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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • @satorik said:

    @Blembim said:
    I have no words

    ART

    My ART is being HOST by IHOSTART

    This is new level of ART HOSTing

  • @Blembim said:
    I have no words

    My arts there too. But no https.

    Thanked by 2Blembim Decicus
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Blembim said:
    I have no words

    would you like to lawyer up with warnerbro.st ?

    Thanked by 2Blembim Decicus
  • muffinmuffin Member
    edited April 2025

    @beanman109 said:

    @Blembim said:
    I have no words

    would you like to lawyer up with warnerbro.st ?

  • @Smigit said:

    @Blembim said:
    I have no words

    My arts there too. But no https.

    Neighboring art hoster <3

    SSL is for the weak

  • @beanman109 said:

    @Blembim said:
    I have no words

    would you like to lawyer up with warnerbro.st ?

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  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw


    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    Thank you, crankbis <3

    Sorry for the silence - haven’t been too active lately.

    I’ve been a bit under the weather and resting most of the time.

    Will reach out to @sh97 soon.

  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    @FAT32 said:
    To me my main motivation of earning more money is to allow it to be spend by the people I care a lot, either by my family or friends, assuming they reached out.

    While I am not expecting completely nothing from them, but the least I am expecting is being remembered. And that, is my source of happiness.

    I have no budget set when it comes to family and friends, albeit I do budget for my own spending.

    image

    No Calin edit for now. What are you expecting?

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @mandala said:

    @FAT32 said:
    To me my main motivation of earning more money is to allow it to be spend by the people I care a lot, either by my family or friends, assuming they reached out.

    While I am not expecting completely nothing from them, but the least I am expecting is being remembered. And that, is my source of happiness.

    I have no budget set when it comes to family and friends, albeit I do budget for my own spending.

    image

    No Calin edit for now. What are you expecting?

    Your image is always 💯, can you share your secret

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    Btw I dont know why I am seriously fcked, how the heck do I eat so little this few days :(

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    Just finished watching the Saudi Arabia grand prix,

    watching hamilton toy with lando was great though <3

    Thanked by 1Decicus
  • @FAT32 said:
    Btw I dont know why I am seriously fcked, how the heck do I eat so little this few days :(

    When mental health is broken, it may go either way. I tend to eat a lot during those periods but not always. Please seek professional help, if you feel you are struggling, this is not a joke. I know jokes about LowEndTherapy shit but this is not funny.

  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    @FAT32 said:

    @mandala said:

    @FAT32 said:
    To me my main motivation of earning more money is to allow it to be spend by the people I care a lot, either by my family or friends, assuming they reached out.

    While I am not expecting completely nothing from them, but the least I am expecting is being remembered. And that, is my source of happiness.

    I have no budget set when it comes to family and friends, albeit I do budget for my own spending.

    image

    No Calin edit for now. What are you expecting?

    Your image is always 💯, can you share your secret

    No, they're not. You're just happy to see me.

  • @mandala said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @mandala said:

    @FAT32 said:
    To me my main motivation of earning more money is to allow it to be spend by the people I care a lot, either by my family or friends, assuming they reached out.

    While I am not expecting completely nothing from them, but the least I am expecting is being remembered. And that, is my source of happiness.

    I have no budget set when it comes to family and friends, albeit I do budget for my own spending.

    image

    No Calin edit for now. What are you expecting?

    Your image is always 💯, can you share your secret

    No, they're not. You're just happy to see me.

    stolen frum : https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106244473

  • @FAT32 said:
    Btw I dont know why I am seriously fcked, how the heck do I eat so little this few days :(

    There have been days where I was so downbeat that I went from morning to night without eating anything nor feeling hungry either. I'd look at the clock and go "wow it's 8 PM... wait did I even eat anything today?" and still not be hungry.

  • HostBilbyHostBilby Member, Patron Provider

    Good morning sleepy pies! Missed lots of the crunchy fun last night, I can’t believe no one unzipped?!? In honour, you may unzip69 for p in your vs 🫶

    Btw the baby sheep’s tasted v nice, food coma today

  • @bingobangobongo said:
    Good morning sleepy pies! Missed lots of the crunchy fun last night, I can’t believe no one unzipped?!? In honour, you may unzip69 for p in your vs 🫶

    Btw the baby sheep’s tasted v nice, food coma today

    now we are getting somewhere, just need some EU hosts to match :wink:

  • @bingobangobongo said:
    Good morning sleepy pies! Missed lots of the crunchy fun last night, I can’t believe no one unzipped?!? In honour, you may unzip69 for p in your vs 🫶

    Btw the baby sheep’s tasted v nice, food coma today

    Thanks

    (Monthly billing term for anyone that tries it on a VPS)

  • HostBilbyHostBilby Member, Patron Provider
    edited April 2025

    @Smigit said:

    @bingobangobongo said:
    Good morning sleepy pies! Missed lots of the crunchy fun last night, I can’t believe no one unzipped?!? In honour, you may unzip69 for p in your vs 🫶

    Btw the baby sheep’s tasted v nice, food coma today

    Thanks

    (Monthly billing term for anyone that tries it on a VPS)

    One day I’ll grow up and be allowed to to post yearlies 🤷‍♂️

  • _MS__MS_ Member

    Welcome to the Cultural Cult Club.

  • SmigitSmigit Member
    edited April 2025

    @bingobangobongo said:

    @Smigit said:

    @bingobangobongo said:
    Good morning sleepy pies! Missed lots of the crunchy fun last night, I can’t believe no one unzipped?!? In honour, you may unzip69 for p in your vs 🫶

    Btw the baby sheep’s tasted v nice, food coma today

    Thanks

    (Monthly billing term for anyone that tries it on a VPS)

    One day I’ll grow up and be allowed to to post yearlies 🤷‍♂️

    Not against monthly billing anyway as an end user anyhow. More flexibility and probably not a bad way to encourage people to make a jump as a new provider here.

    Got the VDS yesterday so I’ll sit the VPS out, but hopefully a few take it up :)

  • @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”


    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.


    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

    Thanked by 2Zyra beanman109
  • @zGato said:
    today is the day :disappointed:

    any refugee deals o:)

    It was gud while it last

    My its unmetered central asia cheap vps nor more now

  • zGatozGato Member
    edited April 2025

    @Blembim said:

    @zGato said:
    today is the day :disappointed:

    any refugee deals o:)

    It was gud while it last

    My its unmetered central asia cheap vps nor more now

    gg -8TB

    plus now i have to find a replacement in Brazil :(

  • 51 pages of bullshit and not one good deal in sight.

    Thanked by 1PineappleM
  • lukast__lukast__ Member, Megathread Squad

    HostBilby VPS YABS, very nice so far (I've had it for about 2 weeks):

    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
    #                     v2025-04-20                    #
    # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    
    Mon Apr 21 13:14:06 CEST 2025
    
    Basic System Information:
    ---------------------------------
    Uptime     : 8 days, 13 hours, 59 minutes
    Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) Gold 6130 CPU @ 2.10GHz
    CPU cores  : 2 @ 2095.078 MHz
    AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
    VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    RAM        : 3.8 GiB
    Swap       : 0.0 KiB
    Disk       : 39.9 GiB
    Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
    Kernel     : 6.1.0-33-cloud-amd64
    VM Type    : KVM
    IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online
    
    IPv6 Network Information:
    ---------------------------------
    ISP        : BilbyCorp
    ASN        : AS401619 BilbyCorp
    Host       : BilbyCorp
    Location   : Liberty Lake, Washington (WA)
    Country    : United States
    
    fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda3):
    ---------------------------------
    Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
    Read       | 141.11 MB/s  (35.2k) | 2.41 GB/s    (37.7k)
    Write      | 141.48 MB/s  (35.3k) | 2.43 GB/s    (37.9k)
    Total      | 282.59 MB/s  (70.6k) | 4.84 GB/s    (75.7k)
               |                      |                     
    Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
    Read       | 3.24 GB/s     (6.3k) | 11.46 GB/s   (11.1k)
    Write      | 3.41 GB/s     (6.6k) | 12.23 GB/s   (11.9k)
    Total      | 6.65 GB/s    (13.0k) | 23.69 GB/s   (23.1k)
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.25 Gbits/sec  | 957 Mbits/sec   | 140 ms         
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.29 Gbits/sec  | 1.19 Gbits/sec  | 142 ms         
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 776 Mbits/sec   | 682 Mbits/sec   | 235 ms         
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.13 Gbits/sec  | 1.03 Gbits/sec  | 184 ms         
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 4.10 Gbits/sec  | 2.52 Gbits/sec  | 34.8 ms        
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 3.17 Gbits/sec  | 2.60 Gbits/sec  | 71.5 ms        
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.05 Gbits/sec  | 667 Mbits/sec   | 191 ms         
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.27 Gbits/sec  | 805 Mbits/sec   | 140 ms         
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.30 Gbits/sec  | 1.22 Gbits/sec  | 142 ms         
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 712 Mbits/sec   | 680 Mbits/sec   | 235 ms         
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 975 Mbits/sec   | 936 Mbits/sec   | 184 ms         
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 3.94 Gbits/sec  | 2.34 Gbits/sec  | 34.8 ms        
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 3.13 Gbits/sec  | 2.34 Gbits/sec  | 71.4 ms        
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.03 Gbits/sec  | 329 Mbits/sec   | 191 ms         
    
    Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
    ---------------------------------
    Test            | Value                         
                    |                               
    Single Core     | 1141                          
    Multi Core      | 2066                          
    Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11619236
    
    YABS completed in 15 min 48 sec
    

    Crankbis VDS YABS:

    root@crankbis:~# curl -sL yabs.sh | bash
    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
    #                     v2025-04-20                    #
    # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    
    Mon Apr 21 13:17:57 CEST 2025
    
    Basic System Information:
    ---------------------------------
    Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes
    Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) Gold 6152 CPU @ 2.10GHz
    CPU cores  : 4 @ 2095.078 MHz
    AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
    VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    RAM        : 7.8 GiB
    Swap       : 0.0 KiB
    Disk       : 119.9 GiB
    Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
    Kernel     : 6.1.0-33-cloud-amd64
    VM Type    : KVM
    IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online
    
    IPv6 Network Information:
    ---------------------------------
    ISP        : Redoubt Networks
    ASN        : AS400304 Redoubt Networks
    Host       : Redoubt Networks
    Location   : Liberty Lake, Washington (WA)
    Country    : United States
    
    fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda3):
    ---------------------------------
    Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
    Read       | 91.47 MB/s   (22.8k) | 250.97 MB/s   (3.9k)
    Write      | 91.71 MB/s   (22.9k) | 252.29 MB/s   (3.9k)
    Total      | 183.19 MB/s  (45.7k) | 503.27 MB/s   (7.8k)
               |                      |                     
    Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
    Read       | 1.48 GB/s     (2.9k) | 1.37 GB/s     (1.3k)
    Write      | 1.56 GB/s     (3.0k) | 1.46 GB/s     (1.4k)
    Total      | 3.05 GB/s     (5.9k) | 2.84 GB/s     (2.7k)
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.26 Gbits/sec  | 803 Mbits/sec   | 137 ms         
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.14 Gbits/sec  | 1.19 Gbits/sec  | 142 ms         
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 721 Mbits/sec   | 707 Mbits/sec   | 232 ms         
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.05 Gbits/sec  | 1.02 Gbits/sec  | 185 ms         
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 2.59 Gbits/sec  | 2.28 Gbits/sec  | 33.2 ms        
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 2.57 Gbits/sec  | 1.91 Gbits/sec  | 71.9 ms        
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 963 Mbits/sec   | 527 Mbits/sec   | 189 ms         
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.26 Gbits/sec  | 770 Mbits/sec   | 137 ms         
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.16 Gbits/sec  | 1.23 Gbits/sec  | 142 ms         
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 687 Mbits/sec   | 667 Mbits/sec   | 232 ms         
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 945 Mbits/sec   | 907 Mbits/sec   | 185 ms         
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 2.65 Gbits/sec  | 2.17 Gbits/sec  | 33.3 ms        
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 2.57 Gbits/sec  | 2.15 Gbits/sec  | 71.3 ms        
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 986 Mbits/sec   | 587 Mbits/sec   | 189 ms         
    
    Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
    ---------------------------------
    Test            | Value                         
                    |                               
    Single Core     | 771                           
    Multi Core      | 2447                          
    Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11619277
    
    YABS completed in 16 min 21 sec
    
  • HostBilbyHostBilby Member, Patron Provider

    @SirFoxy said:
    51 pages of bullshit and not one good deal in sight.

    😲 c’mon man, you want deaddealz or sustainable ones… some os us wanna be here in a year!

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @SirFoxy said:
    51 pages of bullshit and not one good deal in sight.

    I am sorry for my bs

  • admaxadmax Member, Megathread Squad

    Who am I? Where do I come from? Where am I going?

This discussion has been closed.