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• ServerBachelor Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:
  $99/yr Dedi Winners:

  Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

  You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
  @Smigit ✅
  @ServerBachelor
  @plumberg
  @DP
  @JohnFlich123

  DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

  Absolutely.
  @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

  ---

  DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

  Thanks for the rig! DM sent
• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @jsg said:
  @emgh

  Reguards

  Reeeeeeegards

  where you been you fucker? i miss you

  Playing gta

  you would do well in GTA RP

  Shut up

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• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @jsg said:
  @emgh

  Reguards

  Reeeeeeegards

  where you been you fucker? i miss you

  Playing gta

  you would do well in GTA RP

  Shut up

  No

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• wadhah Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @plumberg said:

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @jsg said:
  @emgh

  Reguards

  Reeeeeeegards

  where you been you fucker? i miss you

  Playing gta

  you would do well in GTA RP

  Shut up

  No

  i like this new confidence mr. 99/y dedi

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• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @wadhah said:

  @plumberg said:

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:

  @emgh said:

  @jsg said:
  @emgh

  Reguards

  Reeeeeeegards

  where you been you fucker? i miss you

  Playing gta

  you would do well in GTA RP

  Shut up

  No

  i like this new confidence mr. 99/y dedi

  Yes

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @crunchbits play gta with me

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• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  @emgh said:
  @crunchbits play gta with me

  ok

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• wadhah Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  cute

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @wadhah said:
  cute

  emgh or yerect

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• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

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• wadhah Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @emgh said:

  @wadhah said:
  cute

  emgh or yerect

  yes

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• Decicus Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:
  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

  $7/yr is my final offer, take it or leave it

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• DrNutella Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:

  @Decicus said:
  actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

  Thought about rigging it for you, but we already owe a move of your 69TB and you hate west coast.

  I don’t hate. Me has pls

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• DrNutella Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:
  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

  Bidding begins $0.07 and increase in $0.07 increments?

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• Decicus Member

  April 2025

  @DrNutella said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Decicus said:
  actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

  Thought about rigging it for you, but we already owe a move of your 69TB and you hate west coast.

  I don’t hate. Me has pls

  sure, I can assign some of my storage to you

  Because I'm such a charitable person I will snoop on your data

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• Saragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:
  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

  I'm game. Somehow fuckin Google won't let me connect my phone to my TV... No netflix tonight I guess. Damnit... Buying a remote asap.
• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025 edited April 2025

  Did you guys know that for every location on AWS that you have any dedicated CPU instance running in they charge an extra flat $2 per hour?

  Even if it’s like 10x the instance price

  

  AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I UNDERSTAND IT DONT SUE

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• PineappleM Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:
  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

  I live in Valley Forge PA so if you don’t give me one I will come to your DC and take one myself and leave some cash behind.

  (jk ofc)

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025 edited April 2025

  @PineappleM said:

  @crunchbits said:
  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

  and leave some cash behind.

  (jk ofc)

  These two lines made you instantly not cool btw

  Jk ofc love you
• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  @PineappleM said:

  @crunchbits said:
  Going to start auctioning dedi's that are live right now. No changes to hardware, wysiwyg.

  Let's have the first one drop in approximately 15 minutes. Will be a Valley Forge, PA dedi.

  I live in Valley Forge PA so if you don’t give me one I will come to your DC and take one myself and leave some cash behind.

  (jk ofc)

  The most efficient kind of LTO.

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  I bid $1

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• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  @emgh said:
  I bid $1

  disqualified

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  $2

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• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

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  Component	Details
  CPU	2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
  RAM	256 GB
  Storage	3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
  Network Port	10Gbps
  Traffic Included	100TB

  Auction starting price: $1 per month
  Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

  ---

  Rules:
  1. All bids are PER MONTH
  2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
  3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
  4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

  ---

  Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  $1

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• Zyra Member

  April 2025

  3$

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• gigahost Member, Patron Provider, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  sup

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  $4 den jeez

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @gigahost said:
  sup

  soup

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• Samurai Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits Excited for the network related upgrades!