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2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

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  • ZyraZyra Member

    @fly056 said:
    where the mjjs at?

    everywhere

    Thanked by 3nghialele fly056 FAT32
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @lovelyserver said:
    I'll be knacked tomorrow

    Same... If I catch this, worth it..of I don't... I don't wanna think about it

    Thanked by 1lovelyserver
  • bomber12bomber12 Member

    Are there any $7-$10 VPS deals that accept crypto as payment? I currently have RackNerd, but I'd like to try others too.

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    Oh Well...

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @Zyra said:

    @fly056 said:
    where the mjjs at?

    everywhere

    Nooooooo

  • cz83scz83s Member

    @Zyra said:

    @fly056 said:
    where the mjjs at?

    everywhere

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    11 more thanks.

    Thanked by 3nghialele Zyra FAT32
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Let's do;it!

    Thanked by 2itsTomHarper nghialele
  • nghialelenghialele Member

    @fly056 said:

    @nghialele said:

    @fly056 said:

    @nghialele said:

    @fly056 said:
    I'll repost this to see if any of our great providers can help me out:

    How about you open host company and selling $10/yr dedis ? <3

    Pass.

    Skill issues. Good lucking finding your $10/yr dedi.

    Can't get one if you don't try!

    I don't try to kill a provider.

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb FAT32
  • CharlesJohnsonCharlesJohnson Member

    good luck.

  • emperoremperor Member

    3 more pages go go go

  • bchotbchot Member

    40 thanks and @Saragoldfarb is working it alone...

  • utilityutility Member

    good luck

  • nghialelenghialele Member

    I saw 43 thanks

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    7 thanks to go

  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Let's do;it!


    # The Legend of ItsTomHarper and the Server Tyrant

In the gleaming data centers of the Cloud Realm, no name rang more true than ItsTomHarper, the legendary curator of server deals. His posts on the ancient forums of LowEndTalk were the stuff of legend—$2/year VPS instances with actual uptime, dedicated servers for the price of a sandwich, bandwidth so generous it made enterprise admins weep with envy.

Tom sat in his modest office, surrounded by monitors displaying ping times and benchmark scores, when the ceiling suddenly tore open in a swirl of violet and gold light. Down descended Saragoldfarb, a being of impossible proportions, her skin shimmering between purplish hues and metallic gold. Her voice boomed like a thousand overloaded Apache servers.

"ITSTOMHARPER! I HAVE CROSSED THE GALACTIC BACKBONE TO CLAIM YOU!"

Before Tom could alt-tab away, tendrils of light wrapped around him, and he was yanked through dimensions, landing with a thud in a basement that stretched endlessly in all directions. Server racks lined the walls, but every screen displayed the same message: PAYMENT DECLINED.

"You will find me deals," Saragoldfarb commanded, her massive form blocking the only exit. "Free servers! Unlimited bandwidth! Storage beyond measure! And you will do it forever!"

Days turned to weeks. Tom was forced to scan forums, negotiate with hosts, and compile deal lists while Saragoldfarb loomed over him, her purple-gold essence pulsing with anticipation. But she grew greedy—no deal was good enough, no discount deep enough.

Tom noticed something, though. In the corner of the basement sat an ancient machine labeled "The Motherboard." It hummed with primordial energy, clearly the source of Saragoldfarb's power to traverse dimensions. And next to it, carelessly abandoned, was a drum of coolant—viscous, purple, marked with warnings in languages both human and alien.

One evening, as Saragoldfarb demanded he find servers with "negative pricing" (impossible, Tom had explained seventeen times), he put his plan into motion.

"I found it," Tom said quietly. "The ultimate deal."

Saragoldfarb's eyes widened, gold flecks dancing in purple voids. "SHOW ME!"

Tom gestured to The Motherboard. "It's in the system logs. You'll need to check the physical console."

As Saragoldfarb bent down, her massive form contorting to peer at the ancient screen, Tom moved. With the precision of someone who'd optimized a thousand server configurations, he kicked the coolant drum. It tipped, rolled, and then—with Tom's well-timed leap onto its side—burst open.

A tidal wave of purple goo erupted forth, splashing over Saragoldfarb with the force of a DDoS attack. She shrieked, her form flickering and sputtering like a server with corrupted RAM. The purple coolant reacted with her purple-gold essence, neutralizing her power in a spectacular display of incompatible protocols.

"NOOOOO! MY BANDWIDTH! MY UPTIME!"

Tom didn't wait to watch her dissolve into a puddle of defeat. He sprinted to The Motherboard, his fingers flying across the keyboard with muscle memory born of countless late-night server migrations. Three commands. One reboot. The basement shimmered.

He tumbled back through dimensions, landing in his office chair just as his coffee finished brewing.

Behind him, through the closing portal, he could see Saragoldfarb, reduced to a sad, goo-covered heap, her voice barely a whisper: "But... the deals..."

The portal snapped shut.

Tom took a sip of coffee, cracked his knuckles, and opened LowEndTalk. Time to post a new deal thread. After all, the people deserved quality hosting at impossible prices.

But this time, he added a disclaimer: *No interdimensional tyrants. Serious inquiries only.*
    Thanked by 2itsTomHarper FAT32
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Couple.more pages... Lets make this happen.

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    GOGOGOGO

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf whee you at? Wake up!

  • utilityutility Member

    @bchot said:
    40 thanks and @Saragoldfarb is working it alone...

    I can tell he really wants it

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    Common Sara, let's pump it up!

  • TannerTanner Member

    go

  • HiyurigiHiyurigi Member

    3 more page

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @utility said:

    @bchot said:
    40 thanks and @Saragoldfarb is working it alone...

    I can tell he really wants it

    Been targeting getting something from them for days. At 4£/y, nobrainer.

  • x1archx1arch Member
    edited November 2025

    @itsTomHarper said:

    DEAL UPDATE - WE’VE REACHED A DECISION

    £4/y
    SLC, UTAH
    1 vCPU
    1 GB RAM
    10 GB NVMe
    1 IPv4
    1 TB BW
    10 stock (won’t be restocked)

    Before we drop this deal, I need to see how many of you want it.
    Whoever’s in, hit Thanks to show your presence here :)

    And this thread is moving way too slow now, so why don’t we get the hype up and push it further?

    Once this post hits at least 50 Thanks and the page turns 420, the deal will drop.

    It should be Poland

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    420 is closer and closer

  • decibeldecibel Member

    @Saragoldfarb should get one just for effort

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Great replacement for my cancelled 1/y virmache.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Couple more pages.

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    A little bit more

    Thanked by 1nghialele
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