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CORNY JOKES
What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Satellite dishes align with the sky, capturing signals that traverse vast distances through the cosmic expanse.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast.
The sky above a canyon mirrors the fiery hues of a desert sunset, casting shadows on the rugged terrain.
Lego from Denmark is the largest toy manufacturing company in the world.
Denmark’s population of 5.7 million is approximately equal to that of Singapore.
The distant hum of a propeller plane becomes a nostalgic melody in the sky's symphony of sounds.
Denmark is the most expensive European Union country to live in
Denmark also has one of the world’s best restaurants – Copenhagen’s Noma. Restaurant Magazine ranked it the best restaurant in the world in 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2014
Skylines are silhouetted against the fiery hues of an urban sunset, turning the city into a silhouette against the painted sky.
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What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
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What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest.
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How did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other?
They were dead ringers.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
The sky becomes a gallery for hot air balloons during festivals, adding a whimsical touch to the open expanse.
Gay marriages in Denmark were made legal in 2012
Weather radars scan the sky, mapping out the unseen currents and turbulence hidden in the atmospheric layers.
Denmark is the first European country to allow legal changes to gender without sterilization
In Denmark, 1, 2, 5 Krone coins have holes in the middle. These coins are minted in a silver look. The currency was first introduced in 1875.[
The sky above a bustling harbor reflects the masts of docked ships, creating a maritime spectacle against the backdrop of the setting sun.
There are 11 Nobel Prize winners from Denmark. Neils Bohr won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1932.[
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
The sky unfolds a canvas of color during a hot air balloon festival, as balloons ascend in a kaleidoscope of hues.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where can you buy soup in bulk?
The stock market.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Weather satellites orbit the Earth, providing a bird's-eye view of atmospheric conditions across the globe.
The sky reflects the serenity of a lake at dawn, where the still water mirrors the awakening day.