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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • kvz12kvz12 Member

    $5

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    $5

  • 3$/y :)

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    $6 den fuck off stop trying to outbid me

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • kvz12kvz12 Member

    $7

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    $8:/

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • kvz12kvz12 Member

    $9

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    $10

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    $9

  • $12

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • kvz12kvz12 Member

    $11

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    $13

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • 13

  • @crunchbits said:

    AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA


    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB

    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT


    Rules:
    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment


    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    $69.420

  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    $20

  • $21

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    Brudda

  • @crunchbits said:

    AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA


    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB

    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT


    Rules:
    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment


    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    $30

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep
    edited April 2025

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    Thanked by 2Decicus emgh
  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    @emgh said:

    Brudda

    Even with that jump I still managed to get outbidded. Latency is high my man.

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @khajiit said:

    @crunchbits said:

    AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA


    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB

    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT


    Rules:
    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment


    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    $69.420

    Current high.

  • Damnn 751 unread messages 🤣

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    Followed. Free storage if you figure out my username.

  • @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    alright which one of you fuckers is this

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @Decicus said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    alright which one of you fuckers is this

    @emgh

    Thanked by 2NS32 Blembim
  • @Decicus said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    alright which one of you fuckers is this

    well nevermind:

    @crunchbits said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    Followed. Free storage if you figure out my username.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @Decicus said:

    @Decicus said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    alright which one of you fuckers is this

    well nevermind:

    @crunchbits said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    Followed. Free storage if you figure out my username.

    Gotta hand it to him....

    Thanked by 2Decicus PineappleM
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @crunchbits said:

    AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA


    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB

    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT


    Rules:
    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment


    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    5 Minute Warning
    $69.420 current bid

    Thanked by 1Decicus
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Decicus said:

    @Decicus said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    alright which one of you fuckers is this

    well nevermind:

    @crunchbits said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    Followed. Free storage if you figure out my username.

    Gotta hand it to him....

    T-that's not me

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Decicus said:

    @Decicus said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    alright which one of you fuckers is this

    well nevermind:

    @crunchbits said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:
    Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

    Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

    :D

    AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

    Did you guys know if you have a prime membership you can use it FOR FREE here

    https://www.twitch.tv/decicus

    AND COST AMAZON A BIT OF PROFITS

    Followed. Free storage if you figure out my username.

    Gotta hand it to him....

    T-that's not me

    Pinky swear?

    Thanked by 2Decicus Blembim
This discussion has been closed.