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Heatwaves shimmered above the asphalt, distorting the view of the distant horizon.
Steam rose from the hot pavement after a refreshing summer rain.
The tropical climate brought a constant feeling of warmth and humidity.
The hot sand burned their feet as they walked along the sun-soaked beach.
A spicy curry warmed them from the inside on a cold winter evening.
The warmth of a fireplace created a cozy atmosphere on a chilly night.
Sunflowers turned their faces toward the sun, absorbing its radiant heat.
Desert animals sought shade during the peak hours of scorching daylight.
The radiant heat from a bonfire warmed the faces of friends gathered around.
A hot breeze swept through the canyon, carrying the scent of sun-baked earth.
The blazing fire pit provided a focal point for warmth and conversation.
CORNY JOKES
What do horses say when they fall?
I can’t giddy up.
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How do you impress a baker?
Bring him flours.
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How does a rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator.
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Which flowers are the best kissers?
Tu-lips.
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What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
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What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
Sorry, I missed your comment. Been posting in between work. Forget to check notifications from time to time.
FUNNY JOKES
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
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Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!
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What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.
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What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show!
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
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Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care!
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What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.es
No worries, @markz still has not answered a question I posed to him a couple of hours ago.
It's about engagement people, engagement.
(Ok, I can't say that with a straight face)