Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

allthemtings · April 2025

@Decicus said:

@FAT32 said:
I got a feeling 8/10 LET members are weeb

especially @allthemtings, have you seen his website?

2 week ban

allthemtings · April 2025

missed everything cheers @sh97 @crunchbits

plumberg · April 2025

@allthemtings said:

@Decicus said:

@FAT32 said:
I got a feeling 8/10 LET members are weeb

especially @allthemtings, have you seen his website?

2 week ban

This is sexxy site

aas86134000 · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

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sh97 · April 2025

@allthemtings said:
missed everything cheers @sh97 @crunchbits

Skill issue, sorry

crunchbits · April 2025

@allthemtings said:
missed everything cheers @sh97 @crunchbits

We can find something for you now that the week started

Astro · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
missed everything cheers @sh97 @crunchbits

We can find something for you now that the week started

The 20%er rises. Love it

wadhah · April 2025

@Astro said:

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
missed everything cheers @sh97 @crunchbits

We can find something for you now that the week started

The 20%er rises. Love it

us vs them

accurate representation

NHNHNH000 · April 2025

seems like the party is over

Saragoldfarb · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
missed everything cheers @sh97 @crunchbits

We can find something for you now that the week started

Weekstart MegaThread. Sound concept.

Saragoldfarb · April 2025

@NHNHNH000 said:
seems like the party is over

That's usually when some provider drops a Deadpool offer

Astro · April 2025

@Saragoldfarb said: That's usually when some provider drops a Deadpool offer

its exhausting tryina keep up

Smigit · April 2025

@NHNHNH000 said:
seems like the party is over

@crunchbits had some more coming.

Maybe @SilverCreek can bring that $19 6/6/66 mentioned way back on page 1

komdragon · April 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@NHNHNH000 said:
seems like the party is over

That's usually when some provider drops a Deadpool offer

Exciting (and risky) times?

Astro · April 2025

Just give @allthemtings and @beanman109 a dedi and lets call it a day

NHNHNH000 · April 2025

@Smigit said: that $19 6/6/66

sadly I don't think I can solve the .split().reverse().join()... stuff

imok · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

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💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

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Wow

wadhah · April 2025

@Astro said:
Just give @allthemtings and @beanman109 a dedi and lets call it a day

or give me both and we'll save them the trouble of opening multiple accounts

ralf · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
What happens if I all in 0DTE

@FAT32 said:
Thank you, I am thinking either go big or go reset

I don't know if this is serious, but don't.

It doesn't matter what the situation, a little bit of something is better than nothing of everything.

However bad your current situation is (and I've missed the last 40+ pages of the Easter thread), ending up with no money at all will make it worse. And in most situations, more money doesn't really make it better.

_MS_ · April 2025

suut · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

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💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

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Helios · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

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💅 Specs:

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💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

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✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

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As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

ihostART

crunchbits · April 2025

@ralf said:

@FAT32 said:
What happens if I all in 0DTE

@FAT32 said:
Thank you, I am thinking either go big or go reset

I don't know if this is serious, but don't.

It doesn't matter what the situation, a little bit of something is better than nothing of everything.

However bad your current situation is (and I've missed the last 40+ pages of the Easter thread), ending up with no money at all will make it worse. And in most situations, more money doesn't really make it better.

Yeah definitely don't. Surprised to see 0DTE mentioned here. Become a writer/seller not a buyer. Unless its some fun, tiny yolo's or hedging commons.

AlexanderM · April 2025

@FAT32 said:
@AlexanderM What does it takes to get 69% additional discount for your latest sales

Not quite 69% but 62% off the annual 1TB storage plan listed on here: https://hostus.us/special-offers.php

FAT32 · April 2025

@AlexanderM said:

@FAT32 said:
@AlexanderM What does it takes to get 69% additional discount for your latest sales

Not quite 69% but 62% off the annual 1TB storage plan listed on here: https://hostus.us/special-offers.php

Sadly that's a little bit over my budget and is in UK but all the best on the sale

AlexanderM · April 2025

@FAT32 said:

@AlexanderM said:

@FAT32 said:
@AlexanderM What does it takes to get 69% additional discount for your latest sales

Not quite 69% but 62% off the annual 1TB storage plan listed on here: https://hostus.us/special-offers.php

Sadly that's a little bit over my budget and is in UK but all the best on the sale

Make sure you scroll to the bottom for the new easter eggs also (APAC KVM bundle)

Astro · April 2025

@wadhah said:

@Astro said:
Just give @allthemtings and @beanman109 a dedi and lets call it a day

or give me both and we'll save them the trouble of opening multiple accounts

Give my boys @wadhah @beanman109 and @allthemtings a server @crunchbits. Let’s weeb together.

Smigit · April 2025

have a good night all. Just wrapped up the F1 replay, time to hit the sack. Things will start dropping now. lol

wadhah · April 2025

@AlexanderM said:

@FAT32 said:

@AlexanderM said:

@FAT32 said:
@AlexanderM What does it takes to get 69% additional discount for your latest sales

Not quite 69% but 62% off the annual 1TB storage plan listed on here: https://hostus.us/special-offers.php

Sadly that's a little bit over my budget and is in UK but all the best on the sale

Make sure you scroll to the bottom for the new easter eggs also (APAC KVM bundle)

now this is what I like

Saragoldfarb · April 2025

@Smigit said:
have a good night all. Just wrapped up the F1 replay, time to hit the sack. Things will start dropping now. lol

Sweet dreams 💕

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