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There are more trees on earth than stars in the Milky Way galaxy.
BAD JOKES
How much does an influencer weigh? An Instagram.
BAD JOKES
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
Kermit Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt’s grandson, overthrew Iran for the US government.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) uses Waffle House Restaurants being open or closed as one way to determine the effect of a storm and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.
Australia once lost a war to emus (the birds).
Orcas are a natural predator to moose.
Sharks lived on earth before trees.
The chainsaw was originally created to aid in childbirth.
NASA mistakenly erased the original tape of the first steps on the moon.
The eighth power of a number is a zenzizenzizenzic.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go."
JOKES FOR KIDS
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
JOKES FOR KIDS
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.
More than eighty percent of the Earth's ocean is unmapped, unobserved, and unexplored.
A giraffe and a human have the same number of bones in their necks.
Australia exports camels to the Middle East.
Firefighters sometimes use wetting agents to make water wetter.
JOKES FOR KIDS
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
JOKES FOR KIDS
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.