Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

lukast__ · April 2025

@sh97 said:
Guys, who sniped crankbis.com ?!?!

crankb.is still available... seems to be expensive though

allthemtings · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@allthemtings said:
Who got the 0.23 deals then confess (we know its you @FAT32 )

It is literally in the comment, basically @lala_th @Decicus and me

JabJab · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

DP · April 2025

@sh97 said:
Guys, who sniped crankbis.com ?!?!

Give me your Dynadot account details and I'll push the name over 👌

Blembim · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@nghialele said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

Renewal pricing, perf, location, ..

Ya I mean when you are comparing $7/yr with $7/yr what do you do

I have policy of not renewing server with lower than 1TB bw

Starting 2026

nullnothere · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@nullnothere said:

@nghialele said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

Renewal pricing, perf, location, ..

You know that he's joking right?

It's just not worth letting go of his VMs - it's costs more in effort to NOT renew.

I mean $0.23 - that's a breath right there... not worth even the thought of closure.

What he means is how to the OTHERS (i.e. like us) decide what to cancel? That's easy, you sort by price and generally kick the highest one out... (mostly).

I dont have infinite money to begin with...

Yes but the infinitesimal amazing-deal VMs are well... treasures to be pried out of ones cold dead hands only.

admax · April 2025

@brauni said:

@Blembim said:

@admax said:

@Blembim said:

@beanman109 said:

@FAT32 said:

@beanman109 said:

@FAT32 said:

@Smigit said:

@admax said:

@FAT32 said:

@Decicus said:
You know we're lacking deals when we're making up auctions out of thin air.

Time to close?

In a few days, should we start a Megathread for International Workers' Day?

Reckon providers would get into Christmas in July?

Until then we need someone to do a month long crazy thread like we saw with GreenCloud into Nuyek into Kuroit

I think we need to start slowing down... it is actually also kinda bad for the market because people even trade/sell $7/yr nowadays

i'll trade you one of my $7 vps to make these thoughts go away

Which one?

PICK A CARD ANY CARD

Open for transfer with myvpsnetwork

Completely Deadpooled.

Not minecraft pfp anymore btw

fake news! server is not working, as usual, but site is up

Someone has reacted, but there has been no response.
I've given up on it.

nghialele · April 2025

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

Noted.

FAT32 · April 2025

Question - for example is a Online.net Start-2-S-SATA dedicated server a good keep?

Atom C2350
4GB RAM
1TB HDD
Unmetered @ 1Gbps
€3.4/m

It is decently sized provider and all but the performance is pretty poor...

brauni · April 2025

i need a trigger warning every time this 0.23 deal is mentioned

nghialele · April 2025

@nullnothere said:

@FAT32 said:

@nullnothere said:

@nghialele said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

Renewal pricing, perf, location, ..

You know that he's joking right?

It's just not worth letting go of his VMs - it's costs more in effort to NOT renew.

I mean $0.23 - that's a breath right there... not worth even the thought of closure.

What he means is how to the OTHERS (i.e. like us) decide what to cancel? That's easy, you sort by price and generally kick the highest one out... (mostly).

I dont have infinite money to begin with...

Yes but the infinitesimal amazing-deal VMs are well... treasures to be pried out of ones cold dead hands only.

Yes they are .... attractive more than a woman to me but I gotta be Elon Musk to keep everyting for 5+ years or more.

allthemtings · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
Question - for example is a Online.net Start-2-S-SATA dedicated server a good keep?

Atom C2350

4GB RAM

1TB HDD

Unmetered @ 1Gbps

€3.4/m

It is decently sized provider and all but the performance is pretty poor...

@FAT32 considering dropping idlers????

AlexBarakov · April 2025

@Smigit said:

@FAT32 said:

@Smigit said:

@allthemtings said:

@beanman109 said:

@allthemtings said:

@Decicus said:
@ gigahost while you're at it can you match my €0.23/yr deal in one of your locations?

wait what? 0.23 deal? what lunatic did this?

@AlexBarakov flaunted his Bulgarian sisters

plz @AlexBarakov

I’m not sure Alex is coming back to this thread after he picked a $0.23 offer from a list of hashed strings

I still feel bad for him ngl, the other options would have much better outcome. But hey at least 3 people are happy

He’s a good sport for going through with it. Can picture the poor man at an airport after a train commute setting that up.

I always go through with my promises. That's how we roll.

TBQH, it could have been worse and look it from the bright side - I chose the best deal out of 4, for 3 users from here

FAT32 · April 2025

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM
32GB NVMe
3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps
IPv6 only
$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

NHNHNH000 · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
Question - for example is a Online.net Start-2-S-SATA dedicated server a good keep?

Atom C2350

4GB RAM

1TB HDD

Unmetered @ 1Gbps

€3.4/m

It is decently sized provider and all but the performance is pretty poor...

thanks I'll take it

nghialele · April 2025

@Blembim said:

@FAT32 said:

@nghialele said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

Renewal pricing, perf, location, ..

Ya I mean when you are comparing $7/yr with $7/yr what do you do

I have policy of not renewing server with lower than 1TB bw

Starting 2026

I think, people somehow have standards for their idlers. Like @beanman109 with $6.9/yr max am I rite?

admax · April 2025

@AlexBarakov said:

@Smigit said:

@FAT32 said:

@Smigit said:

@allthemtings said:

@beanman109 said:

@allthemtings said:

@Decicus said:
@ gigahost while you're at it can you match my €0.23/yr deal in one of your locations?

wait what? 0.23 deal? what lunatic did this?

@AlexBarakov flaunted his Bulgarian sisters

plz @AlexBarakov

I’m not sure Alex is coming back to this thread after he picked a $0.23 offer from a list of hashed strings

I still feel bad for him ngl, the other options would have much better outcome. But hey at least 3 people are happy

He’s a good sport for going through with it. Can picture the poor man at an airport after a train commute setting that up.

I always go through with my promises. That's how we roll.

TBQH, it could have been worse and look it from the bright side - I chose the best deal out of 4, for 3 users from here

Oh, my god!

anakara · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

omg, come on

allthemtings · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

spectacular gimme 14 of them right now

JabJab · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

SELL. That is the rule.

I totally did not created that rule knowing where you are based, where I am based, and I totally did not wanted to snipe those EU deals.

sh97 · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

@host_c has promised some Asia optimization in the works, should be better after that is done.

nghialele · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

When I can low my lowest pricing to this range .. I can be more of a keeper.

allthemtings · April 2025

@allthemtings said:

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

spectacular gimme 14 of them right now

IPv6 only

nvm

nullnothere · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
Question - for example is a Online.net Start-2-S-SATA dedicated server a good keep?

Atom C2350

4GB RAM

1TB HDD

Unmetered @ 1Gbps

€3.4/m

It is decently sized provider and all but the performance is pretty poor...

Network is good isn't it? Still (much) better than some KS.

admax · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

Free transfers are allowed.

FAT32 · April 2025

@sh97 said:

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

@host_c has promised some Asia optimization in the works, should be better after that is done.

NAICE ya then I will keep it, sorry @JabJab

FAT32 · April 2025

@nghialele said:

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

When I can low my lowest pricing to this range .. I can be more of a keeper.

Sir that's my worst ping, not my worst deal

Blembim · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

Sometimes i regert giving away stuff but....

Well it is what it is

admax · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
Question - for example is a Online.net Start-2-S-SATA dedicated server a good keep?

Atom
It is decently sized provider and all but the performance is pretty poor...

Atom has already decided its fate

nghialele · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@nghialele said:

@FAT32 said:

@JabJab said:

@FAT32 said:
Ok serious question how do you decide which VPS to keep

ping them all.
The X% of worst ping goes for sell.

Easy.

My worst is now Host-C

3.2GB RAM

32GB NVMe

3.2TB Bandwidth @ 500Mbps

IPv6 only

$3.2/yr

But will I sell? Probably no

When I can low my lowest pricing to this range .. I can be more of a keeper.

Sir that's my worst ping, not my worst deal

But a deal is a deal tho.....

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