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  • Random reply; New customer incoming!

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  • jarjar Patron Provider, Top Host, Veteran

    This provider is complete trash. I demand that you all cease purchasing their 32TB storage VPS immediately.

  • @jar said:
    This provider is complete trash. I demand that you all cease purchasing their 32TB storage VPS immediately.

    Nice try @jar 😂

    Thanked by 1jar
  • BruhGamer12 said:
    ... series of Crunchbits world domination
    The beginning of the battles

    Roosterminators - Rising Red Conqueror Cockerel

    May put those image series into single pdf comic B)

  • jarjar Patron Provider, Top Host, Veteran

    @Moopah said:

    @jar said:
    This provider is complete trash. I demand that you all cease purchasing their 32TB storage VPS immediately.

    Nice try @jar 😂

    Need me some stock 😂

  • @jar said:

    @Moopah said:

    @jar said:
    This provider is complete trash. I demand that you all cease purchasing their 32TB storage VPS immediately.

    Nice try @jar 😂

    Need me some stock 😂

    Go get some 48 TB dedis from NetDynamics for $59/month

  • @raindog308 said:
    This offer gives me a funny feeling in my shorts!

    Do admins prefer not to be signed into lowendtalk?

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @GreenRuby said:

    @raindog308 said:
    This offer gives me a funny feeling in my shorts!

    Do admins prefer not to be signed into lowendtalk?

    He's concealed carrying browsing

  • raindog308raindog308 Administrator, Veteran

    @GreenRuby said: Do admins prefer not to be signed into lowendtalk?

    I went incognito because I didn't want to have staff-only, etc. threads showing.

  • @raindog308 said:

    @GreenRuby said: Do admins prefer not to be signed into lowendtalk?

    I went incognito because I didn't want to have staff-only, etc. threads showing.

    There's secret staff only threads? Sounds like a conspiracy is brewing!

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  • raindog308raindog308 Administrator, Veteran

    @BruhGamer12 said: Below is the first of a 10 part series of Crunchbits world domination

    /imagine brutalist dystopian propaganda poster of crunchbits controlling the world

  • bdlbdl Member

    @raindog308 said:

    @GreenRuby said: Do admins prefer not to be signed into lowendtalk?

    I went incognito because I didn't want to have staff-only, etc. threads showing.

    added boner-us: Moar pr0n

  • We want those 32TB storage boxes that @jar doesn't want for $7.

    Thanked by 1jar
  • jarjar Patron Provider, Top Host, Veteran

    @Crab said:
    We want those 32TB storage boxes that @jar doesn't want for $7.

    Listen, I can’t let you do that. I understand you want to take one for the team and I want you to know that I respect it. With that said, it’s my responsibility to keep these off the market to protect others. It’s simply the path I’ve chosen. I will take all of these storage VPS, and I will protect everyone else from the suffering they might inflict.

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  • Great services!

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  • @FAT32 WE LOVE YOU! >:)

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @jar said:

    @Crab said:
    We want those 32TB storage boxes that @jar doesn't want for $7.

    Listen, I can’t let you do that. I understand you want to take one for the team and I want you to know that I respect it. With that said, it’s my responsibility to keep these off the market to protect others. It’s simply the path I’ve chosen. I will take all of these storage VPS, and I will protect everyone else from the suffering they might inflict.

    We're going to have strong, incredible servers! And people are going to come into our website legally, they're gonna come in legally. We're going to build storage, it's going to be built. It's not even--believe it or not--it's not even a difficult thing to do. By the way, for the people of LET, where you have a tremendous problem with basement storage hosts and sick chickens, you wouldn't even believe it! You see this place and you say it's so beautiful, but you have a tremendous problem. The first thing, always, that they mention to me: "Mr. Crunchbits, please, do something!". The DDoSes, the hit-and-run Turkish providers, it's pouring in! And it's so cheap, 'cause there's so much of it! And the kids are getting stuck and other people are getting stuck, too. We're gonna end it! And we're gonna work--we're gonna work really hard to get those people who are so addicted off the habit. We're gonna work like hell to take care of this situation. It's a yuuge problem on LET, it's a yuuuge problem all over our internet. We're gonna get it done!


    Guess we need a storage sale as soon as @FAT32 gives me my thread-creating privileges back.

  • @FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!

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  • @crunchbits whats your discord server?

  • @bobsburgers said:
    @crunchbits whats your discord server?

    https://discord.gg/crunchbits

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • Excited to see who will win!

  • @FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!

  • soulchiefsoulchief Member
    edited January 2024

    Just picked up 1 of each at 3yr billing cycle. Have 2 others with excellent uptime, average of around 2 minutes down a month (since August) and I believe all were just network outages/timeouts. Planning on moving the 1.5gb to their new location and keeping the rest in Spokane.

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • What’s crunching today

  • CrabCrab Member
    edited January 2024

    @jar said:

    @Crab said:
    We want those 32TB storage boxes that @jar doesn't want for $7.

    Listen, I can’t let you do that. I understand you want to take one for the team and I want you to know that I respect it. With that said, it’s my responsibility to keep these off the market to protect others. It’s simply the path I’ve chosen. I will take all of these storage VPS, and I will protect everyone else from the suffering they might inflict.

    Not even for $7.77? This is not my first rodeo, and I think I can handle 32TB!

    Thanked by 3jar crunchbits bdl
  • I have to admit that as a Frenchman, there's one thing that makes me dream, your free Free Firearms giveaway :p

  • tuctuc Member

    WE LOVE YOU

  • @FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!

  • @FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • raindog308raindog308 Administrator, Veteran

    @Moopah said: There's secret staff only threads? Sounds like a conspiracy is brewing!

    They're just filled with posts from other mods saying

    @FAT32 WE LOVE YOU

    over and over, because we do.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
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