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Nuyek 1-Year Anniversary - Highland, IL

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  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:
    Please thank this post if you identify yourself as one of the following: weeb, nerd, virgin, cope, mjj, emgh

    okay you caught me, i'm an emgh virginmjj

    What this mean

  • Fuck this, I am moving to Amsterdam, I want 5 ms latency between my VPS and home network.

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @barbaros said:
    Please thank this post if you identify yourself as one of the following: weeb, nerd, virgin, cope, mjj, emgh

    Thank you!

    Thank you!> @lukast__ said:

    @barbaros said:
    Please thank this post if you identify yourself as one of the following: weeb, nerd, virgin, cope, mjj, emgh

    What if I identify myself as three of the listed options?

    Amazing

    I would have edited my fuck up but my media filter blocks the edit symbol thx

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

  • @barbaros said:
    Fuck this, I am moving to Amsterdam, I want 5 ms latency between my VPS and home network.

    average latency from me to my vps is 200ms

    reggards

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you

    My thoughts exactly

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    yeah then you'll have a great experience, it's a great phone seriously (although it hurts me to say it)

  • @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    Does your new phone Gogle ignor?

  • BlembimBlembim Member
    edited March 2025

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i have to use stock phone else i won't have access to bank system

  • @Blembim said:

    @barbaros said:
    Fuck this, I am moving to Amsterdam, I want 5 ms latency between my VPS and home network.

    average latency from me to my vps is 200ms

    reggards

    Now I understand the motive of Calin starting hosting business in his basement.

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    Does your new phone Gogle ignor?

    it has built in penis length ai analysis features

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

  • @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    Does your new phone Gogle ignor?

    it has built in penis length ai analysis features

    You mean it has binocular app built in?

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    dont act like you dont kno why
    block akamai and cloudflare ips then watch yourself lose access to 97% of it

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @Blembim said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i have to use stock phone else i won't have access to bank system

    there are workaround to this (magisk modules) but it gets very tiring very quickly so I totally understand

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    Google is a great company

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    Does your new phone Gogle ignor?

    it has built in penis length ai analysis features

    You mean it has binocular app built in?

    fisheye lens for spectacular cockshot angles

  • @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    I use(d) uMatrix. Imagine you get a super flash deal on LET, and on the checkout page, card payment form says "iframe not correctly setup" and fucks up your chances to buy the deal.

    Then I disabled it.

  • @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    Does your new phone Gogle ignor?

    it has built in penis length ai analysis features

    You mean it has binocular app built in?

    fisheye lens for spectacular cockshot angles

    And on top of that Google trains their AI with every cockshot photo

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:
    im going to preorder a phone for the first time ever in a couple days
    its the google pixel 9a
    @wadhah thoughts on that?

    first of all, fuck you, second of all it's a great phone, you can get GrapheneOS on it pretty easily

    if you are on a budget, think about Redmi/Xiaomi, they have great hardware for very cheap (because they are spyware) and you can unlock it and install something custom on it so it's not sending your dick pics to china

    i will leave it as stock as a new born child

    Does your new phone Gogle ignor?

    it has built in penis length ai analysis features

    You mean it has binocular app built in?

    fisheye lens for spectacular cockshot angles

    And on top of that Google trains their AI with every cockshot photo

    they use the famous sausage/not a sausage algorithm

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @emgh said:

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    Google is a great company

    i hope immigration stops you at the end of your 12h train ride and makes you have to go back the full 12 hours

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    dont act like you dont kno why
    block akamai and cloudflare ips then watch yourself lose access to 97% of it

    goodbye cruel world

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    Google is a great company

    i hope immigration stops you at the end of your 12h train ride and makes you have to go back the full 12 hours

    +1 to this
    but also +1 to google is a great company

  • @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    dont act like you dont kno why
    block akamai and cloudflare ips then watch yourself lose access to 97% of it

    goodbye cruel world

    This will be his last message till he disables that block filter.

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    dont act like you dont kno why
    block akamai and cloudflare ips then watch yourself lose access to 97% of it

    goodbye cruel world

    This will be his last message till he disables that block filter.

    he's gonna have to use bing to find anything

  • @beanman109 I got reply from the globalping lad and snitched you also. He said as a reward I will get free hw probe.

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @barbaros said:
    @beanman109 I got reply from the globalping lad and snitched you also. He said as a reward I will get free hw probe.

    thats alright i already ordered 350 global ping probes with stolen credit card details that will be charged back in a month

  • @beanman109 said:

    @barbaros said:
    @beanman109 I got reply from the globalping lad and snitched you also. He said as a reward I will get free hw probe.

    thats alright i already ordered 350 global ping probes with stolen credit card details that will be charged back in a month

    Just use @emgh's card details.

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @beanman109 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @emgh said:

    @wadhah said:

    @barbaros said:

    @wadhah said:
    does globalping have a google captcha? i click on run test and nothing happens, i have google blocked so if they have an invisible check (like terabit) i can't know

    You have google blocked? Interesting approach

    it's very fun, half the internet dosent work and you have no idea why

    Google is a great company

    i hope immigration stops you at the end of your 12h train ride and makes you have to go back the full 12 hours

    +1 to this
    but also +1 to google is a great company

    just so you know how much i luv u

    half my allow list is your domains because they are autoblocked

    the other half is porn sites

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