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2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad
    edited November 2025

    @decibel said:
    @Saragoldfarb should get one just for effort

    I like your thinking.

  • fly056fly056 Member

    @nghialele said:

    @fly056 said:

    @nghialele said:

    @fly056 said:

    @nghialele said:

    @fly056 said:
    I'll repost this to see if any of our great providers can help me out:

    How about you open host company and selling $10/yr dedis ? <3

    Pass.

    Skill issues. Good lucking finding your $10/yr dedi.

    Can't get one if you don't try!

    I don't try to kill a provider.

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • HiyurigiHiyurigi Member

    We're getting closer

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    GOGOGO 419 incoming

  • zejjntzejjnt Member

    @itsTomHarper said:

    DEAL UPDATE - WE’VE REACHED A DECISION

    £4/y
    SLC, UTAH
    1 vCPU
    1 GB RAM
    10 GB NVMe
    1 IPv4
    1 TB BW
    10 stock (won’t be restocked)

    Before we drop this deal, I need to see how many of you want it.
    Whoever’s in, hit Thanks to show your presence here :)

    And this thread is moving way too slow now, so why don’t we get the hype up and push it further?

    Once this post hits at least 50 Thanks and the page turns 420, the deal will drop.

    Hypin'

    Thanked by 3itsTomHarper VPSGrandpa nghialele
  • nukenuke Member

    sweating

  • HostSlickHostSlick 🚩 Host Rep Tag Suspended

    @JohnFilch123 said:
    420 is closer and closer

    are you weed smoker?

  • itsTomHarperitsTomHarper Member, Megathread Squad

    @AlteredParadox said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Let's do;it!


    # The Legend of ItsTomHarper and the Server Tyrant

In the gleaming data centers of the Cloud Realm, no name rang more true than ItsTomHarper, the legendary curator of server deals. His posts on the ancient forums of LowEndTalk were the stuff of legend—$2/year VPS instances with actual uptime, dedicated servers for the price of a sandwich, bandwidth so generous it made enterprise admins weep with envy.

Tom sat in his modest office, surrounded by monitors displaying ping times and benchmark scores, when the ceiling suddenly tore open in a swirl of violet and gold light. Down descended Saragoldfarb, a being of impossible proportions, her skin shimmering between purplish hues and metallic gold. Her voice boomed like a thousand overloaded Apache servers.

"ITSTOMHARPER! I HAVE CROSSED THE GALACTIC BACKBONE TO CLAIM YOU!"

Before Tom could alt-tab away, tendrils of light wrapped around him, and he was yanked through dimensions, landing with a thud in a basement that stretched endlessly in all directions. Server racks lined the walls, but every screen displayed the same message: PAYMENT DECLINED.

"You will find me deals," Saragoldfarb commanded, her massive form blocking the only exit. "Free servers! Unlimited bandwidth! Storage beyond measure! And you will do it forever!"

Days turned to weeks. Tom was forced to scan forums, negotiate with hosts, and compile deal lists while Saragoldfarb loomed over him, her purple-gold essence pulsing with anticipation. But she grew greedy—no deal was good enough, no discount deep enough.

Tom noticed something, though. In the corner of the basement sat an ancient machine labeled "The Motherboard." It hummed with primordial energy, clearly the source of Saragoldfarb's power to traverse dimensions. And next to it, carelessly abandoned, was a drum of coolant—viscous, purple, marked with warnings in languages both human and alien.

One evening, as Saragoldfarb demanded he find servers with "negative pricing" (impossible, Tom had explained seventeen times), he put his plan into motion.

"I found it," Tom said quietly. "The ultimate deal."

Saragoldfarb's eyes widened, gold flecks dancing in purple voids. "SHOW ME!"

Tom gestured to The Motherboard. "It's in the system logs. You'll need to check the physical console."

As Saragoldfarb bent down, her massive form contorting to peer at the ancient screen, Tom moved. With the precision of someone who'd optimized a thousand server configurations, he kicked the coolant drum. It tipped, rolled, and then—with Tom's well-timed leap onto its side—burst open.

A tidal wave of purple goo erupted forth, splashing over Saragoldfarb with the force of a DDoS attack. She shrieked, her form flickering and sputtering like a server with corrupted RAM. The purple coolant reacted with her purple-gold essence, neutralizing her power in a spectacular display of incompatible protocols.

"NOOOOO! MY BANDWIDTH! MY UPTIME!"

Tom didn't wait to watch her dissolve into a puddle of defeat. He sprinted to The Motherboard, his fingers flying across the keyboard with muscle memory born of countless late-night server migrations. Three commands. One reboot. The basement shimmered.

He tumbled back through dimensions, landing in his office chair just as his coffee finished brewing.

Behind him, through the closing portal, he could see Saragoldfarb, reduced to a sad, goo-covered heap, her voice barely a whisper: "But... the deals..."

The portal snapped shut.

Tom took a sip of coffee, cracked his knuckles, and opened LowEndTalk. Time to post a new deal thread. After all, the people deserved quality hosting at impossible prices.

But this time, he added a disclaimer: *No interdimensional tyrants. Serious inquiries only.*

    Bruh wtf am I reading??

    Thanked by 3Saragoldfarb fly056 FAT32
  • H2HH2H Member

    go to 420

  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @DartNode said:

    Annual Dedicated Server Rental - Upgradable

    Are upgrades only possible during the provisioning ticket?
    Funds are a little low to grab all the upgrades I'd want, would be nice to do them as a batch later on.

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    pump it up, a bit of efforts and we beat all those MJJs.

  • bchotbchot Member

    @x1arch said:

    @itsTomHarper said:

    DEAL UPDATE - WE’VE REACHED A DECISION

    £4/y
    SLC, UTAH
    1 vCPU
    1 GB RAM
    10 GB NVMe
    1 IPv4
    1 TB BW
    10 stock (won’t be restocked)

    Before we drop this deal, I need to see how many of you want it.
    Whoever’s in, hit Thanks to show your presence here :)

    And this thread is moving way too slow now, so why don’t we get the hype up and push it further?

    Once this post hits at least 50 Thanks and the page turns 420, the deal will drop.

    It should be Poland

    it should be me!!!

  • utilityutility Member

    gogogo

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    @HostSlick said: are you weed smoker?

    Naaaah

  • decibeldecibel Member

    50 hit

    Thanked by 1tall_ice
  • HiyurigiHiyurigi Member

    Go go go go

  • bchotbchot Member

    hope many take a pause cause it's page 420...

  • RocketUpRocketUp Member

    go go go

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    commmon

  • HostSlickHostSlick 🚩 Host Rep Tag Suspended

    @JohnFilch123 said:

    @HostSlick said: are you weed smoker?

    Naaaah

    Thanked by 1Zyra
  • dTQzBen8dTQzBen8 Member

    gogogo

  • ZyraZyra Member

    gogo

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    419 first

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

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    30/11 18:30

    TNAHosting: $99/yr 16GB Ryzen VPS in US

    • 5 vCPU (Ryzen)
    • 16B RAM
    • 320GB NVMe
    • 120TB Bandwidth
    • Location: Chicago US
    • Quantity: 3
    • Coupon code: FLASHBF202516GB
    • $99/yr

    image

    Thanked by 8Zyra Svalbard jnd Decicus dedicados geo boba schrauger
  • ZyraZyra Member

    :D

  • bertbert Member

    £4 = $5.3
    over budget :o

  • goralgoral Member

    Something in Europe would be nice!

    Thanked by 1oloke
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

  • cz83scz83s Member

  • x1archx1arch Member

    @bchot said:

    @x1arch said:

    @itsTomHarper said:

    DEAL UPDATE - WE’VE REACHED A DECISION

    £4/y
    SLC, UTAH
    1 vCPU
    1 GB RAM
    10 GB NVMe
    1 IPv4
    1 TB BW
    10 stock (won’t be restocked)

    Before we drop this deal, I need to see how many of you want it.
    Whoever’s in, hit Thanks to show your presence here :)

    And this thread is moving way too slow now, so why don’t we get the hype up and push it further?

    Once this post hits at least 50 Thanks and the page turns 420, the deal will drop.

    It should be Poland

    it should be me!!!

    Thanked by 1bchot
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