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• Blembim Member

  April 2025

  @barbaros said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  Especially the hairy feet stories -_-

  dont wawry i understand ur trauma

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• bustersg Member

  April 2025

  @sh97 said:

  🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

  All the cores, none of the guilt.

  Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

  ---

  💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
  [VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
  [VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
  [VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
  [VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
  [VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

  These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

  ---

  💸 Pricing?
  1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
  2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
  All prices yearly
  4GB: $19.69
  8GB: $$38.69
  16GB: $72.69
  32GB: $138.69
  64GB: $269.69

  ---

  Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
  A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

  Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
  Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

  

  king of hearts with a 'B'

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• Zyra Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @Zyra said: euw

  

  dont even start

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• sh97 Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @sh97 said:
  Stolen Art.

  

  

  good luck - m y i m usage ddr ignor provider ihos tart @Calin

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• admax Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:
  

  My eyes played tricks on me — I thought it said Athlon X2 265.
  

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• ask_seek_knock Member

  April 2025

  @barbaros said: I like oral exercises also.

  I know what you mean, it is a male's humour and it has at least 2 meanings: oral speaking and oral sex, I guess?

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• muffin Member

  April 2025

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @crunchbits said: Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  No. I've been practicing oral English on Tandem recently, and I welcome every native speaker who wants to talk. Any topic is fine to me, or even dirty words to me.

  

  

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• DrNutella Member

  April 2025

  @SolidSeoVPS said:
  Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

  lol damn. Can you upgrade my current plan to this? I got your $100/yr deal

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• barbaros Member

  April 2025

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @barbaros said: I like oral exercises also.

  I know what you mean, it is a male's humour and it has at least 2 meanings: oral speaking and oral sex, I guess?

  I would never mean such inappropriate things, how dare you.

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• wadhah Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @barbaros said:

  @beanman109 said:
  

  My 9950x3D is still in the box behind me.

  in person CPU idler

  he told me 2 days ago he still hasent chosen a cooler, nor a motherboard.

  actual idler

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• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

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• ask_seek_knock Member

  April 2025

  @barbaros said: I would never mean such inappropriate things, how dare you.

  Yeah, I know there is something can be sensed or felt, but cannot be spoken out directly.

  Thank you, I've review an English word "tacit understanding".

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• barbaros Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Do we get to watch what happens after?

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• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  April 2025

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Do we get to watch what happens after?

  Know anywhere we can host a copy for all to see?

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• admax Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

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• barbaros Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Do we get to watch what happens after?

  Know anywhere we can host a copy for all to see?

  @CharityHost_org of course.

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• cainyxues Member

  April 2025

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Do we get to watch what happens after?

  Know anywhere we can host a copy for all to see?

  lag.st for sure
• Blembim Member

  April 2025

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  i wasnt expect this

  this giv me shock

  regards

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• cainyxues Member

  April 2025

  and lex.st storagebox too

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• DrNutella Member

  April 2025

  Hey @crunchbits is this REGGID?

  

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• Saragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @jsg said:

  @Saragoldfarb said:
  Deals please.

  Reguards

  @emgh @barbaros @beanman109 @allthemtings @plumberg @SilverCreek @kuroit @NDTN @ShockHosting @digirdp @lukast__ @FAT32 @host_c @zGato @ralf @admax @ZachNuyek @Blembim @ehab

  Who did I forget?

  How is anybody to take this seriously without

  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

  ???

  I am surprised to see our beloved RatNerd queen bitch make such a noob mistake.

  Otherwise I approve

  providers,here is your work order: do the needful!

  Reguards

  Missed opportunity indeed. I'll cope.

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @Blembim said:

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  i wasnt expect this

  this giv me shock

  regards

  i will be back in a minute...

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• wadhah Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  your lucky @allthemtings dosent open LET on the weekends

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• Blembim Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @Blembim said:

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  i wasnt expect this

  this giv me shock

  regards

  i will be back in a minute...

  hope this isn;t beanman's version of teto car accident

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• admax Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @Blembim said:

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  i wasnt expect this

  this giv me shock

  regards

  I just happened to see this picture on X, and it looks a lot like that one that often shows up with @emgh...
  

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• DrNutella Member

  April 2025 edited April 2025

  

  Failed
• cainyxues Member

  April 2025

  @wadhah said:

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  your lucky @allthemtings dosent open LET on the weekends

  thanks I am not opening that
• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @admax said:

  @Blembim said:

  @admax said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @Blembim said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @barbaros said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @ask_seek_knock said:

  @AlexBarakov said: I've been here since 2012 and you haven't heard of me.

  Oh yeah, AlphaVPS is one of the most senior providers here, which I knew even before LET from Google.

  Have you ever tried to work directly with him or talk to him? He's honestly extremely intimidating.

  They actually say the same about you also

  Me? I don't buy it.

  I mean, I heard a lot of terrifying stories about you from @emgh

  it the stories related to feet somehow?

  I have a feeling @emgh is going to bump into me pretty soon. We'll see how terrifying that is for him.

  Could be...

  

  i wasnt expect this

  this giv me shock

  regards

  I just happened to see this picture on X, and it looks a lot like that one that often shows up with @emgh...
  

  

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• cainyxues Member

  April 2025

  fck he got me
• Saragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @fiberstate

  Don't mind the amateurs... Time to drop the FS-A

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