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  • noob404noob404 Member

    FUNNY JOKES

    Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!

  • noob404noob404 Member

    FUNNY JOKES

    How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.

  • markzmarkz Member

    @FrankZ said:

    @noob404 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @noob404 don't let my sarcasm influence your participation. I was just trying to get chitree to engage in some banter.

    Sorry, I missed your comment. Been posting in between work. Forget to check notifications from time to time.

    No worries, @markz still has not answered a question I posed to him a couple of hours ago.
    It's about engagement people, engagement.
    (Ok, I can't say that with a straight face)

    sorrrry , friend. Maybe I missed your question. Today, I have a small issue that I need to prioritize. I'll try to find it in the notifications.

    Thanked by 1noob404
  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @markz said:

    @FrankZ said:

    noob404 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    noob404 don't let my sarcasm influence your participation. I was just trying to get chitree to engage in some banter.

    Sorry, I missed your comment. Been posting in between work. Forget to check notifications from time to time.

    No worries, @markz still has not answered a question I posed to him a couple of hours ago.
    It's about engagement people, engagement.
    (Ok, I can't say that with a straight face)

    sorrrry , friend. Maybe I missed your question. Today, I have a small issue that I need to prioritize. I'll try to find it in the notifications.

    No worries. I was only playing around. Take care of your priorities, don't mind me, I'm just in a silly mood today.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What does Santa do with out-of-shape elves? Sends them to an elf Farm.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

  • markzmarkz Member
    edited January 2024

    Hahha. Let's go, stay spirited. Just bring back that positive B) @FrankZ

  • noob404noob404 Member

    FUNNY JOKES

    How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y!”

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? EVERY year!

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