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• taoqiKO Member

  February 2025

  @NDTN said:
  OK too sleepy now. I will drop the deal for 300k soon. Maybe we can combine 400k + 500k tomorrow.

  I've been rushing to buy it all day, but there's no JP available
• host_c Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @allthemtings said: Why’s bro holding a 40k banner

  He ran out of ink probably

  @emgh said: @host_c you need to say that you love ndtn

  @ndtn

  @fat32

  I know why the forum load's slower by the way.

  

  GO GO GO NDTN

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• Svalbard Member

  February 2025

  MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @allthemtings said:

  @emgh said:
  The server room was quiet, save for the hum of cooling fans and the faint tapping of keys. FAT32, the ever-diligent LowEndTalk admin, leaned over a monitor, troubleshooting a pesky VPS outage. His focus was unshakable—until the door swung open with a dramatic thud.

  NDTN strode in, all swagger and confidence, his dark jacket slung over one shoulder like a cape. "FAT32," he drawled, voice low and teasing, "you’ve been naughty again, haven’t you? Overpromising bandwidth to those budget users?"

  FAT32 straightened, a flush creeping up his neck. "I—I was just optimizing the load! It’s under control!"

  NDTN smirked, stepping closer, his presence filling the room. "Under control, huh? I think you need a little… correction." Before FAT32 could protest, NDTN grabbed a rolled-up network cable from the desk, giving it a playful snap in the air.

  "Wait, what are you—" FAT32’s words cut off as NDTN spun him around, pinning him lightly against the server rack. The first thwack of the cable against his backside was more sound than sting, but it sent a jolt through him nonetheless. He yelped, half-laughing, half-mortified.

  "Count 'em," NDTN purred, delivering another teasing swat. "One for every downtime ticket you ignored."

  FAT32 squirmed, his voice a mix of defiance and amusement. "This is admin abuse! I’ll—I’ll ban you!"

  "Try it," NDTN chuckled, landing one last playful smack before stepping back, leaving FAT32 breathless and grinning despite himself. "Now, get back to work. Those servers won’t spank themselves."

  As NDTN sauntered out, FAT32 rubbed his backside, muttering, "Bastard…" But the smirk on his face told a different story.

  Tonight’s erotica sorted

  hard to read ❌
  hard while reading ✔️

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• foitin Member

  February 2025

  Can we have some filler as well?
• komdragon Member

  February 2025

  @NDTN said:
  OK too sleepy now. I will drop the deal for 300k soon. Maybe we can combine 400k + 500k tomorrow.

  VDS deal with quantity 20+ hopefully
• allthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  Wait don’t drop it yet I’ll be back at my desk in 3 mins

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• nullnothere Member

  February 2025

  @Svalbard said:
  I've been in front of the screen for 12 hours

  Rookie numbers...

  Some of the diehard dealbusters are on a multi-day tripping experience. And this is just the start... this is supposedly going to keep going till 1M or the 28th whichever happens last

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @allthemtings said:
  Wait don’t drop it yet I’ll be back at my desk in 3 mins

  drop it before that @NDTN

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• barbaros Member

  February 2025

  @allthemtings said:
  Wait don’t drop it yet I’ll be back at my desk in 3 mins

  We have 3 minutes GO GO GO

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• brauni Member

  February 2025

  @emgh said: drop it before that @NDTN

  quick!
• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @NDTN can you restart the WHMCS instance real quick to log everyone out

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  I love this part:

  "Wait, what are you—" FAT32’s words cut off as NDTN spun him around, pinning him lightly against the server rack.

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• host_c Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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• NDTN Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  February 2025

  93% off Recurring - Triennially - No Double Promotion
  EPYC-3 plans listed here: https://greencloudvps.com/billing/store/premium-kvm-sale
  Max uses: 3
  Once per ACTIVE customer

  

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• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @beanman109 said:
  @NDTN can you restart the WHMCS instance real quick to log everyone out

  EVIL
• host_c Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @emgh said:

  @beanman109 said:
  @NDTN can you restart the WHMCS instance real quick to log everyone out

  EVIL

  Backwards it is

  LIVE &

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• aulyaryan Member

  February 2025

  Holy shit
• barbaros Member

  February 2025 edited February 2025

  DAMN IT

  

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• nullnothere Member

  February 2025

  @NDTN said: Max uses: 3

  Not a chance...
• allthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  ffs
• cainyxues Member

  February 2025

  The promotion code entered has already been used
• host_c Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @aulyaryan said: Holy shit

  Ain't holly till it is 400K

  MMOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

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• hakurin Member

  February 2025

  QTY3
• soulchief Member

  February 2025

  Ugh my credit card keeps marking GreenCloud payments as suspicious now and makes me do 2FA.. Lost out because of it..
• allthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @beanman109 did u get it for me
• MrEd Member

  February 2025

  Gone again Might be me on mobile, might be the quantity of 3...
• Blembim Member

  February 2025

  Regards,

  Well, will credit return to the account if the invoice is unpaid?

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• taoqiKO Member

  February 2025

  @NDTN said:

  93% off Recurring - Triennially - No Double Promotion
  EPYC-3 plans listed here: https://greencloudvps.com/billing/store/premium-kvm-sale
  Max uses: 3
  Once per ACTIVE customer

  

  no no no it is no one
• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  February 2025

  @allthemtings said:
  @beanman109 did u get it for me

  uk-3 out of stock i tried

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