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FUNNY JOKES
What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.
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What do fish sing during the holidays? Christmas corals.
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What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.
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What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker!
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?A rebel without a Claus.
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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!
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Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
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Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
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What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
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What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles.
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
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Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping.
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Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house!
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What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
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How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
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What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”
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What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
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What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him.
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What's the difference between Santa and a knight? One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!
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What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of choice? Yule-Tide.
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Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn’t run a stable government!
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How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate? He uses Comet.
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What is Santa’s favorite pizza? One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!