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Soz @FAT32
With regards
Way too slow
Mjj effect had started
The seeker has been summoned
I've been in front of the screen for 12 hours
@FAT32 would a simple unauthorized HTTP req from the same IP over and over count as a view?
Must be because of all the spankings going on...
loads fine for me
CUM one
CUM all
The collab we didn't know we needed
Why’s bro holding a 40k banner
@host_c you need to say that you love ndtn
cmon
i haven't heard you say it
and me
Go Go #Greencloudvps
Listen here you little shit
That's the customer still reading the previous pages.
make me
daddy
Screen shot it
Pass me the request, I should make those 10+ idlers work.
Listen here you little shit - @FAT32 2025
The server room was quiet, save for the hum of cooling fans and the faint tapping of keys. FAT32, the ever-diligent LowEndTalk admin, leaned over a monitor, troubleshooting a pesky VPS outage. His focus was unshakable—until the door swung open with a dramatic thud.
NDTN strode in, all swagger and confidence, his dark jacket slung over one shoulder like a cape. "FAT32," he drawled, voice low and teasing, "you’ve been naughty again, haven’t you? Overpromising bandwidth to those budget users?"
FAT32 straightened, a flush creeping up his neck. "I—I was just optimizing the load! It’s under control!"
NDTN smirked, stepping closer, his presence filling the room. "Under control, huh? I think you need a little… correction." Before FAT32 could protest, NDTN grabbed a rolled-up network cable from the desk, giving it a playful snap in the air.
"Wait, what are you—" FAT32’s words cut off as NDTN spun him around, pinning him lightly against the server rack. The first thwack of the cable against his backside was more sound than sting, but it sent a jolt through him nonetheless. He yelped, half-laughing, half-mortified.
"Count 'em," NDTN purred, delivering another teasing swat. "One for every downtime ticket you ignored."
FAT32 squirmed, his voice a mix of defiance and amusement. "This is admin abuse! I’ll—I’ll ban you!"
"Try it," NDTN chuckled, landing one last playful smack before stepping back, leaving FAT32 breathless and grinning despite himself. "Now, get back to work. Those servers won’t spank themselves."
As NDTN sauntered out, FAT32 rubbed his backside, muttering, "Bastard…" But the smirk on his face told a different story.
OK too sleepy now. I will drop the deal for 300k soon. Maybe we can combine 400k + 500k tomorrow.
SHOULD WE PUSH FOR IT
YES YES YES YES
@FAT32 now with @emgh
LET server with LET gang
LET server with MJJs
Always. Were you inspecting before? Maybe that's why you didn't get dem deals.
I have no idea what I'm clicking even... it's all just a hazy memory. The only thing I remember is to decode the cupon as best as I can (and I still struggled with S vs 5).
I've not even installed the OS in much of the loot from as far back as BF/CM.
Show you how dedicated I am to acquiring the best deals...
Figuring out how to use them is so next year...
misquote, it was actually: Listen! Here! You Little! Shit!
Tonight’s erotica sorted