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Winston Churchill called Denmark Hitler’s Pet Canary.
he country also has the world’s leading turbine industry.
Airplanes create contrails that crisscross the sky, forming transient patterns in their wake.
Denmark has a progressive tax system. This means that the higher an individual earns, the more taxes they pay. Income tax rate in 2018 in Denmark is based at 27% for someone making 52,900 Kr. Over this income limit, the tax rate increases to 42%.[2
Approx. 80% of the Danish population are members of the Danish National Evangelical Lutheran Church. They have a ‘church tax’ but it is optional. The income from this type of tax is used for the maintenance and running of the churches in the municipality.[
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Skylines glow with the warm lights of street lamps as the city settles into the quietude of a nighttime slumber.
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What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
See if he is coffin.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Green taxes are collected for using the society’s resources which include: oil, electricity, and water. High taxes on these resources are levied to discourage their usage so that the impact on the environment is limited.[
There are more women in Denmark then men because of the high mortality rate among men in the country.
The average age in Denmark as of January 2017, is 41.3 years. Also, at the same time, there were 1,143 people that were older than 100 years
As of January 2017, immigrants and descendants comprised 12.9 percent of the total
Danish population. There are people from over 200 different countries living in Denmark. The largest of these comes from Turkey.
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Why did the farmer win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
The country has one of the highest fertility rates in the European Union.
One-quarter of all deaths in Denmark are caused by cancer. Breast and prostate cancer were among the most common among women and men respectively.[
The average age to get married for men and women in Denmark is 34.8 and 32.2 years respectively.
Peter and Jens are the most common first names for men while Anne and Kirsten were most famous for women in Denmark
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What do you call a factory that sells good products?
A satis-factory.
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What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh.
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How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
Denmark has world’s highest social mobility and a high level of income equality.
The country also has the lowest perceived level of corruption in the world along with Sweden, Finland, and New Zealand
Use of the first name is common in Denmark
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.