Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

brauni · April 2025

@lukast__ said:
Just counted all my servers (cost + resources) and am a bit surprised, thought it would be higher:

24.09€/mo
19 servers (all with IPv4, 1 dedi, 18 VPSes, 14 locations)
75 GB RAM
1302 GB (SATA/NVMe) SSD
9.5 TB HDD

(This does not include servers I already have cancelled or will definitely cancel (or transfer if allowed by the providers).)

i wont take that bait and check
just the ks-mystery i have idling is more than that monthly

allthemtings · April 2025

@host_c about to get 20 pms asking for free upgrades i apologise

host_c · April 2025

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

beanman109 · April 2025

yeah i have a crazy @host_c deal
but i wont say what it is

Blembim · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@Blembim said:

@allthemtings said:

@Blembim said:

@allthemtings said:

WE-LOVE-HOST-C

hello

porn allow specifically on ur vps now

confirm it

confirm

don't check my vps btw

everything is safe for work

Smigit · April 2025

@AlexBarakov said:

@FAT32 said:

@AlexBarakov said:

@FAT32 said:

@Smigit said:

@FAT32 said:
Question - for example is a Online.net Start-2-S-SATA dedicated server a good keep?

Atom C2350

4GB RAM

1TB HDD

Unmetered @ 1Gbps

€3.4/m

It is decently sized provider and all but the performance is pretty poor...

For the same price per year, you could get 201x $0.23 plans with @AlexBarakov

Yes but not like @AlexBarakov will spawn another 200 for me

You got 200 more signatures?

I think that's 200 links in my signature

I admit, I like how it looks. But to be real - I'm not deadpooling over a signature

$0.23 is jut to get their foot in the door. Once they start using the VPS you then cut off access and charge $20 to get their porn back. That’s where the big bucks are.

caracal · April 2025

Is this thread destined for page 1337 now

allthemtings · April 2025

@beanman109 said:
yeah i have a crazy @host_c deal
but i wont say what it is

beanman109 · April 2025

@Blembim said:

@beanman109 said:

@Blembim said:

@allthemtings said:

@Blembim said:

@allthemtings said:

WE-LOVE-HOST-C

hello

porn allow specifically on ur vps now

confirm it

confirm

don't check my vps btw

everything is safe for work

brauni · April 2025

@host_c said:

@NullSir said: 5900x Take me with you

Oh I already did as I recall

host_c · April 2025

@allthemtings said: @host_c about to get 20 pms asking for free upgrades i apologise

I kinda have 80+ unread messages since I was a little away, I ight get them read by the end of this week

Another upgrade will be made with another occasion to another lucky one

default · April 2025

If you wish to crash, simply remove the whole filesystem. Or use a fork bomb (but this could...)

@lukast__ said:
Just counted all my servers (cost + resources) and am a bit surprised, thought it would be higher:

24.09€/mo
19 servers (all with IPv4, 1 dedi, 18 VPSes, 14 locations)
75 GB RAM
1302 GB (SATA/NVMe) SSD
9.5 TB HDD

(This does not include servers I already have cancelled or will definitely cancel (or transfer if allowed by the providers).)

Congratulations. That is low-end living right there.

FAT32 · April 2025

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

beanman109 · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

i've only got 4TB
can i get 7TB

host_c · April 2025

@beanman109 said:
yeah i have a crazy @host_c deal
but i wont say what it is

Fur the help you did ( an hope will do on another occasion ) I will write you a blind check next time.

allthemtings · April 2025

@host_c said:

@allthemtings said: @host_c about to get 20 pms asking for free upgrades i apologise

I kinda have 80+ unread messages since I was a little away, I ight get them read by the end of this week

Another upgrade will be made with another occasion to another lucky one

lowendtalk celebrity like @FAT32

sh97 · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

sir I have the 5TB pioneer, cam I also? plz plz plz
cant SIT in front of @allthemtings

nghialele · April 2025

@allthemtings said:

@host_c said:

@gsea4 said: Ugh, I need mine to crash and reboot by you as well

well, 1 lucky fella here got an upgrade ( I will let him say to what if he wishes ) as a late Easter Present.

bik mek n fris big upgrade

OH god I missed this meal.

beanman109 · April 2025

@sh97 said:

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

sir I have the 5TB pioneer, cam I also? plz plz plz
cant SIT in front of @allthemtings

admax · April 2025

@allthemtings said:

@host_c said:

@FAT32 said: How do I crash my server?

I will let @allthemtings detail it

@Penguin

Nop, but that is a nice one, let me check, do we still have a Xeon LGA771 somewhere......

gsea4 · April 2025

@host_c said:

@gsea4 said: Ugh, I need mine to crash and reboot by you as well

well, 1 lucky fella here got an upgrade ( I will let him say to what if he wishes ) as a late Easter Present.

>

I wish to have one extra TB storage on my $7/year

Jk it’s all good

allthemtings · April 2025

@sh97 said:

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

sir I have the 5TB pioneer, cam I also? plz plz plz
cant SIT in front of @allthemtings

sit on it then

caracal · April 2025

@allthemtings said:
@host_c about to get 20 pms asking for free upgrades i apologise

I will not PM @host_c and tell him my first invoice with hostC ends with 659 and beg for a 25c deal.

default · April 2025

@host_c said:
Another upgrade will be made with another occasion to another lucky one

How? You just pick a LET member randomly? You just pick a customer randomly? Do you look at profile pictures and decide who's nicer? We need more info.

plumberg · April 2025

@allthemtings said:

@sh97 said:

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

sir I have the 5TB pioneer, cam I also? plz plz plz
cant SIT in front of @allthemtings

sit on it then

FtFY

sit shit on it then

allthemtings · April 2025

@plumberg said:

@allthemtings said:

@sh97 said:

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

sir I have the 5TB pioneer, cam I also? plz plz plz
cant SIT in front of @allthemtings

sit on it then

FtFY

sit shit on it then

pause

barbaros · April 2025

@default said:

@host_c said:
Another upgrade will be made with another occasion to another lucky one

How? You just pick a LET member randomly? You just pick a customer randomly? Do you look at profile pictures and decide who's nicer? We need more info.

Whoever gives him the best foot massage gets the free upgrade.

sh97 · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@sh97 said:

@FAT32 said:

@host_c said:

@lukast__ said: 7 TB of them are from you, great performance,

Now I can sleep well at night, thank you

Sir I also have 7TB (or more, maybe, I forgot) from you can I get 5900X

sir I have the 5TB pioneer, cam I also? plz plz plz
cant SIT in front of @allthemtings

毛·维斯塔潘

brauni · April 2025

@default said:

@host_c said:
Another upgrade will be made with another occasion to another lucky one

How? You just pick a LET member randomly? You just pick a customer randomly? Do you look at profile pictures and decide who's nicer? We need more info.

he picks by number of ipv6 servers / tickets
(the one metric i might be winning)

Blembim · April 2025

why yall seem to be on a performance node

my im still on Intel E5-2xxx

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