with all the actors? I love martial arts tbh but the MakeMeAnal league is unknown to me.

mixed martial arts.

one with actors is WWE or other "leagues", it;s mostly called wrestling, although there's also real wrestling which is part of the MMA..

WWF is the one with pandas.

World wide federation for nature?

yes, but it is called a bit differently

WWF = World Wildlife Fund

WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment

funny fact, until 2002 WWE was known as WWF = World Wrestling Federation, but in 2002 they lost a legal battle against the real WWF and had to change their abbreviation (and thus the actual name) to WWE

wildlife won!

BTW turns out they changed their name from World wildlife fund to worldwide fund for nature - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Fund_for_Nature

Probably too many nutters came along to their protests in fake fighting gear.

Lol! Don't know the exact reason for the name change, but I am guessing it's something trivial or unrelated to nature or wildlife

Who changed their name?

WWF - the wildlife conservation org

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

I would love to have a pink motherboard or RAM. Will sell for much higher prices later, Ig.

Sara's already made a claim on my pink ram

Locked that in fair price. Can pay in goods and services fwiw

Maybe use friends and family, if you are o PayPal.

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

Smoked through my college, like a lot. Then, quit for a few months, and then, it's been largely on and off since then.

Congrats dude. Make the off times longer.

Working on that and from there to perceptual off ti

Off you go then...

Trying. I have almost a 3 month smoke-free streak going on right now. Last week, was planning to go meet a friend, smoking was guaranteed. ANyways, gotta thank this thread for that, cause I decided not to go.

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

We have an expression here - "do as I say, not as I do"

Exactly. Time to change that. I am not into working towards changing parenting for the 21st century and gen-z and all but there are some aspects that need to change for the better

Ban the kids from LET..... Oh wait....

This is the end...... Close your eyes and count to 10.....

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

That was never in doubt. Pretty sure you have a pink gaming pc with pink aio cooler fluid.

I couldn't believe such an abomination to the eyes could even exist and then I googled. I guess I just had my 7-year old moment...

This was your dream when you were 7?

Yes.

Makes much more sense now.

noob404 · December 2025

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Again, not kidding.

No doubt, Sara. The only thing we need now is the pink thread.

What are you unravelling?

She was talking about a pink thread soon.

Defo

I am still waiting on any updates. Guess, it's a huge surprise or something, cause we don't even have a teaser for what to expect.

noob404 · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

Mostly related to incontinence Ig.

A loose arse is no joke.

Yes, sir. I agree you are right

Also a joke is no loose arse.

Works both ways.

noob404 · December 2025

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True dedication!

Or true defecation in this case

You got a way with words my man. I approve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

Ahh, poetry in the morning, that too about poo. You made my day

I'm a modern day Shakespeare.

Yah, Poopspeare. Sorry, ralf couldn't resist. But, yah, indo enjoy your poetry. I believe you, bchot and Ben have the talent to be poets

Second that.

Let me third that then.

noob404 · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

Rat community friend?

Ex-friend

Oh then I should be careful as well.

Very. Like a predator me.

Oh yah, in the wild, pink dinoes can be extremely aggressive, or so I heard.

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

I would love to have a pink motherboard or RAM. Will sell for much higher prices later, Ig.

Sara's already made a claim on my pink ram

DDRat5?

Good joke actually.

No, it wasn't and I Know

noob404 · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket proud, she takes after me

He prolly has tried it, or seen one of the prank videos from years ago, where someone actually did this.

You sound as if you've never experienced this

I was the victim once in an elevator.

Loose anal?

Victim, as in had to bear the brunt of someone farting in a packed elevator.

noob404 · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Is Costco US/UK thing only?

I don't know what countries they actually operate in but no. I know they have a store in China for instance (although I think they used to have several and maybe only have one now).

Really? Didn't know....

Me too. I always thought they were a western country thing

noob404 · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Yah, especially if you are in a country that drive son left

All the best ones do

Do they though?

No.

Why not though?

noob404 · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

I can totally understand, which is why I recommended not joking about it

It's fine to joke about it afterwards, just not while someone is still wearing the brown stain of shame

Oh yes, that's okay then. Not pull them down while they are already walking the walk of shame. Got it.

We're pulling down what?

Bad phrase usage.

noob404 · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

What would that be?

I had a pretty good idea what she might be using it for

Whatis is then?

Pinky

Everything is. Whole pages on the thread are

noob404 · December 2025

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Taking a break
.. see ya in the past or present. Goodnight.

No, but, I am sure you are like me as well. Can't keep away from the thread for too long.

noob404 · December 2025

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@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

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@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Yah, especially if you are in a country that drive son left

All the best ones do

Do they though?

No.

yes

I am gonna do that as well, when she does this next time

noob404 · December 2025

Maybe a quick break right now. Only 1 page right now. It'd be great to make some hype around for a 900 page special giveaway.

xayoung · December 2025

Hello,I would like to double the bandwidth.
Invoice #19130714
Thanks!

noob404 · December 2025

Time to get a bit of work done for the day.

noob404 · December 2025

@Beniskickbutt said:
Gobble gobble, its page 876. Good job yall

Thanks, dude. Miss your poetry though.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

I can totally understand, which is why I recommended not joking about it

It's fine to joke about it afterwards, just not while someone is still wearing the brown stain of shame

Oh yes, that's okay then. Not pull them down while they are already walking the walk of shame. Got it.

We're pulling down what?

Noob wanted to pull down someone's pants as a joke

Didn't work, huge fail though.

noob404 · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Lol.

Should have been careful.

If you're out and about and need to be careful you can always fashion a bung out of toilet paper.

ROFL. Thanks for the life room. Hope it never comes to that

Just stock a lot of toilet paper and you'll be alright

We use water in India.

noob404 · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

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@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
Beef hotdogs is the devils work

Dunno I ever had any tbh

I would say you should try one, but... you'll get the shits if you do

Nana, not gonna bother . That ain't my niche

Mine neither, guys.

They are quite tasty though, even if they "repeat on you later", if you get my drift.

Lost... Don't bother to explain.

You don't get his drift?

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