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What did the elevator say when it sneezed?
I think I’m coming down with something.
Sorry @chitree noob404 screwed the pooch, now we will never know./s
@chitree in all seriousness I expect that the frequency of giveaways is directly proportionate to sales volume generated by the thread. I have not seen near as many requests for double bandwidth in this thread as there was in the BF thread, so less sales = less giveaways. Besides Dustin is already giving away a butt load of $$$ in prizes. It is a business after all.
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Why are elephants wrinkly?
Because you can’t iron them.
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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he got lost at C.
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It waved.
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How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
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Why can’t you trust duck doctors?
They’re all quacks.
@noob404 don't let my sarcasm influence your participation. I was just trying to get @chitree to engage in some banter.
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What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc.
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What runs but never goes anywhere?
A fridge.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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How does a duck buy lipstick?
She just puts it on her bill.
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