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Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!
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How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
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How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!
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What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards!
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Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.
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What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
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Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.
sorrrry , friend. Maybe I missed your question. Today, I have a small issue that I need to prioritize. I'll try to find it in the notifications.
No worries. I was only playing around. Take care of your priorities, don't mind me, I'm just in a silly mood today.
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What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!
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What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
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What does Santa do with out-of-shape elves? Sends them to an elf Farm.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
Hahha. Let's go, stay spirited. Just bring back that positive
@FrankZ
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How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
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What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
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What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
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What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
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What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
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Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!
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How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
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What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y!”
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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
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What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
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In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? EVERY year!