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  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    if you want a free 99/y dedi dm @allthemtings with a cute anime girl with big tiddies

    Thanked by 7ehab Saragoldfarb Decicus maverick mandala lukast__ Blembim
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Decicus said:
    actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

    Thought about rigging it for you, but we already owe a move of your 69TB and you hate west coast.

    Thanked by 3Decicus DrNutella lukast__
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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @Decicus said:
    actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

    Forward any DM regarding it to me...

    Thanked by 1Decicus
  • AstroAstro Member

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    Congrats everyone! One of you dont want it, I'll be happy tontake it. ;)

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @jsg said:
    @emgh

    Reguards

    Reeeeeeegards

    Thanked by 4wadhah Saragoldfarb jsg lukast__
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @crunchbits said: but we already owe a move of your 69TB

    excuse me, his what?

    Thanked by 4Saragoldfarb crunchbits Decicus lukast__
  • ehabehab Member

    @crunchbits said:
    One day could be today

    coughing / allergy season / breathing discomforts

    so not in my best

    we will talk again.

    have fun and thanks

    Thanked by 4Saragoldfarb crunchbits Decicus plumberg
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @emgh said:

    @jsg said:
    @emgh

    Reguards

    Reeeeeeegards

    where you been you fucker? i miss you

    Thanked by 4Saragoldfarb emgh Decicus lukast__
  • kuroitkuroit Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    Where my dedi? :disappointed:

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • AstroAstro Member

    Back to sleep i go lol

    Thanked by 2PineappleM Saragoldfarb
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:

    @jsg said:
    @emgh

    Reguards

    Reeeeeeegards

    where you been you fucker? i miss you

    Playing gta

    Thanked by 3wadhah Saragoldfarb lukast__
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:

    @jsg said:
    @emgh

    Reguards

    Reeeeeeegards

    where you been you fucker? i miss you

    ❤️

    Thanked by 2wadhah lukast__
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:
    if you want a free 99/y dedi dm @allthemtings with a cute anime girl with big tiddies

    You say free? Might be able to make that happen.

    Thanked by 1wadhah
  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @wadhah said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @wadhah said:

    @lukast__ said:

    @MS said:
    @beanman109, no school tomorrow (today)?

    "easter monday" is a cursed sentence, it's always easter sunday come on

    It's just labelled that way so we get the public holiday, it is still Easter on Sunday.

    australia never ceases to amaze me with its weirdness :D

    Hey I'm not complaining, day off + full pay or 2.5X pay if you work. Pretty sweet deal to me 😆

    Its a bitch for me tbh, kid is free for more than 2 weeks. I love her to death but...

    School holidays or does she live in Aus? Sorry bit out of the loop and don't know the context.

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • ebietsyebietsy Member

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    rigged

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @Umcookies said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @wadhah said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @wadhah said:

    @lukast__ said:

    @MS said:
    @beanman109, no school tomorrow (today)?

    "easter monday" is a cursed sentence, it's always easter sunday come on

    It's just labelled that way so we get the public holiday, it is still Easter on Sunday.

    australia never ceases to amaze me with its weirdness :D

    Hey I'm not complaining, day off + full pay or 2.5X pay if you work. Pretty sweet deal to me 😆

    Its a bitch for me tbh, kid is free for more than 2 weeks. I love her to death but...

    School holidays or does she live in Aus? Sorry bit out of the loop and don't know the context.

    Yeah, school holidays, NL. They're a bitch. Not so much in summer (6weeks) but it's really inconvenient when you try to work and make some extra cash to be able to afford the summer holidays :)

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:

    @jsg said:
    @emgh

    Reguards

    Reeeeeeegards

    where you been you fucker? i miss you

    Playing gta

    Get that ass?

    Thanked by 2wadhah emgh
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @emgh said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:

    @jsg said:
    @emgh

    Reguards

    Reeeeeeegards

    where you been you fucker? i miss you

    Playing gta

    you would do well in GTA RP

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb emgh
  • DecicusDecicus Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:
    actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

    Thought about rigging it for you, but we already owe a move of your 69TB and you hate west coast.

    true, maybe we'll get to that by 2029

    Latency Norway to west coast is high my man, of course I'm a hater

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Decicus said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:
    actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

    Thought about rigging it for you, but we already owe a move of your 69TB and you hate west coast.

    true, maybe we'll get to that by 2029

    Latency Norway to west coast is high my man, of course I'm a hater

    You have to tell the packets to go west to east not east to west. Every admin knows this.

    Thanked by 6Decicus Saragoldfarb wadhah lukast__ muffin Blembim
  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @wadhah said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @wadhah said:

    @lukast__ said:

    @MS said:
    @beanman109, no school tomorrow (today)?

    "easter monday" is a cursed sentence, it's always easter sunday come on

    It's just labelled that way so we get the public holiday, it is still Easter on Sunday.

    australia never ceases to amaze me with its weirdness :D

    Hey I'm not complaining, day off + full pay or 2.5X pay if you work. Pretty sweet deal to me 😆

    Its a bitch for me tbh, kid is free for more than 2 weeks. I love her to death but...

    School holidays or does she live in Aus? Sorry bit out of the loop and don't know the context.

    Yeah, school holidays, NL. They're a bitch. Not so much in summer (6weeks) but it's really inconvenient when you try to work and make some extra cash to be able to afford the summer holidays :)

    Ahhh yeah, totally get it. Thankfully don't have to deal with that myself. Just little ol'me.
    Have some family friends who are young parents and it's a real struggle for them around the holidays. Early in their career so don't have all that much support when holiday times roll around.

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @ehab said:

    @crunchbits said:
    One day could be today

    coughing / allergy season / breathing discomforts

    so not in my best

    we will talk again.

    have fun and thanks

    sux. m down with the same here

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    OMG - cant believe it!! thaks @crunchbits @sh97 @Saragoldfarb

    Thanked by 2lukast__ PineappleM
  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    @muffin said:
    (fumo + fumo) ² = fumofumo + 2fumofumo + fumofumo

    Thanked by 7ebietsy dsbnoob lukast__ muffin FAT32 Decicus Blembim
  • mandalamandala Member, Megathread Squad

    @admax said:

    Thanked by 13Decicus wadhah ebietsy crunchbits dsbnoob lukast__ muffin admax satorik FAT32 Blembim beanman109 ariq01
  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    Sorry I think there was a mistake, I think you were supposed to rack a couple more so I could get one 😉

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • PineappleMPineappleM Member

    Where is the server located at? Washington?

  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    My god, thanks a lot for organizing this fun event. DM sent.

    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • DecicusDecicus Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:
    actually I just checked my bank account, I retract my previous statement

    Thought about rigging it for you, but we already owe a move of your 69TB and you hate west coast.

    true, maybe we'll get to that by 2029

    Latency Norway to west coast is high my man, of course I'm a hater

    You have to tell the packets to go west to east not east to west. Every admin knows this.

    Thanked by 5crunchbits lukast__ muffin admax Blembim
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