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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    Sharing stories of poop is definitely caring for your fellow homo spaiens brethren.

    Amen! Preach it! Bleach it!

    Let's save that for Sunday morning.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    Yah,but, ehwn you are in a specific country that drives in a specific way, I guess, right and wrong do become objective, atleast for legal reasons.

    People do occasionally break the law

    Yah, that's why we got rules and LEAs.

    Rules? Where? When?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    They just ease the muscular pain after a workout session. Don't recommend them, because at times, they might just hide any muscular tears or spasms. Don't wanna wake up the next day hating gym.

    Do they also ease the pain of working out the other muscle? Asking for a friend.

    I have no idea. But, seriously, taking creatine should be moderated, if at all, you are hell bent on using it for GYM.

    Alright, so don't do drugs kiddos.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh now, I see why they are hated. Which site did yours block anyways?

    I've no idea, they keep blocking all sorts of stuff. It's basically anyone who doesn't want to kowtow to the government. Hence why imgur is blocked too.

    Screw them!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    For me, it was way past bedtime, ralf. :lol:

    You snooze you lose

    Inaint losing this purple party!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    LOL! I kinda have fun as well, when everyone's enjoying themselves.

    It's always fun and laughs until someone loses bowel control. Sometimes it's also funny after.

    Well, so true. I feel bad for anyone who lost bowel control when the chef was here.

    Brown daddy.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

    Wish I could have one, that way, I could have the feeling of increasing my comment count, while I was asleep. Even though fake, it would be a wonderful feelingfor me.

    Are you saying @Saragoldfarb is a fake dino?

    Wot, wait what?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Back , go sleep noob

    Yeah, seeya noob

    Noob gone already? Damn...

    Noob is back, alright!!! Oh my God, we're back again,, brothers sisters everybody sing.

    It was Sara what did it.

    Brought back noob?

    Noob back.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh, I think that one's blocked by the government. :#

    Which one though? govt here has blocked multiple sites. I can live with that. But, an yer ago, my ISP decided to block Github and stackoverflow smh!

    Honestly, I'd give it a year here too.

    I bet

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Why'd that be bad though?

    Depends on the kind of solo play. It's always more fun with friends.

    Almost everything is better with friends, with a few obvious exceptions ofc.

    Like sleeping. Sleeping is a bitch. Need noone else but me.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    For now... Wait till you have kids...

    I think I've dodged that bullet

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    Sure then that's fine. Is it something like Barney from Himym does?

    I dunno what does Barney from hymns do?

    Throwing farts

    Isn't tjat Barnet the Dinosaur?

    Barnet? Sounds .... Not familiar at all..

    Isn't the show Teletubbies?

    Hell no, this is barney the dinosaur. Microsoft's next try at getting popular after Clippy failed.

    That a real thing.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    When does the hurting stop!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhnnn!!!!!!

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh now, I see why they are hated. Which site did yours block anyways?

    I've no idea, they keep blocking all sorts of stuff. It's basically anyone who doesn't want to kowtow to the government. Hence why imgur is blocked too.

    Oh ok. So, sysadmins suck. That's the general consensus?

    I bet it is.

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    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    For me, it was way past bedtime, ralf. :lol:

    You snooze you lose

    Exactly, hence I won't snooze, mostly.

    I love snoozing. Usually just once for 10 min.

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is :lol:

    Fluffy is an adjective

    Grammar Nazi

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh, I think that one's blocked by the government. :#

    Which one though? govt here has blocked multiple sites. I can live with that. But, an yer ago, my ISP decided to block Github and stackoverflow smh!

    Honestly, I'd give it a year here too.

    Before your ISPs start blocking useful websites?

    Can't have them blocking pornhub!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

    Pork hotdogs not beef. Perfect with fluffy posts.

    Are pork hotdogs pink? :lol:

    They can be, but you shouldn't eat them when they're not cooked

    I won't, thanks for the tip.

    When feeling YOLO, try ;)

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Something similar to Santa Claus?

    The anti-Santa Claus. Krampus is the dude who punishes children for being bad. he has the most important job of the two...

    And kids fear him. It's totally wicked.

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    Where noob at? Asleep yet?

    Not dreaming of you apparently...

    Hand practice then.

    That'd explain why he stopped so suddenly.

    Me? I know there's an innuneod or something hidden within that :lol:

    Correct

    Thank you for confirming my suspicion.

    Great.

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    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    I could bring a friend to.

    So, you gonna keep ralf waiting outside? :lol:

    I think she means double the fun

    Triple the fun, you're twice the prize!

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Don't worry, I guess, cause page 811 is full of that and now, maybe pages 820 and upwards :lol:

    You obessed with numbers and not about the riveting conversation

    Such a waste.. conversation is really good this run.

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is :lol:

    Fluffy is an adjective

    Can't it be used as a noun as well?

    Might.

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is :lol:

    Fluffy is an adjective

    Can't it be used as a noun as well?

    If you try hard, it could also be a verb.

    Hard verb..mm

    ....

    Works for me

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yah, he wants that 55" TV to UK. Good TV though. Samsung's QLED series is much better than TCLs and Hisense.

    The bigger the TV, the more you can flog it for on ebay, innit

    Goes for everything big I guess....

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    Bald and chubby

    Hey, I prefer "adequately proportioned" to chubby.

    I prefer "chonky" to chubby. That's how I wanna be reffered to as.

    Like Chonky Donkey?

    Nice one.

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    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    I could bring a friend to.

    Hmmm, half the fun for me!

    Or maybe double.

    It depends, her friend will probably like her more than me

    No preference I was told. As long as you have skills with the tongue.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Sweet, it'll be like that bathtub scene in Breaking Bad.

    Thanks for reminding me. Gotta go watch Breaking Bad. If I do get a gap from the postign today, might just start off watching BB

    Excellent, don't worry about your position in the leaderboard. We'd never distract you just to overtake you.

    What leaderboard?

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    LOL! I kinda have fun as well, when everyone's enjoying themselves.

    It's always fun and laughs until someone loses bowel control. Sometimes it's also funny after.

    Well, so true. I feel bad for anyone who lost bowel control when the chef was here.

    Brown daddy.

    This comment is underrated.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    You need the cardio though.

    I think she gets that outside the gym

    Daily basis... Nah in my dreams... Just.... You kno.w... I have needs.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    What more can one ask for!

    Oh, were you talking about your type?

    No way she prefers that furry stuffed dino over me

    Outside of LET though, are we sure?

    Yes.

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