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  • PineappleMPineappleM Member

    $25

    Thanked by 4mandala Saragoldfarb crunchbits Decicus
  • muffinmuffin Member

    awake

    Thanked by 3mandala Saragoldfarb Decicus
  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    $9

    Thanked by 4muffin Saragoldfarb Decicus Blembim
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    $7.69

  • ServerBachelorServerBachelor Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    I forgot to ask: what’s the traffic limit per month? And what happens if I exceed the limit?

    Gotta know before I put the $ down…

    Thanked by 1bustersg
  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Smigit said:
    Morning all.

    Woke up and saw the picture and dedi results, thanks so much @crunchbits and @sh97

    How? I mean... It's been like, less than a couple of hours?

    I think I’ll regret it tomorrow for sure. Popped to bed after submitting the picture entry and got about 45mins. Woke up briefly to nab a VDS and then back to bed. I’m fairly ok at turning sleep mode back on if I get disrupted.

    Still, probably was only about 4 hours last night, so I’ll see how i fare this evening. Off work this week as we have three public holidays in the span of 8 days, so taking three days of leave left me a 10 day break from work once weekends are accounted for.

    Thanked by 1PineappleM
  • gigahostgigahost Member, Patron Provider, Megathread Squad

    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    Thanked by 17crunchbits Zyra PineappleM mandala muffin gsea4 Decicus lukast__ dsbnoob ServerBachelor ebietsy jolo22 admax ariq01 FAT32 nullnothere Blembim
  • gsea4gsea4 Member

    @ServerBachelor said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    I forgot to ask: what’s the traffic limit per month? And what happens if I exceed the limit?

    Gotta know before I put the $ down…

    It's 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • muffinmuffin Member

    @ServerBachelor said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    I forgot to ask: what’s the traffic limit per month? And what happens if I exceed the limit?

    Gotta know before I put the $ down…

    Look for the 🌐 under 💅 below 🍑

    Thanked by 3crunchbits ServerBachelor maverick
  • ZyraZyra Member

    30$

    Thanked by 2crunchbits PineappleM
  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @gigahost said:

    Morning!

    Thanked by 1lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @PineappleM said:
    $25

    Current highest on Auction 2

    @ServerBachelor said:

    Gotta know before I put the $ down…

    unmetered

    @Smigit said:

    I think I’ll regret it tomorrow for sure. Popped to bed after submitting the picture entry and got about 45mins. Woke up briefly to nab a VDS and then back to bed. I’m fairly ok at turning sleep mode back on if I get disrupted.

    Still, probably was only about 4 hours last night, so I’ll see how i fare this evening. Off work this week as we have three public holidays in the span of 8 days, so taking three days of leave left me a 10 day break from work once weekends are accounted for.

    I can go on lower amounts of sleep, but turning it on and off? Absolute madness.

    Thanked by 1ServerBachelor
  • ServerBachelorServerBachelor Member

    @gsea4 said:

    @ServerBachelor said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    I forgot to ask: what’s the traffic limit per month? And what happens if I exceed the limit?

    Gotta know before I put the $ down…

    It's 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    Ah lol, I confuse traffic and bandwidth sometimes

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Zyra said:
    30$

    ^ Noticed

    Thanked by 3Zyra Decicus FAT32
  • ZyraZyra Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @Zyra said:
    30$

    ^ Noticed

    thx dad

    Thanked by 3crunchbits Decicus FAT32
  • SmigitSmigit Member
    edited April 2025

    @gigahost said:
    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    ohh bummer, have one.

    Thanks for offering the killer deal but, and it’s not bad to see some new peeps get a chance.

    Thanked by 2Decicus lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host
    edited April 2025

    @crunchbits said:

    AUCTION 2: E5-2680 v4 Dedicated Storage Server in Liberty Lake, WA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2680 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 128 GB
    Storage (2) 480GB SSDs + (12) 14TB HDDs
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 300TB

    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:30PM PDT

    Rules:
    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in WA before end of May. We also are pushing an application to become an extension operator for a very popular regional IX after initial reception was positive and requirements are now met. This would allow dedicated servers in our WA location to get their own direct private port at a date TBD if final approval reached.

    15 minute warning
    Current highest: @Zyra with $30/month

    Thanked by 2Zyra FAT32
  • toumi111toumi111 Member

    31

    Thanked by 3PineappleM crunchbits Decicus
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @gigahost said:
    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    In manual review... Fuck!

    Thanked by 1Zyra
  • gsea4gsea4 Member

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    Was so excited, forgot to say. Thank you @crunchbits and @sh97 !!!! Gotta cancel the VDS I just got now :sweat_smile:

    Thanked by 2crunchbits PineappleM
  • ZyraZyra Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @gigahost said:
    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    In manual review... Fuck!

    i know exactly what u mean with that.

  • skorupionskorupion Member, Host Rep

    What did I miss?

    Thanked by 2Decicus Zyra
  • ZyraZyra Member

    @skorupion said:
    What did I miss?

    deals

  • ZyraZyra Member

    35$

    Thanked by 2crunchbits Decicus
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @Zyra said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @gigahost said:
    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    In manual review... Fuck!

    i know exactly what u mean with that.

    I mean, wanted a VM with them for sooooo long. No VPN, all valid data. C'mon!

    Thanked by 2Zyra Decicus
  • SamuraiSamurai Member

    Thank you @gigahost <3

  • VinegarVinegar Member

    @gigahost said:
    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    please！order #5745

  • skorupionskorupion Member, Host Rep

    @Zyra said:

    @skorupion said:
    What did I miss?

    deals

    Meh, I just quietly steal servers from @crunchbits I don't need deals that require money

    Thanked by 4Decicus lukast__ muffin Zyra
  • ZyraZyra Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Zyra said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @gigahost said:
    The $7/YR VPS is back for new clients only! Very limited amount.
    https://gigahost.no/bestilling?pid=4907

    I repeat, only new clients! Do not create duplicate accounts etc.

    In manual review... Fuck!

    i know exactly what u mean with that.

    I mean, wanted a VM with them for sooooo long. No VPN, all valid data. C'mon!

    You dont have a VM with giga yet?

  • toumi111toumi111 Member

    36

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
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