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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • admaxadmax Member, Megathread Squad

    @plumberg said:

    @crunchbits said:

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  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @Smigit said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @Smigit said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Smigit said:

    @plumberg said:

    @MannDude said:

    @komdragon said:

    @MannDude said:
    We don't have any Easter promotions, it feels weird commercializing Easter.

    We may do some 4/20 promos for the degenerate sinners who use the devil's lettuce, however. Let me mull it over.

    You can help de-commercialize it by providing discounts (and just posting them here, not advertising them elsewhere).

    Use coupon code: HEHASRISEN to add 30% to your invoice.

    n00bz
    It should add 69%

    Where’s @onidel and his -90OFF

    He has not risen yet.

    2AM here. I sure hope not. lol

    Yeh i gotta be up for work in 2 hours, dunno why I'm still awake 😅

    Yeah I should be in bed. Got my wife a metal detector for Xmas and she wants to go out in the morning and give it a go. I’ll be stuffed. Not as bad as 2 hrs but

    Why be in bed when there's deals though.

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @MannDude said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @MannDude said:
    These deals are still active: https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/203771/incognet-turns-4-years-old-4gb-ram-40gb-nvme-4tb-4gbps-4-years-special-inside-flash-deals#latest

    Not going to make Easter specific ones.

    You will if you want nodes in PA

    You already told me the hardware shipped... 👀

    It shipped. But getting techs to install and configure, re-test, oy vey. So sleepy. Commercialize Easter just like Christmas or else!

    Thanked by 12Saragoldfarb barbaros beanman109 plumberg oriend cainyxues hapkido admax MannDude Decicus lothos HostBilby
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said: Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    you've already seen the ferrari pic but here it is for everyone else anyways

    and a bonus pic of calin when i sprayed him to wipe the board clean

    Thanked by 13cainyxues muffin lukast__ Saragoldfarb Blembim plumberg crunchbits oriend NHNHNH000 admax Decicus lothos FAT32
  • PineappleMPineappleM Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    i love ART

  • codelockcodelock Member

    Crunchy deals 🤗

  • muffinmuffin Member

    @beanman109 said:

    @crunchbits said: Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    you've already seen the ferrari pic but here it is for everyone else anyways

    and a bonus pic of calin when i sprayed him to wipe the board clean

    Thanked by 5beanman109 Blembim admax Decicus FAT32
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    lag.st is lagging for anyone else?

    @beanman109 work order coming your way

    Thanked by 9beanman109 cainyxues lukast__ muffin Blembim plumberg admax Decicus FAT32
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits just be glad i left out the full elongated crunchrod drawing

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  • codelockcodelock Member

    @crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

    Thanked by 1cainyxues
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:
    lag.st is lagging for anyone else?

    @beanman109 work order coming your way

    m y its probably mjj load from the pics in this thread

    Thanked by 7lukast__ Blembim cainyxues admax wadhah Decicus FAT32
  • ask_seek_knockask_seek_knock Member

    ihostART

  • cainyxuescainyxues Member

    @beanman109 said: full elongated crunchrod drawing

    out of the box board ART

    Thanked by 1Blembim
  • jdjxjdjx Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @crunchbits said:

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
    Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

    Thanked by 2plumberg PineappleM
  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @Smigit said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

    neat

    Since I am on the Discord

    Thanked by 10plumberg Blembim muffin NHNHNH000 lukast__ beanman109 wadhah admax Decicus FAT32
  • BlembimBlembim Member

    @wadhah said:
    lag.st is lagging for anyone else?

    @beanman109 work order coming your way

    photo is large my man

    Thanked by 1admax
  • codelockcodelock Member

    @Umcookies said:

    @crunchbits said:

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
    Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

    69 seconds

    Thanked by 1PineappleM
  • JohnFilch123JohnFilch123 Member

    ihostART

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @Umcookies said:

    @crunchbits said:

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
    Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

    Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

    Thanked by 2Smigit admax
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

    You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

    Sure.

    VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

    Thanked by 10lukast__ muffin Blembim beanman109 admax cainyxues codelock barbaros Decicus FAT32
  • AstroAstro Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @muffin said:
    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

    You might be first to get it, though

    WHAT BOUT ME? You bout to get out of my signature /s

    Thanked by 1cainyxues
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Umcookies said:

    @crunchbits said:

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
    Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

    I'll install them Monday. Anyone that hasn't confirmed and order in by then will get re-released.

    Thanked by 8cainyxues lukast__ admax wadhah Umcookies muffin Decicus FAT32
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

    You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

    Sure.

    VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

    How about the 99/ year dedi with gpu free for 6 months and then $99/ month?

    Thanked by 2cainyxues admax
  • codelockcodelock Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

    You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

    Sure.

    VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

    I wanted to go to sleep 😭😭, tomorrow is Monday 😭😭😭, but work can wait

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Astro said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @muffin said:
    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

    You might be first to get it, though

    WHAT BOUT ME? You bout to get out of my signature /s

    I don't negotiate with terrorists.

    Thanked by 10plumberg beanman109 muffin lukast__ admax barbaros PineappleM Decicus hapkido FAT32
  • misnishmisnish Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ART

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @Astro said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @muffin said:
    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

    You might be first to get it, though

    WHAT BOUT ME? You bout to get out of my signature /s

    I don't negotiate with terrorists.

    Thanked by 2admax FAT32
  • AstroAstro Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @Astro said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @muffin said:
    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

    You might be first to get it, though

    WHAT BOUT ME? You bout to get out of my signature /s

    I don't negotiate with terrorists.

    Thats why you're in my heart and my signature <3

    Thanked by 2crunchbits admax
  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @codelock said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @crunchbits said:

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
    Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

    69 seconds

    @plumberg said:

    @Umcookies said:

    @crunchbits said:

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
    Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

    Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

    Well looks like a 2am coffee is in order 😅

    Thanked by 1plumberg
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