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  • MannDudeMannDude Patron Provider, Veteran

    These deals are still active: https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/203771/incognet-turns-4-years-old-4gb-ram-40gb-nvme-4tb-4gbps-4-years-special-inside-flash-deals#latest

    Not going to make Easter specific ones.

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

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  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @Umcookies said:

    @Smigit said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Smigit said:

    @plumberg said:

    @MannDude said:

    @komdragon said:

    @MannDude said:
    We don't have any Easter promotions, it feels weird commercializing Easter.

    We may do some 4/20 promos for the degenerate sinners who use the devil's lettuce, however. Let me mull it over.

    You can help de-commercialize it by providing discounts (and just posting them here, not advertising them elsewhere).

    Use coupon code: HEHASRISEN to add 30% to your invoice.

    n00bz
    It should add 69%

    Where’s @onidel and his -90OFF

    He has not risen yet.

    2AM here. I sure hope not. lol

    Yeh i gotta be up for work in 2 hours, dunno why I'm still awake 😅

    Yeah I should be in bed. Got my wife a metal detector for Xmas and she wants to go out in the morning and give it a go. I’ll be stuffed. Not as bad as 2 hrs but

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  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

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    j'héberge l'art

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  • ZyraZyra Member
    edited April 2025

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    ihostART

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  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member
    edited April 2025

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    👀

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  • braunibrauni Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

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  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said: It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

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  • FranciscoFrancisco Top Host, Host Rep, Veteran

    @crunchbits said:
    @Francisco I'm sure he has something to sell, doesn't get a pass.

    Sorry, it's in a crate still.

    Francisco

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  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

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    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

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    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

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    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

    neat

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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

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    ihostART

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @MannDude said:
    These deals are still active: https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/203771/incognet-turns-4-years-old-4gb-ram-40gb-nvme-4tb-4gbps-4-years-special-inside-flash-deals#latest

    Not going to make Easter specific ones.

    You will if you want nodes in PA

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  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

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    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

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    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

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    ART

    So much ART

    I love ART

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  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

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    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

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  • muffinmuffin Member

    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

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  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    YEEEEEAHHHH THATS ANOTHER DEAL BABYYYYY

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @muffin said:
    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

    You might be first to get it, though

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  • cainyxuescainyxues Member

    @crunchbits said:

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    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

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    ihostART.

  • NHNHNH000NHNHNH000 Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

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    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

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  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

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  • MannDudeMannDude Patron Provider, Veteran

    @crunchbits said:

    @MannDude said:
    These deals are still active: https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/203771/incognet-turns-4-years-old-4gb-ram-40gb-nvme-4tb-4gbps-4-years-special-inside-flash-deals#latest

    Not going to make Easter specific ones.

    You will if you want nodes in PA

    You already told me the hardware shipped... 👀

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  • hapkidohapkido Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

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    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    Oh my, that's my ART!

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • Kevinf100Kevinf100 Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART
    Haha. I win yet?

  • PenguinPenguin Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

  • ServynServyn Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @Smigit said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

    neat

    Here’s my easter themed pet for good measures

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  • muffinmuffin Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @muffin said:
    I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

    You might be first to get it, though

    Thanked by 8cainyxues Saragoldfarb lukast__ Blembim crunchbits plumberg Decicus FAT32
  • codelockcodelock Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

    Thanked by 2cainyxues plumberg
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    calin approved

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  • QuenFeaQuenFea Member

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